18.12.09 by Jeff

Zig Zag Shoe Giveaway

Sean over at Status Foe wants to hook you guys up with some shoes! Zig Zag shoes are perfect for “ballin on a budget” as I like to say – inexpensive and stylish!

zig zag shoes status foe store giveaway booooooom

We’ve got 5 pairs of shoes to give away (you’ll be able to pick your size).

If you want a pair – write me a funny haiku!

Haiku poems are three lines. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.

Example:

Give me the shoes please.
I really really want them.
Taco banana.

The five winners will be picked on Monday!










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401 Responses to “Zig Zag Shoe Giveaway”
  1. 18:12:09 Christian Long:

    I be mad ballin’
    If my toes were haulin’ in
    Zig-n-Zag style.

  2. 18:12:09 Vektorrrr:

    To Booooooom:
    “Oh Shoes Are Too Nice
    Yummy Like Beans and Rice
    Laces Sole and All”
    haha

  3. 18:12:09 Asha:

    I like to wear shoes
    but not in the summer’s heat
    Ah, I like bare feet.

    I am not a professional haikuist. Drat.

  4. 18:12:09 Eileen C:

    Hmm..haiku. eh? Here goes it goes:

    I wear office heels
    Monday through Fri 9 to 5
    I need comfy shoes!

  5. 18:12:09 Gary Oak:

    Fork over the shoes
    I need to have them right now
    Or so help me god…

  6. 18:12:09 Derek Wong:

    I want those Zig Zags.
    Wait, we’re not talking about
    the blunt wraps? That’s cool.

    - DW

  7. 18:12:09 Shona:

    help save the planet
    fire, air, water, wind, and heart
    our only defense

  8. 18:12:09 Benjy:

    In these shoes are feet
    Hopefully my feet, maybe
    That would be super cool.

    • 18:12:09 Benjy:

      ACK delete the ‘cool’

  9. 18:12:09 kat martinez:

    shoes without fifty holes
    come to my aching patas
    please please now

  10. 18:12:09 Ollie:

    Just a small town girl,
    Living in a lonely world,
    Shit, I missed my train.

    Can I post more than one and have it entered?

  11. 18:12:09 Tena Marie:

    There is nothing worse
    than stepping in your dog’s piss
    at 8 am. Shit.

  12. 18:12:09 Jonathan:

    I really need shoes
    And there is a good reason
    I stand here barefoot

  13. 18:12:09 Jonathan:

    I looked up in bed
    And saw the beautiful stars
    What, where is my roof?

  14. 18:12:09 Jonathan:

    Sorry, i meant to put:
    I looked up in bed
    And saw the beautiful stars
    What? Where is my roof?

    • 18:12:09 Shaina:

      hahahaha!

  15. 18:12:09 Angelo Logan:

    I wanna be fresh,
    Yes, cool clean suave with swagger,
    I wanna be best :o )

  16. 18:12:09 Tena Marie:

    Spandex emission.
    At the gym, hugeness ensues.
    Let a Playa play.

  17. 18:12:09 Dave Ladd:

    Size twelve and a half
    I very much hope (against hope)
    You might have my size.

  18. 18:12:09 TJ:

    My shoes are worn thin,
    And my billfold has worn too.
    Please give me some shoes?

  19. 18:12:09 JosephBrady:

    I would like to win.
    Ive only jesus sandals.
    Please help me out booooooom.

  20. 18:12:09 Britt:

    These shoes are the best.
    I could really use new ones.
    Please give them to me.

  21. 18:12:09 Simon:

    my feet are chilly
    you know i need new shoes right
    I like the grey ones

  22. 18:12:09 Jose:

    Fluffy marshmallow,
    White, squishy, maybe mushy,
    Uber happiness

  23. 18:12:09 Shaina:

    oh you zig zag shoes,
    you know I’d love to own you.
    I just stepped in poo.

  24. 18:12:09 Tena Marie:

    Chinese firedrill,
    The light isn’t even red.
    Great, ya blew it.

  25. 18:12:09 CoryEarly:

    hey my lil piggys
    need some zig zaggys
    man im cool.

  26. 18:12:09 Halina:

    I just want to run
    I want to play lazer tag
    with some rad new shoes.

  27. 18:12:09 Bryce:

    These shoes are mad fresh.
    Do you like speaking with slang?
    Slang talk about shoes.

  28. 18:12:09 Hans:

    my tootsies are cold
    with this shoes ill get girls
    and finally make cumsies

  29. 18:12:09 Corey Tegeler:

    Shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
    Shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
    GIVE ME!

  30. 18:12:09 louise:

    Give me the shoes please.
    I really really want them.
    Taco ananas.

  31. 18:12:09 josephine:

    next re-arranger
    no teenager, i need shoes
    i’m walker texas ranger.

  32. 18:12:09 Alphonso Whitfield:

    Acid trip squidward
    bikini bottom meth house
    spongeob drug inspired

  33. 18:12:09 VekT:

    Trippin on some lace
    Wearing my new zig zaggys
    Im Fresh and the Best

  34. 18:12:09 Luara Pinon:

    Hello, I love cheese.
    I wander barefoot because,
    I stepped in dog squeeze.

  35. 18:12:09 Matt Homer:

    I promised myself
    I wouldn’t write about shoes.
    oh, the irony…

  36. 18:12:09 Ross Hamilton Frew:

    nice day for a walk
    left foot goes in front of right
    damn I am still drunk

  37. 18:12:09 jeanette:

    Pair of matching soles
    Each to complement its twin
    New shoes like old friends

  38. 18:12:09 Matto-san:

    There once was a man
    From Nantucket, oh wait that
    Is a limerick…

  39. 18:12:09 Niall O Riordan:

    Do you have my size,

    I have the feet of a clown,

    What does that mean huh?

  40. 18:12:09 Garrett:

    Jeff, please look at this
    I am in need of these shoes
    Woah, Pokemon’s on!

  41. 18:12:09 Monique Bock:

    Tartan ribbon shoes
    are cute, blue but smell like poo
    I still want some though

  42. 18:12:09 Niall O Riordan:

    My feet are hungry,

    Can they eat your giveaway,

    So they do not starve

  43. 18:12:09 Stephanie:

    Give me the damn shoes.
    Purple monkey dishwasher.
    Haikus are bullshit.

  44. 18:12:09 Cristina:

    i never heard of
    these shoes before i saw this
    post. but i’m not cool.

