Zig Zag Shoe Giveaway
Sean over at Status Foe wants to hook you guys up with some shoes! Zig Zag shoes are perfect for “ballin on a budget” as I like to say – inexpensive and stylish!
We’ve got 5 pairs of shoes to give away (you’ll be able to pick your size).
If you want a pair – write me a funny haiku!
Haiku poems are three lines. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
Example:
Give me the shoes please.
I really really want them.
Taco banana.
The five winners will be picked on Monday!
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I be mad ballin’
If my toes were haulin’ in
Zig-n-Zag style.
To Booooooom:
“Oh Shoes Are Too Nice
Yummy Like Beans and Rice
Laces Sole and All”
haha
I like to wear shoes
but not in the summer’s heat
Ah, I like bare feet.
I am not a professional haikuist. Drat.
Hmm..haiku. eh? Here goes it goes:
I wear office heels
Monday through Fri 9 to 5
I need comfy shoes!
Fork over the shoes
I need to have them right now
Or so help me god…
I want those Zig Zags.
Wait, we’re not talking about
the blunt wraps? That’s cool.
- DW
help save the planet
fire, air, water, wind, and heart
our only defense
In these shoes are feet
Hopefully my feet, maybe
That would be super cool.
ACK delete the ‘cool’
shoes without fifty holes
come to my aching patas
please please now
Just a small town girl,
Living in a lonely world,
Shit, I missed my train.
Can I post more than one and have it entered?
There is nothing worse
than stepping in your dog’s piss
at 8 am. Shit.
I really need shoes
And there is a good reason
I stand here barefoot
I looked up in bed
And saw the beautiful stars
What, where is my roof?
Sorry, i meant to put:
I looked up in bed
And saw the beautiful stars
What? Where is my roof?
hahahaha!
I wanna be fresh,
)
Yes, cool clean suave with swagger,
I wanna be best
Spandex emission.
At the gym, hugeness ensues.
Let a Playa play.
Size twelve and a half
I very much hope (against hope)
You might have my size.
My shoes are worn thin,
And my billfold has worn too.
Please give me some shoes?
I would like to win.
Ive only jesus sandals.
Please help me out booooooom.
These shoes are the best.
I could really use new ones.
Please give them to me.
my feet are chilly
you know i need new shoes right
I like the grey ones
Fluffy marshmallow,
White, squishy, maybe mushy,
Uber happiness
oh you zig zag shoes,
you know I’d love to own you.
I just stepped in poo.
Chinese firedrill,
The light isn’t even red.
Great, ya blew it.
hey my lil piggys
need some zig zaggys
man im cool.
I just want to run
I want to play lazer tag
with some rad new shoes.
These shoes are mad fresh.
Do you like speaking with slang?
Slang talk about shoes.
my tootsies are cold
with this shoes ill get girls
and finally make cumsies
Shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
Shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
GIVE ME!
Give me the shoes please.
I really really want them.
Taco ananas.
next re-arranger
no teenager, i need shoes
i’m walker texas ranger.
Acid trip squidward
bikini bottom meth house
spongeob drug inspired
Trippin on some lace
Wearing my new zig zaggys
Im Fresh and the Best
Hello, I love cheese.
I wander barefoot because,
I stepped in dog squeeze.
I promised myself
I wouldn’t write about shoes.
oh, the irony…
nice day for a walk
left foot goes in front of right
damn I am still drunk
Pair of matching soles
Each to complement its twin
New shoes like old friends
There once was a man
From Nantucket, oh wait that
Is a limerick…
Do you have my size,
I have the feet of a clown,
What does that mean huh?
Jeff, please look at this
I am in need of these shoes
Woah, Pokemon’s on!
Tartan ribbon shoes
are cute, blue but smell like poo
I still want some though
My feet are hungry,
Can they eat your giveaway,
So they do not starve
Give me the damn shoes.
Purple monkey dishwasher.
Haikus are bullshit.
i never heard of
these shoes before i saw this
post. but i’m not cool.
i went for a walk
we had to go through the mud
and i lost my shoes
My face looks so sad
Ill turn my frown upside down
if you would pick me!!
i spy those slippers.
i’d really like to have them.
they are silky, smooth.
