The night I killed Wile E. Coyote.
I had some friends over to cook up some burgers last night – I think this was like the sixth straight day barbecuing (am I the only one who barbecues right through December?) – another beautiful evening. I tried to take a photo of my own car but Dustin parked his 300 in the way.

It was a relaxing night until about 12:30AM. I was driving home on the highway and out of nowhere a huge ass coyote jumped out in front of my car. I was doing about 110km/h and I’d say he was leaping at a speed of 30km/h. The coyote tried to do his best Tony Hawk 900 impression and landed like a million miles away (FACT!). My old Physics teacher Mr. Marr could probably tell you the speed at which the coyote was spinning based on the information provided but then again he only has those skill because he wasted his whole life as a Physics teacher!! Just joking… there’s no way he could figure out that calculation.
Anyways, I spent all of this morning at ICBC trying to get my car repaired. As I was waiting for my bus to come home I dipped into a store and got my hands on the latest Issue of URB.

As I’m flipping through it, I see the “Canis” tee I designed for 3sixteen in their Fresh Product section! I kill a wolf-sized coyote on the road and then my tee graphic of a wolf who’d just been run over and decaptiated, ends up in a magazine!? I am convinced God must have a sense of humor.

So if you purchase the tee you could maybe have a moment of silence for Wile E. Coyote who is probably still lying somewhere in the bushes off Hwy 99.
“Universe you’ve done it again!” (Arrested Development anyone??)
Tangents / Jennilee Marigomen - 10.11.09
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Such a funny story. The best part about it though was the damn’d Tobias quote (”I just blue myself.”).
you an i are the only arrested fans i guess