  45. 18:12:09 skyler:

    i went for a walk
    we had to go through the mud
    and i lost my shoes

  46. 18:12:09 carey:

    My face looks so sad
    Ill turn my frown upside down
    if you would pick me!!

  47. 18:12:09 Jeremy:

    i spy those slippers.
    i’d really like to have them.
    they are silky, smooth.

  48. 18:12:09 Lara Oliveira:

    Shoes!!! What a delight!
    Free for all? It’s a fair fight!
    But I’ll win it, right? ;)

  49. 18:12:09 Pip Jones:

    Canada is cold
    But Australia’s critters
    chew my shoeless feet.

    • 18:12:09 Pip Jones:

      PS. Dear Booooooom cats,
      Australian postage is
      not that expensive…

  50. 18:12:09 Patrick:

    Boom my jungle queen
    Shoe me up for my feet sting
    Zig Zag up my grill

  51. 18:12:09 kris:

    I Want Shoes I Need Shoes
    Zig Zags Come Over Here
    You Know i’ll Treat You Dear!
    Pleace Peace!

  52. 18:12:09 Will:

    I’ve got two left feet,
    and never could tie my shoes;
    can I get Velcro?

  53. 18:12:09 Zac Benloulou:

    A poem about shoes,
    is a lot like my wallet,
    empty but stylish,

  54. 18:12:09 Brooke:

    Will you pick me if
    I promise to share with you?
    There’s two in a pair.

  55. 18:12:09 MattJean:

    Give me those knickers
    My haiku is the best one
    Can Matty wear them?

  56. 18:12:09 R fox:

    Five, Seven and Five,
    The measure of a Haiku,
    It is very eas

  57. 18:12:09 Chris:

    Shoes wonderful shoes
    I’ve got too many to wear
    Just give me them yeah?

  58. 18:12:09 tyson faa:

    New shoes sure are sweet.
    Especially on my feet.
    Zig Zags rock the street.

  59. 18:12:09 Jodi:

    throwin’ it out there
    I wanna throw my feet in there
    send me a black pair

  60. 18:12:09 megan:

    one day i stepped in
    my kitten’s barf and wished that
    i was wearing shoes

  61. 18:12:09 Liv:

    My shoes ran away
    They are up on a wire
    They can’t be higher.

  62. 18:12:09 rob laliberte:

    seventeen sounds prove,
    The worn sole still has a price.
    Winter winner. Nice.

  63. 18:12:09 Brennan Wyatt:

    Shoes, such a riddle…
    Like gloves for your little feet
    or bizarro hats

  64. 18:12:09 Michael John Liu:

    help me cop new shoes,
    my current are raggedy.
    sriracha sauce cleans up well.

  65. 18:12:09 demonpanda:

    I need one in blue
    to defeat my inner blues
    can you help me through

  66. 18:12:09 M j:

    These haikus of shoes,
    Ancient traditions- abuse.
    Take part? I refuse!

  67. 18:12:09 Robert Murray:

    Blue and Gray Gutties
    Boom goeth the dynamite
    Non homogenous

  68. 18:12:09 austin breed:

    I read Booooooom all day,
    if I don’t my eyes will pay,
    rot black and decay.

  69. 18:12:09 Ryan:

    I want a pair please.
    Because they are the bees’ knees.
    So will you choose me?

  70. 18:12:09 Cameron:

    Haikus are useless
    How’d they become popular?
    Why does Boom like them?

  71. 18:12:09 ilhu:

    coughing up lung chunks,
    she’s got a fever – and the
    sole cure is ZIG ZAG

  72. 18:12:09 Nate Moore:

    It’s cold this season,
    I could really use some shoes
    my feet are freezin!

  73. 18:12:09 Jeff C.:

    My feet are too big
    These look like Paul Bunyan’s shoes
    They’ll fit me quite nice

  74. 18:12:09 Gabe:

    Could use some new kicks.
    Big ass feet, no big ass dick.
    Booooooom everyday. click

  75. 18:12:09 xmoonbloom:

    Kinda like Keds huh
    I wore those before your birth
    Please don’t be agist.

  76. 18:12:09 Oliver:

    My sole’s in my shoe
    my soul cries out for comfort:
    Zig Zags for Christmas!?

  77. 18:12:09 Alejandra:

    look, I am so poor
    art school is sucking the cash
    right out of my feet

  78. 18:12:09 Doug:

    An African in
    National Geographic
    was wearing my shoes.

  79. 18:12:09 Abi Jensen:

    Pungent aroma
    Fills the air, teases nostrils
    Time for new zig zags

  80. 18:12:09 Chris Orr:

    Toe jam queens and bees
    Blackbird perspective earthworm
    Royal hunted prey

  81. 18:12:09 Kate:

    Many giveaways
    I’ve entered for everyone
    Chose me, for realsies

  82. 18:12:09 Molly:

    My feet are lonely
    socks aren’t what they used to be
    i could use some shoes

  83. 18:12:09 APMC:

    Snap them fingers geek
    Now stomp freaky feet to the beat
    Ziggy zaggy down deep

  84. 18:12:09 Jacq Smith:

    Apple butter jam
    Spicy, warm or cold, delis
    Bread or finger dipped

  85. 18:12:09 mike:

    a little zig zag
    goes a long way tomorrow
    but today it stops

  86. 18:12:09 Maw:

    two gray and two blue
    eenie meenie minie moe
    bows and laces love

  87. 18:12:09 Joshua Snell:

    I’m crazy english
    And I have lost both my feet
    No money, college

  88. 18:12:09 Lan:

    Shoes, booze for my feet
    Drink up sweet soles and suck down
    Smells of un-’defeet’

  89. 18:12:09 Chris Orr:

    Toe jam queens and bees
    Blackbird perspective earthworms
    Royal hunted prey

  90. 18:12:09 Channing:

    “Ha ha, your mom’s dead.
    Oh… I mean…” What’s that great taste?
    ZIG ZAG(TM) BRAND FOOT SHEATHS

  91. 18:12:09 TRIANGLE:

    Hungarian Ants

    Sneakily plotting away

    New Wave Banditos

  92. 18:12:09 MsUnreliable:

    A jig I would do
    If I win these rad-mo shoes
    And post to YouTube

    No seriously. I would.

    Don’t ask me what rad-mo means though. I’ve started adding -mo to the end of miscellaneous words and I can’t control myself.