Shoes!!! What a delight!
Free for all? It’s a fair fight!
But I’ll win it, right?
Canada is cold
But Australia’s critters
chew my shoeless feet.
PS. Dear Booooooom cats,
Australian postage is
not that expensive…
Boom my jungle queen
Shoe me up for my feet sting
Zig Zag up my grill
I Want Shoes I Need Shoes
Zig Zags Come Over Here
You Know i’ll Treat You Dear!
Pleace Peace!
I’ve got two left feet,
and never could tie my shoes;
can I get Velcro?
A poem about shoes,
is a lot like my wallet,
empty but stylish,
Will you pick me if
I promise to share with you?
There’s two in a pair.
Give me those knickers
My haiku is the best one
Can Matty wear them?
Five, Seven and Five,
The measure of a Haiku,
It is very eas
Shoes wonderful shoes
I’ve got too many to wear
Just give me them yeah?
New shoes sure are sweet.
Especially on my feet.
Zig Zags rock the street.
throwin’ it out there
I wanna throw my feet in there
send me a black pair
one day i stepped in
my kitten’s barf and wished that
i was wearing shoes
My shoes ran away
They are up on a wire
They can’t be higher.
seventeen sounds prove,
The worn sole still has a price.
Winter winner. Nice.
Shoes, such a riddle…
Like gloves for your little feet
or bizarro hats
help me cop new shoes,
my current are raggedy.
sriracha sauce cleans up well.
I need one in blue
to defeat my inner blues
can you help me through
These haikus of shoes,
Ancient traditions- abuse.
Take part? I refuse!
Blue and Gray Gutties
Boom goeth the dynamite
Non homogenous
I read Booooooom all day,
if I don’t my eyes will pay,
rot black and decay.
I want a pair please.
Because they are the bees’ knees.
So will you choose me?
Haikus are useless
How’d they become popular?
Why does Boom like them?
coughing up lung chunks,
she’s got a fever – and the
sole cure is ZIG ZAG
It’s cold this season,
I could really use some shoes
my feet are freezin!
My feet are too big
These look like Paul Bunyan’s shoes
They’ll fit me quite nice
Could use some new kicks.
Big ass feet, no big ass dick.
Booooooom everyday. click
Kinda like Keds huh
I wore those before your birth
Please don’t be agist.
My sole’s in my shoe
my soul cries out for comfort:
Zig Zags for Christmas!?
look, I am so poor
art school is sucking the cash
right out of my feet
An African in
National Geographic
was wearing my shoes.
Pungent aroma
Fills the air, teases nostrils
Time for new zig zags
Toe jam queens and bees
Blackbird perspective earthworm
Royal hunted prey
Many giveaways
I’ve entered for everyone
Chose me, for realsies
My feet are lonely
socks aren’t what they used to be
i could use some shoes
Snap them fingers geek
Now stomp freaky feet to the beat
Ziggy zaggy down deep
Apple butter jam
Spicy, warm or cold, delis
Bread or finger dipped
a little zig zag
goes a long way tomorrow
but today it stops
two gray and two blue
eenie meenie minie moe
bows and laces love
I’m crazy english
And I have lost both my feet
No money, college
Shoes, booze for my feet
Drink up sweet soles and suck down
Smells of un-’defeet’
Toe jam queens and bees
Blackbird perspective earthworms
Royal hunted prey
“Ha ha, your mom’s dead.
Oh… I mean…” What’s that great taste?
ZIG ZAG(TM) BRAND FOOT SHEATHS
Hungarian Ants
Sneakily plotting away
New Wave Banditos
A jig I would do
If I win these rad-mo shoes
And post to YouTube
No seriously. I would.
Don’t ask me what rad-mo means though. I’ve started adding -mo to the end of miscellaneous words and I can’t control myself.
– Kit
my shoes got some holes,
they make my feet oh so wet,
i really like rain
these shoes are so fine
i would love to make them mine
i’ll just get in line
i love my shoes well
oh i do not like their smell
but these shoes are swell
My feet have reeked
for about five or six weeks
cause my shoes have mold
i do not own a
single pair of tennis-shoes
but i would wear these.
i’m not sure ive ever written a haiku before.
haiku for blue shoe
i’ll go poo poo for that shoe
and skip to my loo
shoes are something I need
to warm up my toes and feet
frostbite isn’t fun
If you got the blues,
You can always hit the road,
In your Zig-Zag shoes.
them shoes are way fly
give me em make em mine and
ill sky walk for christ
Size eight in women’s
I prefer the grey pair, thanks
Before xmas, please
I wish I had those!
How delicious on my toes
would they be to see?
Small college student
Big skateboarding addiction
Holey zig-zags. Gnar.
I like banana
Smells good and sexy too
It got power to blow me
I like to beat meat
that I eat, but I want sweet
zig zags on my feet
someone stole my phone
I can’t call my mom at home
now I’m all alone
talent less with words
teacher says I will not last
zig zag booooooom his ass
Free Shwag Shoes are Sweet
Boom dot Com treats me so right
Zig Zag shoes are neat.
Haikus are funny
but sometimes they don’t make sense
horny elephant.
filthy shoes to lose,
a very hot pair to wear.
zig zag heart: in love.
Let the shoes decide.
Oh please oh please have my size!
Cinderella style.
Blue are the new shoe.
Scantily-clad, zig-zag swag.
Merry Christmas BOOOOOOOM!
Mm. Left foot, right foot.
Caress me softly, laces.
Leather soles? Or souls?
My toes toast footwear.
But most shoes cause them despair.
This pair look tip-top.
je veux souliers
all mine are falling apart
zig zags, s’il vous plait
what are shoes alone?
sometimes, socks are the best part.
say hello, argyle!
Just found out I have
Two grand to pay, so Zig-Zag
Be mine, make my day!
Look at those awesome shoes
I would wear them whenever I could
I hate stepping on poo
a shoe giveaway?
thanks is all i have to say
zig zaggity zanks
Yo Ima T-Rex.
Rockin’ sneaks but dyin’ fo
some bad-ass zig-zags.
In Winter, I see
You,your cold pale face again
I have found my home.
i want those shoes please
this bottom line will win it
shoes please, i want them
a left foot, am i
pounding the dirty pavement.
dead bananas die
a chastity sole
of love. caresses my foot
protection from swine
= A shoe!
“funny funny shoes
you wear ribbons and all
i like you shoes ha!”<3
what am i suppose to put on website?????
A turtle bit me
sitting in the efferdent:
Internet zombie
I once knew blind man
He was walking without cane
I watch him jaywalk
I wish I could say
“I want shoes more than health care.”
Ballin’ with a cough.
mee moo, see who needs
those shoes in grey or blue speeds
up my running feet.
The sun dips through clouds
Drying drops of rain from leaves
I slip on my shoes
eyelets looking up
do not make much eye contact
when i’m looking down
i meant to say…
FUCK ECONOMY!
I be wearin’ these for free
Thanks to zig zag’s shoes.
waking up early
guarantees that i’ll think of
death alot today
PLEASE DELETE THE ONE BY LAZY B AS IT WAS NOT HER THAT WROTE IT, MY SILLY BROTHER DID THAT- SORRY, IT WAS NOT ME!!
taco banana
will give me a bad stomach
but will eat for shoes
holes in both my soles
my heels are like sandpaper
really need new shoes
zig zag pick the pace
you put a smile on my face
and on my feet too!
dem bones must walk on
shiver skins upon pavement
my saviour in a boom!
Shoes will help me keep
my feet warm on a cold day
much better, than cats
Mismatched pair i’ll wear,
Down to the alley with flair,
Bowling pins, beware
haiku’s have their hour
but better budge over for
alliteration.
zig zag with tic-tacs
better than a heart attack
literal hack
Cut it out, Derrick
Hey did you eat my snack pack?
I ate your snack pack
them fresh Zig Zag kicks
i would prefer for Christmas
better than slap chop
derek wong’s haiku
made me lol! he should prolly
win. but pick me too!
oh i’m a poor man
for i rock holes in my kicks
boom me a pair please.
shit i am german
there is snow all over this place
i need some extra shoes
merry christmas sean
please give me these lovely shoes
it would bring me joy
I need those zig zags,
I drag my shoes while walking,
Rain now permeates.
i’m following you
reading every Booooooom’z tweet
badly want those shoes
Lying on the floor.