    – Kit

  93. 18:12:09 Boris:

    my shoes got some holes,
    they make my feet oh so wet,
    i really like rain

  94. 18:12:09 melissa:

    these shoes are so fine
    i would love to make them mine
    i’ll just get in line

  95. 18:12:09 alii:

    i love my shoes well
    oh i do not like their smell
    but these shoes are swell

  96. 18:12:09 Ian Wins:

    My feet have reeked
    for about five or six weeks
    cause my shoes have mold

  97. 18:12:09 megan mcisaac:

    i do not own a
    single pair of tennis-shoes
    but i would wear these.

    i’m not sure ive ever written a haiku before.

  98. 18:12:09 Odie:

    haiku for blue shoe
    i’ll go poo poo for that shoe
    and skip to my loo

  99. 18:12:09 Chandler:

    shoes are something I need
    to warm up my toes and feet
    frostbite isn’t fun

  100. 18:12:09 The Barstool Romantic:

    If you got the blues,
    You can always hit the road,
    In your Zig-Zag shoes.

  101. 18:12:09 Jonathan Valverde:

    them shoes are way fly
    give me em make em mine and
    ill sky walk for christ

  102. 18:12:09 Kelly Freeman:

    Size eight in women’s
    I prefer the grey pair, thanks
    Before xmas, please

  103. 18:12:09 T. Zak:

    I wish I had those!
    How delicious on my toes
    would they be to see?

  104. 18:12:09 Justin:

    Small college student
    Big skateboarding addiction
    Holey zig-zags. Gnar.

  105. 18:12:09 Cho-Wai Ben Fung:

    I like banana
    Smells good and sexy too
    It got power to blow me

  106. 18:12:09 Joey:

    I like to beat meat
    that I eat, but I want sweet
    zig zags on my feet

  107. 18:12:09 Alin Dragulin:

    someone stole my phone
    I can’t call my mom at home
    now I’m all alone

  108. 18:12:09 Michael Mori:

    talent less with words
    teacher says I will not last
    zig zag booooooom his ass

  109. 18:12:09 Ashley McCarty:

    Free Shwag Shoes are Sweet
    Boom dot Com treats me so right
    Zig Zag shoes are neat.

  110. 18:12:09 Marco:

    Haikus are funny
    but sometimes they don’t make sense
    horny elephant.

  111. 18:12:09 carla:

    filthy shoes to lose,
    a very hot pair to wear.
    zig zag heart: in love.

  112. 18:12:09 Jeffrey A Hutchins:

    Let the shoes decide.
    Oh please oh please have my size!
    Cinderella style.

  113. 18:12:09 Justin:

    Blue are the new shoe.
    Scantily-clad, zig-zag swag.
    Merry Christmas BOOOOOOOM!

  114. 18:12:09 Stuart:

    Mm. Left foot, right foot.
    Caress me softly, laces.
    Leather soles? Or souls?

  115. 18:12:09 Chrubble:

    My toes toast footwear.
    But most shoes cause them despair.
    This pair look tip-top.

  116. 18:12:09 Anna:

    je veux souliers
    all mine are falling apart
    zig zags, s’il vous plait

  117. 18:12:09 lydia:

    what are shoes alone?
    sometimes, socks are the best part.
    say hello, argyle!

  118. 18:12:09 Sue:

    Just found out I have
    Two grand to pay, so Zig-Zag
    Be mine, make my day!

  119. 18:12:09 Kelvin:

    Look at those awesome shoes
    I would wear them whenever I could
    I hate stepping on poo

  120. 18:12:09 Brian:

    a shoe giveaway?
    thanks is all i have to say
    zig zaggity zanks

  121. 18:12:09 Morgan:

    Yo Ima T-Rex.
    Rockin’ sneaks but dyin’ fo
    some bad-ass zig-zags.

  122. 18:12:09 Karmagenerator:

    In Winter, I see
    You,your cold pale face again
    I have found my home.

  123. 18:12:09 Renan Cabrera:

    i want those shoes please
    this bottom line will win it
    shoes please, i want them

  124. 18:12:09 vivienne:

    a left foot, am i
    pounding the dirty pavement.
    dead bananas die

  125. 18:12:09 fiona davidson:

    a chastity sole
    of love. caresses my foot
    protection from swine

    = A shoe!

  126. 18:12:09 Marisol:

    “funny funny shoes
    you wear ribbons and all
    i like you shoes ha!”<3 :)

    what am i suppose to put on website?????

  127. 18:12:09 Jason:

    A turtle bit me

    sitting in the efferdent:

    Internet zombie

  128. 18:12:09 Freda D.:

    I once knew blind man

    He was walking without cane

    I watch him jaywalk

  129. 18:12:09 Brianna:

    I wish I could say
    “I want shoes more than health care.”
    Ballin’ with a cough.

  130. 18:12:09 Steph Mount:

    mee moo, see who needs
    those shoes in grey or blue speeds
    up my running feet.

  131. 18:12:09 Zach:

    The sun dips through clouds
    Drying drops of rain from leaves
    I slip on my shoes

  132. 18:12:09 Kelly:

    eyelets looking up
    do not make much eye contact
    when i’m looking down

  133. 18:12:09 jmaican:

    i meant to say…

    FUCK ECONOMY!
    I be wearin’ these for free
    Thanks to zig zag’s shoes.

  134. 18:12:09 charles:

    waking up early

    guarantees that i’ll think of

    death alot today

  135. 18:12:09 lazy b:

    PLEASE DELETE THE ONE BY LAZY B AS IT WAS NOT HER THAT WROTE IT, MY SILLY BROTHER DID THAT- SORRY, IT WAS NOT ME!!

  136. 18:12:09 Malcolm wee:

    taco banana
    will give me a bad stomach
    but will eat for shoes

  137. 18:12:09 Joel:

    holes in both my soles
    my heels are like sandpaper
    really need new shoes

  138. 18:12:09 ellen:

    zig zag pick the pace
    you put a smile on my face
    and on my feet too!

  139. 18:12:09 garrick:

    dem bones must walk on
    shiver skins upon pavement
    my saviour in a boom!

  140. 18:12:09 Peter Gardner:

    Shoes will help me keep
    my feet warm on a cold day
    much better, than cats

  141. 18:12:09 Dave Lam:

    Mismatched pair i’ll wear,
    Down to the alley with flair,
    Bowling pins, beware

  142. 19:12:09 Becky:

    haiku’s have their hour
    but better budge over for
    alliteration.