‘Cause Sneaker sleep in my bed.
I am an addict.
There goes another
That’s four toes lost to frostbite
I wish I had shoes
Screw my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is
Hamada’s Zig-Zags
“Shoes are like haikus
Come to think of it, they’re not
I LIKE DEM ZIG ZAGS”
– Mark Twain
holes in both my shoes!
well did you not hear the news?
booooooom’s givin’ away!
Checking out this place,
I found my love for shopping caves!?
So do the trade mate!
Hey, what are haikus?
I have to write one for booooooom!
I think I made one.
Now that there is snow,
I have icicles for toes!
I’d rather have shoes.
My shoes have no soul,
When I walk their tongues stick out,
and show off their holes.
Hi, your face is nice,
And you smell like raspberry’s!
Zig Zag Zig Zag BOOOOOOM!
I apologize
I have terrible writing!
Do YOU want some shoes?
writing about shoes
is too obvious I think
so let’s talk about snow
i suck at hiakus
i just want those zig zag shoes
hippopotamus
I like wearing shoes.
They keep my feet from the dirt.
Please let me have some.
I too wear slippers
But it would make sense to wear
A zig zag outside
Write an haiku,
Try not to mention those shoes,
Already too late.
gastfreundschaft :: berlin.
my apartment looks coziest with
shoes and hats on hooks!
my girl will sex me
if she gets shoes for christmas
zoom boom boom zoom boom
im from Argentina
i got no shoes!
go boom go!
I’m bored too,
Maybe more than you.
But what can i do?
(I will just eat a shoe!)
Haha nice lill contest
A self foot fetish
Becoming quite ill of me
Shoes, the cure for me
i extended my
old comodore 64
with some sex appeal
i want these shoes boom
these shoes are cooler than corn
instead i’ll watch porn
I can’t concentrate
I ate a special cookie
But now I feel good.
cherry blossoms fall
perfectly in the spring time
please give me some shoes
London boy student.
Sucks bad at Haiku writing.
Buys a pair, instead.
lonely are my socks
incomplete are how feet feel
shoes solve both problems
Sneakers on my feet
Tattered, dirty, not so neat
Feeling incomplete
booooooom does own my soul
I am broke and need some shoes
Refrigerator
I am not a poet
I am not a good writer
But I do want shoes
I am your father
Dear Luke, I am your father
It’s hard to breath
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my Darth Vader failed
(
Neon Indian
I could dance if I had shoes
and that would be sweet
Once upon a time,
I didn’t wear shoes outside
I tripped. My toes screamed.
Mikey J is dead
Not from a bump on the head
moon walkin’ ain’t the same now
Dear Feet, I love you
One Day I Shall Show you this
With Some Real Sweet Kicks
Warm me stinky toes
To step into Christmas, smooth –
Booooooom Booooooom Booooooom, So Coooooool!
I am a zombie
…However, I like free shoes
Hurraaaaaghh mraahhhjj garrreeehhhh
somebody taught the
cat to moonwalk, and it’s now
a real big show off.
spears shears off her hair
umbrella, smashed a window
but shes alright now
THAT road needs walk’n
My old shoes smell like cheesies
How about them shoes?
Today is -20′C and my shoes is worn already
I’m not haikuist
But I hope I’ll win these sweets
Today is -20′C and my shoes is worn already
I’m not haikuist
But I hope I’ll win these sweets
Sorry :/
rubber entrails
fall out of my sole
murdered by sidewalks
typed it wrong sorry,
rubber entrails
fallin’ out of my soles
murdered by sidewalks
Jeff, I have 3 feet
but these shoes, so stylish
could help me blend in
The ground is too cold
For me to wear my Vans
Zig Zag’s are mad dope
Since my old ones broke
I’ve needed some new sneakers,
and these would be great!
i think these nice shoes
would go wonderfully with
my favorite pearls
my shoes wake up in
the night time and they go out
to paint the town red
monster feet and long
fang toes. beasts that cannot be
tamed with a shoe cage
Nick Knight might do right
But Gaga’s got sex appeal
but fucks with shoes off
You know what sucks, dude?
My mom threw away my my shoes.
Being broke sucks too.
New shoes would indeed
Be fantastic since my old
Ones are decrepit.
My feet’s is rubbin’da streets
Been needing new canvas sneaks
Pass me a pair of stylish treats?
I’m collecting shoes
From this guy I know named Jeff
Have a pair for me?
my feet are naked
presently I smell bacon
i am still naked
i tread in
not hide but woven
mold yourself
i want those zig zags
what am i supposed to do
besides being cool
i would love those shoes
so you should give them to me
i want them
put shoes on my feet
please jeff hamada c’mon
i need new shoes man
soda eleven
purple chocolate rainbow smile
deep sea ontario
presently i am
snowbound (stares out the window)
no shoes/shirt/service
My shoe has a hole.
I say air ventilator,
but you have no clue.
french fry frozen ears
sticky finger deer washer
on my way to work
zag shoes are quite nice
if you are a bum like me
and hate barefooting
In truth, immediately i didn’t understand the essence. But after re-reading all at once became clear.
solid-color hipster-chic
comin’ straight out of Compton
thats my zigzag shoe.
Cheese is on my nose
It will not come off at all
Oh well, cheesy snout.
i would wear these shoes
so i would not walk in glass
because tetanus shots blow
Only eight degrees
Really freakin fuckin cold
Need shoes my feet froze.
neat neat, on my feet
is size 10 hard to beat? sweet!
neat neat, oh my feet
my cat nibbled on
my broken toe this morning
my feet need some love.
a new house, new love,
whatever moves you– will fit
like an old shoe soon
mis pies desnudos
siento el frio
puedo caminar.
All my shoes for me,
‘nother pair of eyes to see.
See what we can be….
someone can wear these-
i’ll take good care of them, thanks,
all day errday yeee!!
Free Shoes for me cool
Jeff Hamada rocks
Booooooom.com rule
i have two small soles;
i’ve always searched for that one
fit to rule them all.
Burning junkie flu
my back is tight, eyes water
“hungh, hungh!” – I vomit
don’t know why I try
to win at these giveaways
but these shoes look sick.
I need zig zag shoes
To get me out of these blues
Or else I might lose
oh, what love for you,
a hot and spicey cheez-it,
my lips unworthy.
the holiday rush
i’m eating a persimmon
but you know, whatevs’.
Haikus are awesome
Those shoes look really spiffy
Hippopotamus
these shoes are awesome
but aren’t zig-zags papers
can we smoke these too?
finally a throne
fit for a king, thats me
no way, MOM, T.P.!
Hippopotamus,
homosexuality?
Indiscriminate!
My socks are smelly
because they have been crying
for a better home.
I want to be so
fresh and so clean clean but my
feet ache from worn soles
Gray shoes equals sex
Great sex with everybody
This happens often.
To protect my feet
Wherever I fear to tread
I shall leave my treads.
it’s the times like this
when i can’t really think straight…
but i need new shoes.
shoes on my toezies
are so much better than a
dog wearing goggles.
Twilight, or these shoes
I REALLY HATE VAMPIRES
give me these shoes boom!
packaged in a box
my words sang internet true
walk with me new love
I want those grey shoes,
but I’d settle for the blue.
Boo-ooo-oom: cool shoes.
Ten toes wriggle sultrily
as I click this link
if only they had eyes
Blue cars pass me by
I stand shoeless in white snow
Toes unzigged, unzagged
if i could speak in
another language i would
but too bad i can’t
Shoes are the center
like the sun, they warm my soul
in a creepy way
bike messengers in
cuffed jeans, loud socks, chrome bags
would rock these fly sneaks
i bet you that those
ziggies won’t fit my small feet
eat unicorn poop
Podiatric glee
Cobbled lines for cobbled goods
Dogs want to zigzag
a car hit my house
plowed through my closet and room
shoe donations please!
Young girl seeks wisdom.
Old man bakes his bread with gold.