  143. 19:12:09 Stephanie:

    zig zag with tic-tacs
    better than a heart attack
    literal hack

  144. 19:12:09 Remy:

    Cut it out, Derrick
    Hey did you eat my snack pack?
    I ate your snack pack

  145. 19:12:09 JEDRIK:

    them fresh Zig Zag kicks
    i would prefer for Christmas
    better than slap chop

  146. 19:12:09 lana:

    derek wong’s haiku
    made me lol! he should prolly
    win. but pick me too!

  147. 19:12:09 Adam Batchelor:

    oh i’m a poor man
    for i rock holes in my kicks
    boom me a pair please.

  148. 19:12:09 Jonas:

    shit i am german
    there is snow all over this place
    i need some extra shoes

  149. 19:12:09 mariah:

    merry christmas sean
    please give me these lovely shoes
    it would bring me joy

  150. 19:12:09 Courtney Chu:

    I need those zig zags,
    I drag my shoes while walking,
    Rain now permeates.

  151. 19:12:09 Maija:

    i’m following you
    reading every Booooooom’z tweet
    badly want those shoes

  152. 19:12:09 MrPander:

    Lying on the floor.
    ‘Cause Sneaker sleep in my bed.
    I am an addict.

  153. 19:12:09 Orlando:

    There goes another
    That’s four toes lost to frostbite
    I wish I had shoes

    Screw my two front teeth
    All I want for Christmas is
    Hamada’s Zig-Zags

  154. 19:12:09 RFLCPTR:

    “Shoes are like haikus
    Come to think of it, they’re not
    I LIKE DEM ZIG ZAGS”
    – Mark Twain

  155. 19:12:09 lieven:

    holes in both my shoes!
    well did you not hear the news?
    booooooom’s givin’ away!

  156. 19:12:09 marinos:

    Checking out this place,
    I found my love for shopping caves!?
    So do the trade mate!

  157. 19:12:09 AWONG:

    Hey, what are haikus?
    I have to write one for booooooom!
    I think I made one.

  158. 19:12:09 Gee:

    Now that there is snow,
    I have icicles for toes!
    I’d rather have shoes.

  159. 19:12:09 Jim:

    My shoes have no soul,
    When I walk their tongues stick out,
    and show off their holes.

  160. 19:12:09 Polly:

    Hi, your face is nice,
    And you smell like raspberry’s!
    Zig Zag Zig Zag BOOOOOOM!

    I apologize
    I have terrible writing!
    Do YOU want some shoes?

  161. 19:12:09 Ric:

    writing about shoes
    is too obvious I think
    so let’s talk about snow

  162. 19:12:09 derrick:

    i suck at hiakus
    i just want those zig zag shoes
    hippopotamus

  163. 19:12:09 Mat Moore:

    I like wearing shoes.
    They keep my feet from the dirt.
    Please let me have some.

  164. 19:12:09 Juan:

    I too wear slippers
    But it would make sense to wear
    A zig zag outside

  165. 19:12:09 Max:

    Write an haiku,
    Try not to mention those shoes,
    Already too late.

  166. 19:12:09 SARAH:

    gastfreundschaft :: berlin.
    my apartment looks coziest with
    shoes and hats on hooks!

  167. 19:12:09 mike:

    my girl will sex me
    if she gets shoes for christmas
    zoom boom boom zoom boom

  168. 19:12:09 cesar:

    im from Argentina
    i got no shoes!
    go boom go!

  169. 19:12:09 alex black:

    I’m bored too,
    Maybe more than you.
    But what can i do?

    (I will just eat a shoe!)

    Haha nice lill contest :)

  170. 19:12:09 Gav:

    A self foot fetish
    Becoming quite ill of me
    Shoes, the cure for me

  171. 19:12:09 CASMOUSTACHE:

    i extended my
    old comodore 64
    with some sex appeal

  172. 19:12:09 alina:

    i want these shoes boom
    these shoes are cooler than corn
    instead i’ll watch porn

  173. 19:12:09 Moliver:

    I can’t concentrate
    I ate a special cookie
    But now I feel good.

  174. 19:12:09 austinel:

    cherry blossoms fall
    perfectly in the spring time
    please give me some shoes

  175. 19:12:09 MAAT:

    London boy student.
    Sucks bad at Haiku writing.
    Buys a pair, instead.

  176. 19:12:09 Jamiedeb:

    lonely are my socks
    incomplete are how feet feel
    shoes solve both problems

  177. 19:12:09 Thomas:

    Sneakers on my feet
    Tattered, dirty, not so neat
    Feeling incomplete

  178. 19:12:09 Shriya:

    booooooom does own my soul
    I am broke and need some shoes
    Refrigerator

  179. 19:12:09 Hebert:

    I am not a poet
    I am not a good writer
    But I do want shoes

  180. 19:12:09 Tomi:

    I am your father
    Dear Luke, I am your father
    It’s hard to breath

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  181. 19:12:09 Tomi:

    my Darth Vader failed :-( (

  182. 19:12:09 Tomi:

    Neon Indian
    I could dance if I had shoes
    and that would be sweet

  183. 19:12:09 Nellie Conboy:

    Once upon a time,
    I didn’t wear shoes outside
    I tripped. My toes screamed.

  184. 19:12:09 Jamie Morgan:

    Mikey J is dead
    Not from a bump on the head
    moon walkin’ ain’t the same now

  185. 19:12:09 Kylo:

    Dear Feet, I love you
    One Day I Shall Show you this
    With Some Real Sweet Kicks

  186. 19:12:09 TGCMM:

    Warm me stinky toes
    To step into Christmas, smooth –
    Booooooom Booooooom Booooooom, So Coooooool!

  187. 19:12:09 Nate:

    I am a zombie

    • 19:12:09 Nate:

      …However, I like free shoes
      Hurraaaaaghh mraahhhjj garrreeehhhh

  188. 19:12:09 holly:

    somebody taught the
    cat to moonwalk, and it’s now
    a real big show off.

  189. 19:12:09 Matthew:

    spears shears off her hair
    umbrella, smashed a window
    but shes alright now

  190. 19:12:09 Michael Stuckless:

    THAT road needs walk’n
    My old shoes smell like cheesies
    How about them shoes?

  191. 19:12:09 Ben:

    Today is -20′C and my shoes is worn already
    I’m not haikuist
    But I hope I’ll win these sweets

  192. 19:12:09 elBeno:

    Today is -20′C and my shoes is worn already
    I’m not haikuist
    But I hope I’ll win these sweets

    • 19:12:09 Ben:

      Sorry :/

  193. 19:12:09 mila:

    rubber entrails
    fall out of my sole
    murdered by sidewalks

    • 19:12:09 mila:

      typed it wrong sorry,

      rubber entrails
      fallin’ out of my soles
      murdered by sidewalks

  194. 19:12:09 Adam:

    Jeff, I have 3 feet
    but these shoes, so stylish
    could help me blend in

  195. 19:12:09 Josh:

    The ground is too cold
    For me to wear my Vans
    Zig Zag’s are mad dope

  196. 19:12:09 ALex:

    Since my old ones broke
    I’ve needed some new sneakers,
    and these would be great!

  197. 19:12:09 emily:

    i think these nice shoes
    would go wonderfully with
    my favorite pearls

    my shoes wake up in
    the night time and they go out
    to paint the town red

    monster feet and long
    fang toes. beasts that cannot be
    tamed with a shoe cage

  198. 19:12:09 Lowell:

    Nick Knight might do right
    But Gaga’s got sex appeal
    but fucks with shoes off

  199. 19:12:09 Kasey:

    You know what sucks, dude?
    My mom threw away my my shoes.
    Being broke sucks too.

  200. 19:12:09 Ley:

    New shoes would indeed
    Be fantastic since my old
    Ones are decrepit.

  201. 19:12:09 BrandonB:

    My feet’s is rubbin’da streets
    Been needing new canvas sneaks
    Pass me a pair of stylish treats?

  202. 19:12:09 Shinead:

    I’m collecting shoes
    From this guy I know named Jeff
    Have a pair for me?

  203. 19:12:09 Travis:

    my feet are naked
    presently I smell bacon
    i am still naked

  204. 19:12:09 brian:

    i tread in
    not hide but woven
    mold yourself

  205. 19:12:09 Stephanie:

    i want those zig zags
    what am i supposed to do
    besides being cool

  206. 19:12:09 Walker:

    i would love those shoes
    so you should give them to me
    i want them

    put shoes on my feet
    please jeff hamada c’mon
    i need new shoes man

    soda eleven
    purple chocolate rainbow smile
    deep sea ontario

  207. 19:12:09 smokey:

    presently i am
    snowbound (stares out the window)
    no shoes/shirt/service

  208. 19:12:09 nadgoff:

    My shoe has a hole.
    I say air ventilator,
    but you have no clue.

  209. 19:12:09 Tim:

    french fry frozen ears
    sticky finger deer washer
    on my way to work

  210. 19:12:09 Dan Ji:

    zag shoes are quite nice
    if you are a bum like me
    and hate barefooting

  211. 19:12:09 propecia online:

    In truth, immediately i didn’t understand the essence. But after re-reading all at once became clear.

  212. 19:12:09 tonia:

    solid-color hipster-chic
    comin’ straight out of Compton
    thats my zigzag shoe.

  213. 19:12:09 Holly:

    Cheese is on my nose
    It will not come off at all
    Oh well, cheesy snout.

  214. 19:12:09 pooperscooper:

    i would wear these shoes
    so i would not walk in glass
    because tetanus shots blow

  215. 19:12:09 Mereija:

    Only eight degrees
    Really freakin fuckin cold
    Need shoes my feet froze.

  216. 19:12:09 Brandon Reierson:

    neat neat, on my feet
    is size 10 hard to beat? sweet!
    neat neat, oh my feet

  217. 19:12:09 Mel:

    my cat nibbled on
    my broken toe this morning
    my feet need some love.

  218. 19:12:09 Tess:

    a new house, new love,
    whatever moves you– will fit
    like an old shoe soon

  219. 19:12:09 facundo:

    mis pies desnudos
    siento el frio
    puedo caminar.

  220. 19:12:09 Coco de Castro:

    All my shoes for me,
    ‘nother pair of eyes to see.
    See what we can be….

  221. 19:12:09 so:

    someone can wear these-
    i’ll take good care of them, thanks,
    all day errday yeee!!

  222. 19:12:09 Cameron Clark:

    Free Shoes for me cool
    Jeff Hamada rocks
    Booooooom.com rule

  223. 19:12:09 Irene Chung:

    i have two small soles;
    i’ve always searched for that one
    fit to rule them all.

  224. 19:12:09 Thom Paretta:

    Burning junkie flu
    my back is tight, eyes water
    “hungh, hungh!” – I vomit

  225. 19:12:09 Patrick:

    don’t know why I try
    to win at these giveaways
    but these shoes look sick.

  226. 19:12:09 gina:

    I need zig zag shoes
    To get me out of these blues
    Or else I might lose

  227. 19:12:09 bryce:

    oh, what love for you,
    a hot and spicey cheez-it,
    my lips unworthy.

  228. 19:12:09 Zach:

    the holiday rush
    i’m eating a persimmon
    but you know, whatevs’.

  229. 19:12:09 Erica:

    Haikus are awesome
    Those shoes look really spiffy
    Hippopotamus

  230. 19:12:09 Jennifer Rogers:

    these shoes are awesome
    but aren’t zig-zags papers
    can we smoke these too?

  231. 19:12:09 t clarke:

    finally a throne
    fit for a king, thats me
    no way, MOM, T.P.!

  232. 19:12:09 bnj:

    Hippopotamus,
    homosexuality?
    Indiscriminate!

  233. 19:12:09 EmilyC:

    My socks are smelly
    because they have been crying
    for a better home.

  234. 19:12:09 Micah Clark:

    I want to be so
    fresh and so clean clean but my
    feet ache from worn soles

  235. 19:12:09 SpaceAce:

    Gray shoes equals sex
    Great sex with everybody
    This happens often.

  236. 19:12:09 Mark:

    To protect my feet
    Wherever I fear to tread
    I shall leave my treads.

  237. 19:12:09 Jenelle:

    it’s the times like this
    when i can’t really think straight…
    but i need new shoes.

  238. 19:12:09 ali dimura:

    shoes on my toezies
    are so much better than a
    dog wearing goggles.

  239. 19:12:09 anthony:

    Twilight, or these shoes
    I REALLY HATE VAMPIRES
    give me these shoes boom!

  240. 19:12:09 Patrick:

    packaged in a box
    my words sang internet true
    walk with me new love

  241. 19:12:09 Z-Pac:

    I want those grey shoes,
    but I’d settle for the blue.
    Boo-ooo-oom: cool shoes.

  242. 19:12:09 Sean:

    Ten toes wriggle sultrily
    as I click this link
    if only they had eyes

  243. 19:12:09 David Robinson:

    Blue cars pass me by
    I stand shoeless in white snow
    Toes unzigged, unzagged

  244. 19:12:09 Catherine:

    if i could speak in
    another language i would
    but too bad i can’t

  245. 19:12:09 Aly:

    Shoes are the center
    like the sun, they warm my soul
    in a creepy way

  246. 19:12:09 Lorena Cupcake:

    bike messengers in
    cuffed jeans, loud socks, chrome bags
    would rock these fly sneaks

  247. 19:12:09 silvie:

    i bet you that those
    ziggies won’t fit my small feet
    eat unicorn poop

  248. 19:12:09 PIERIDES:

    Podiatric glee
    Cobbled lines for cobbled goods
    Dogs want to zigzag

  249. 19:12:09 Brittany S.:

    a car hit my house
    plowed through my closet and room
    shoe donations please!

  250. 19:12:09 R.A. Barron:

    Young girl seeks wisdom.
    Old man bakes his bread with gold.
    Philosopher stone.

    and this one is just for fun:

    Oh I like it raw.

    Yeah baby I like it raw.

    Shimmy Shimmy Ya.

    -ODB

  251. 19:12:09 Ruffin:

    Haikus are poems.
    Haikus don’t have to make sense.
    Cucumbers an split peas.

  252. 19:12:09 Aidan:

    my feet are in pain
    I am loud when I complain
    please booooooom say my name

  253. 19:12:09 Holly:

    Drape me with your Lace,
    Trying not to Zig and Zag,
    Run to me Karma.

  254. 19:12:09 sander:

    ive got mad foot rot
    but my girl likes it alot
    i win either way

  255. 19:12:09 superdaimos:

    status foe status

    yo! give me the shoe for sho!

    coz im a ninja!

  256. 19:12:09 Neither Machine:

    I really want them.
    Please give them to me because
    I really want them.

  257. 19:12:09 kayla:

    my feet get stinky
    hey at least these are canvas
    i can wash them lots

  258. 19:12:09 Nelly:

    cold cold cold cold cold
    toes toes toes toes toes toes toes
    will need shoes soon please

  259. 19:12:09 josh:

    Money, I have none.
    My shoes are old and crappy.
    Hook a brother up.

  260. 19:12:09 Caitlin:

    wanna be my lover?
    you got to give me those shoes
    a-zig-a-zig-ah

  261. 19:12:09 Kwn!:

    Pizza is the best.
    I eat it everyday.
    Granola bars, not so good.

  262. 19:12:09 Hannah:

    My feet have frostbite.
    JK I live in CA.
    Still, shoes would be great.

  263. 19:12:09 Tangerine Baca:

    O good Christmas tree,
    Status Foe has shoes for free.
    Please a pair for me.

  264. 19:12:09 Maxwell:

    i will not win this
    i just wanted to say thanks
    for being kind soles

  265. 19:12:09 Katie Suffon:

    Bare feet, not so sweet.
    Cold,aggy. Need zig, zaggy.
    Boom:in my baggy.

  266. 19:12:09 sunshine:

    please give me these shoes
    and then my fingers
    will match my ten toes.

  267. 19:12:09 Sol:

    I need those sick shoes
    Cuz then I’ll have some BOOOOOOM style
    Hippopotamus

  268. 19:12:09 Steve Williams:

    walk downtown barefoot

    or go for a weekend hike

    shoes are your best friend

  269. 19:12:09 Gammara:

    This isn’t so fun
    People are so good in this
    Jeff! send me this shit!

  270. 19:12:09 Channing:

    upon submitting,
    miss’d “NOTIFY ME WHEN…” check.
    inbox BOO OO OOOM’d.

  271. 19:12:09 Katie:

    Holy cow. Mail shoes now.
    Happy girl will jump for joy.
    Sure beats a dumb toy.

  272. 19:12:09 Tangy:

    A blast meant to last.
    Fresh new shoes replace the past.
    Good feet need no cast.

  273. 19:12:09 Tangy:

    Fe liz Navidad.
    Have no shoes; I lack cash wad.
    Send now. You know how.

  274. 19:12:09 Stephen:

    At this point in time
    You’re tired of reading haikus
    Just give me the shoes

  275. 19:12:09 katie:

    A catastrophe
    Would be: no zig zags for me.
    Save me, Status Foe.

  276. 19:12:09 id:

    i dont want these shoes
    i have my chucks, while drinkin boo’s
    yea grey will go best

  277. 19:12:09 HANA:

    Frank, James, Ken, or Tim
    I’ll love you, adore you just
    get me the damn shoes.

  278. 19:12:09 Audrey:

    Snowy tundra land.
    My toes feel like frozen grapes.
    Warmth via canvas.

  279. 19:12:09 Max:

    Five, seven and five.
    Added up makes seventeen.
    Mathematical.

  280. 19:12:09 linda:

    hey it is snowing!
    my big snowman walks barefoot,
    he likes to boogie! (:

  281. 19:12:09 Rubyjane:

    i like randomness
    i dance in my underwear
    oh, and i like shoes!

  282. 19:12:09 EKC:

    it seemed to sew well.
    stitching along the straight row.
    are we alright, no!

  283. 19:12:09 Gottfried von Dreiwein:

    simple walking shoe
    you hug my toes admiring
    the curve of each one

  284. 19:12:09 brendan:

    one two three four five.
    six seven eight nine ten yeah.
    shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes.

  285. 19:12:09 Rose:

    Could you take my shift?
    Christmas work hurts my weak feet
    Comfy shoes, I need.

  286. 19:12:09 GRACE:

    MY FEET BE COLD, MAN.
    KNITTED, SEWN, GLUED, WHATEVER.
    MY TOES NEED SHELTER.

  287. 19:12:09 Amy:

    Magic shoes for me?
    What wouldn’t I do for those?
    Put me to the test.

  288. 19:12:09 marty:

    Brand new Ziggy’s
    Ahh those sneaky sneaks a perfect fit…
    End of the day, HAPPY FEET!

  289. 19:12:09 Nico Barredo:

    Mama’s dancing sole
    is busted from head to toe
    no dough, mo’ booooooom, Foe.

  290. 19:12:09 Terence:

    haikus are so lame
    i don’t get the point of them
    they don’t even rhyme

  291. 19:12:09 Bryan Steski:

    It is Christmas time
    I want those shoes to be mine
    Gimme or ill Whine

    Happy Holidays!

  292. 19:12:09 Liz:

    scarf-ku

    hand wash warm, line dry
    keeps neck warm in wintertime
    cool iron if needed

  293. 19:12:09 SAM:

    here’s why i need em:
    being fly, stomping haterz….
    well that’s it really

  294. 19:12:09 joe sobel:

    Give me the shoes please.
    I really really want them.
    Taco banana.

  295. 20:12:09 chris:

    who made those cool shoes
    i don’t know but i want them
    because they are free

  296. 20:12:09 magda:

    Rolling the dices…
    Baby needs new pair of shoes!
    Booooooom! Five of a kind!

  297. 20:12:09 Peggy:

    I am not a dick.
    Just looking for some sweet kicks.
    They make me scream, “frick!”

  298. 20:12:09 ariel:

    i wrote a haiku
    about getting some free shoes.
    booooooom has seven o’s.

  299. 20:12:09 Ellie:

    i would like shoes please
    because they are new and free
    yahoo doodley do

  300. 20:12:09 hermano:

    murdering brown snakes
    maple syrup underwear
    conan o brien

  301. 20:12:09 hari:

    oh winter winter
    you freeze my toes yet again
    are those my new shoes?

    • 21:12:09 Adam Hook:

      Why do I need shoes?
      Why do strippers need g-strings?
      Besides, it’s freezing.

  302. 20:12:09 robert:

    love is a feaver
    feet are ice
    size 9,5

  303. 20:12:09 Jake:

    I was so clever
    Before I wore out my soles
    Now, not so funny

  304. 20:12:09 Christine:

    those are so cute, see
    different shades of blue, love
    always keeping warm

  305. 20:12:09 Dan:

    Where has he gone off?
    Zig Zag shoe prints in the snow.
    Harry’s stealth cloak blows.

  306. 20:12:09 Rhys:

    new shoes make my day
    booooooom won’t you chuck them my way
    rhyming is too hard….

  307. 20:12:09 saboteur:

    every poem has rhymes
    you can also find some in this
    i need shoes, i’m a bum

  308. 20:12:09 RingingInMyHead:

    A cold winter breeze
    sending shivers up my feet -
    naked without shoes.

  309. 20:12:09 MAAAAAAARIKA:

    I would be complete
    With these kick-ass Zig-Zag shoes.
    I’ve large lady-feet.

  310. 20:12:09 Nathan:

    My SOLE aim in this,
    Is to do an awful pun.
    Mission accomplished.

    • 20:12:09 Justin:

      That. Is. Awesome. :D

  311. 20:12:09 Philip:

    Boys are back in town,
    so i decide to go poo,
    a crime of passion.

  312. 20:12:09 Athena:

    if i win these shoes,
    i will vomit with pure joy.
    …barack obama.

  313. 20:12:09 SueKim:

    cold, icy winter
    snowy, cloudy, drenched winter
    I need some shoes please

  314. 20:12:09 Andrew Thomson:

    after 5 long years
    shoes become broken old corpse
    uh oh, zombie toes.

  315. 20:12:09 StevoGrego:

    toes start to wiggle
    delighted at the idea
    freebies are the best!

  316. 20:12:09 KURT:

    Boo oo o o om,
    I have no money for shoes,
    Make my dreams come true

    :)

  317. 20:12:09 dp:

    If each of my toes
    Was itself a foot in whole
    All five pairs, I’d need.

  318. 20:12:09 PETE:

    Got boots for winter
    because my shoes were too cold -
    but now I don’t care.

  319. 20:12:09 katka:

    dream a little while
    milky bubbles in my nose
    shiver on your neck

  320. 20:12:09 Benjy:

    This is a sentence:
    A Buffalo Buffaloes
    Pretty Crazy, Right?

  321. 20:12:09 ariel:

    my cocker spaniel
    ate my sole and it won’t heel
    but i love my dog.

  322. 20:12:09 Jess:

    my poor toes are cold
    I die with every cold step
    Be my santa claus?

  323. 20:12:09 Dan:

    my toe is broken
    ran way too fast through the room
    consolation shoe?

  324. 20:12:09 emily:

    need a gift for friend
    these babies are real bad ass
    come to mama now

  325. 20:12:09 Cymone:

    a rare occurrence–
    new zapatos for christmas,
    instead of new socks.

    8C

  326. 20:12:09 Aubrey:

    Winter and canvas
    I would love some new shoes now,
    I am a size nine.

  327. 20:12:09 Mikhal:

    my current shoes got kicked out of class one day.
    too too stinky, all the people they say.
    i could need a new pair for fun and play.

  328. 20:12:09 eric larkin:

    So you think that I,
    have to pay for all your shoes,
    Cuz we are lovers?

  329. 20:12:09 Stephen:

    These shoes look spiffy.
    Them fitting my feet? Iffy.
    My feet are quite large.

  330. 20:12:09 Travis Flack:

    I normally dont
    like shoes of any kind but
    these are so awesome.

  331. 20:12:09 Bradley:

    my empty closet
    leaves me asking the question,
    Will I have the rooooooom?

  332. 20:12:09 Katie Jo:

    Best part of today
    is this shoe give-a-way! YAY!
    Got a smile worth miles.

  333. 20:12:09 Klemen:

    My left and right shoe,
    are made out of paper and glue,
    I am not dead yet.

  334. 20:12:09 Laurynas:

    i’m wondering where
    i’ve lost my old go-out shoe
    i can’t go nowhere

  335. 20:12:09 McKinley:

    look out your window
    see all the zebras dancing?
    shoes and coffee: tasty

  336. 20:12:09 Dan:

    I got a haiku,
    the page random refreshed…
    and i lost the bitch!

  337. 20:12:09 carina olaez:

    these shoes are so nice
    perfecto for dancing in
    no matter the weather

  338. 20:12:09 nathan:

    Old man stole my shoes
    but me, i am a nice guy
    punched him in the face

  339. 20:12:09 ogami:

    and why do haikus
    even exist? japanese
    people are crazy

  340. 20:12:09 Jeeel:

    five toes in a row
    wrapped in duct tape and old rags
    letters to santa

  341. 20:12:09 SARAH:

    called “percolator”:
    —secret indie coffeeshop—
    strict dress code enforced.

  342. 20:12:09 suzi:

    I gots the big feet.
    Always bustin’ outta shoes.
    But these look magic.

  343. 20:12:09 SARAH:

    NAME: “Percalator”.
    (secret indie coffeeshop)
    strict dress code enforced.

  344. 20:12:09 michael:

    e-whoo got what i need
    cause you mo than just a friend
    mo than just a friend

    (like, you g if you get it…sing it)

  345. 20:12:09 Taj Ragland:

    These Zig Zag shoes fly
    My busted ass Adidas
    Are not fly at all

  346. 20:12:09 Jahaira B.:

    My shoes aren’t the shit,
    I’ll throw some d’s on that bitch,
    Pimpin’ ain’t easy.

  347. 20:12:09 taryn:

    as the moon rises
    the sky fades from blue to grey
    to old, like shoes do.

  348. 20:12:09 Jeremiah:

    There is always some
    Money in a wooden
    Banana stand. Wink.

  349. 20:12:09 hermano:

    “what is up pumpkin?”
    thats t-bone, he’s my roommate
    he is a flamer

  350. 20:12:09 sarah:

    zigzageando
    it’s truly a spanish verb
    it means to zig zag

  351. 20:12:09 AGON:

    every1 wantsem
    don’t get em less you steppin
    high form wordin wars

  352. 20:12:09 marshall:

    my shoes smell so bad
    i go barefoot all the time
    and step in dog crap

    :( (((

  353. 20:12:09 mimi:

    by a temple in
    the mountains, my shoes stolen,
    so i danced in cleats

  354. 20:12:09 NICHHH:

    My dogs be barkin’
    but I don’t aim to ask alms.
    Spare some shoes, brother?

  355. 20:12:09 Mick:

    With a sturdy sole
    Laces pulled tight through eyelets
    A foots fine garment

  356. 20:12:09 flip magillicutty:

    believe it or not
    i have real friends and hobbies
    despite the last hour

  357. 20:12:09 dr suesselberger:

    zig zags are for doobs
    and doobs are for dudes who write
    hiakus about shoes

  358. 20:12:09 overachiever:

    all the teachers said
    he has so much potential
    but now look at me

  359. 20:12:09 cat:

    i’m missing a toe
    i don’t know why i just lied
    refrigerator

  360. 20:12:09 emily:

    bahahah okay cat wins

  361. 20:12:09 Joe:

    I like freaky shit
    Gar-la-la Booom-ka La-shoe,
    Satan’s my master

  362. 20:12:09 Justinnn:

    mama always said
    you should live for the moment
    whatever. she’s dead.

  363. 20:12:09 Geneva:

    Haiku Haiku Hai
    Haiku Haiku Haiku Hai
    Haiku Haiku. Shoes.

  364. 20:12:09 Krystalline:

    Cavemen had no shoes.
    You know what, motherfucker?
    They turned out just fine.

  365. 20:12:09 Rutger:

    I have a penis
    And right now it is erect
    ‘Cause it likes your shoes

  366. 20:12:09 Michael:

    Paths are created-
    By unique traveling feet.
    Will they be your steps?

  367. 20:12:09 reilly hodgson:

    I don’t know how to
    be funny with haiku. shoes?
    please please please please please!

  368. 20:12:09 Jose Crespin:

    without you im blue
    dear zig zag shoes get the clue
    you’re the perfect shoe

  369. 20:12:09 Jacqui:

    izingui, morsteip,
    vuligagre,mistreat mi:
    all of these, captchas.

  370. 20:12:09 Nina:

    esS eM double you.
    shoes money weed; they’re my needs
    i gotta dolla. ;]

  371. 20:12:09 Abigail:

    I would like these shoes
    Better if they didn’t have
    Those red and green bows.

  372. 21:12:09 Bryan:

    Jesus wore sandals
    but would have worn Zig Zags if
    haiku existed.

  373. 21:12:09 Gugu:

    Oh, my feet are crooked,
    Only one can fit me,
    that is Zig Zag Shoe.

    :)

  374. 21:12:09 samwell:

    i am currently
    super unattractive
    hiding toes might help

  375. 21:12:09 samwell:

    I also cannot
    count. Maybe I should just stop,
    and say pretty please.

  376. 21:12:09 Lauren:

    my feet are ugly.
    o shoe please help disguise them.
    preferably blue!

  377. 21:12:09 Fanny Valentin:

    royal plumpudding!
    oh why are thou on my feet?
    christmas ferret gift.

  378. 21:12:09 emily:

    minimalism
    is best when you walk in it.
    i like the grey ones.

  379. 21:12:09 MarkGillette:

    call me gillette
    its cause im sharp
    please is always pretty

  380. 21:12:09 Ivan Loncarevic:

    Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don’t make sense
    Refrigerator

  381. 21:12:09 adri:

    can i have this please……….

  382. 21:12:09 ariel:

    zig zag waggle wag
    it’s funny when people try
    to make haikus rhyme

  383. 21:12:09 Klemen:

    I lick my fingers when i see food,
    I like sea food in the summer,
    when im bare-sea-foot

  384. 21:12:09 Nikko:

    Tomorrow is a day behind
    the never heard of before
    scented exhaust

  385. 21:12:09 Jasmine:

    Metal toaster bun
    synchronize the wheat germ now
    frosted cranberries

  386. 21:12:09 conrad kofron:

    Time makes words have wait.
    DANGER: Teal mouse pellets quake!
    Tofu panty hate.

  387. 21:12:09 Klemen:

    I am Trousers!
    listen to my laser blaster,
    i’ll put zig zags in a jelly.

  388. 21:12:09 Missy:

    shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
    mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
    please please please thank you

  389. 21:12:09 Tyler Austin Bradley:

    End the sore sole trek
    Threadbare shoe-gooed eyelet rip
    Yes please, make it so

  390. 21:12:09 Sherry:

    those shoes and these words
    are all the proof i need to
    know i fail at life.

  391. 21:12:09 Spencer:

    give me all your clothes
    so I can get a good job
    with sweet benefits

  392. 21:12:09 jeffhamada:

    THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOW CLOSED. WINNERS WILL BE SELECTED SHORTLY.

  393. 23:12:09 jeffhamada:

    Congrats to Tena Marie, Tyson Faa, Tangerine Baca, MsUnreliable, Tangy – you are the shoe winners (as picked by Status Foe shop)!