Philosopher stone.
and this one is just for fun:
Oh I like it raw.
Yeah baby I like it raw.
Shimmy Shimmy Ya.
-ODB
Haikus are poems.
Haikus don’t have to make sense.
Cucumbers an split peas.
my feet are in pain
I am loud when I complain
please booooooom say my name
Drape me with your Lace,
Trying not to Zig and Zag,
Run to me Karma.
ive got mad foot rot
but my girl likes it alot
i win either way
status foe status
yo! give me the shoe for sho!
coz im a ninja!
I really want them.
Please give them to me because
I really want them.
my feet get stinky
hey at least these are canvas
i can wash them lots
cold cold cold cold cold
toes toes toes toes toes toes toes
will need shoes soon please
Money, I have none.
My shoes are old and crappy.
Hook a brother up.
wanna be my lover?
you got to give me those shoes
a-zig-a-zig-ah
Pizza is the best.
I eat it everyday.
Granola bars, not so good.
My feet have frostbite.
JK I live in CA.
Still, shoes would be great.
O good Christmas tree,
Status Foe has shoes for free.
Please a pair for me.
i will not win this
i just wanted to say thanks
for being kind soles
Bare feet, not so sweet.
Cold,aggy. Need zig, zaggy.
Boom:in my baggy.
please give me these shoes
and then my fingers
will match my ten toes.
I need those sick shoes
Cuz then I’ll have some BOOOOOOM style
Hippopotamus
walk downtown barefoot
or go for a weekend hike
shoes are your best friend
This isn’t so fun
People are so good in this
Jeff! send me this shit!
upon submitting,
miss’d “NOTIFY ME WHEN…” check.
inbox BOO OO OOOM’d.
Holy cow. Mail shoes now.
Happy girl will jump for joy.
Sure beats a dumb toy.
A blast meant to last.
Fresh new shoes replace the past.
Good feet need no cast.
Fe liz Navidad.
Have no shoes; I lack cash wad.
Send now. You know how.
At this point in time
You’re tired of reading haikus
Just give me the shoes
A catastrophe
Would be: no zig zags for me.
Save me, Status Foe.
i dont want these shoes
i have my chucks, while drinkin boo’s
yea grey will go best
Frank, James, Ken, or Tim
I’ll love you, adore you just
get me the damn shoes.
Snowy tundra land.
My toes feel like frozen grapes.
Warmth via canvas.
Five, seven and five.
Added up makes seventeen.
Mathematical.
hey it is snowing!
my big snowman walks barefoot,
he likes to boogie! (:
i like randomness
i dance in my underwear
oh, and i like shoes!
it seemed to sew well.
stitching along the straight row.
are we alright, no!
simple walking shoe
you hug my toes admiring
the curve of each one
one two three four five.
six seven eight nine ten yeah.
shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes.
Could you take my shift?
Christmas work hurts my weak feet
Comfy shoes, I need.
MY FEET BE COLD, MAN.
KNITTED, SEWN, GLUED, WHATEVER.
MY TOES NEED SHELTER.
Magic shoes for me?
What wouldn’t I do for those?
Put me to the test.
Brand new Ziggy’s
Ahh those sneaky sneaks a perfect fit…
End of the day, HAPPY FEET!
Mama’s dancing sole
is busted from head to toe
no dough, mo’ booooooom, Foe.
haikus are so lame
i don’t get the point of them
they don’t even rhyme
It is Christmas time
I want those shoes to be mine
Gimme or ill Whine
Happy Holidays!
scarf-ku
hand wash warm, line dry
keeps neck warm in wintertime
cool iron if needed
here’s why i need em:
being fly, stomping haterz….
well that’s it really
Give me the shoes please.
I really really want them.
Taco banana.
who made those cool shoes
i don’t know but i want them
because they are free
Rolling the dices…
Baby needs new pair of shoes!
Booooooom! Five of a kind!
I am not a dick.
Just looking for some sweet kicks.
They make me scream, “frick!”
i wrote a haiku
about getting some free shoes.
booooooom has seven o’s.
i would like shoes please
because they are new and free
yahoo doodley do
murdering brown snakes
maple syrup underwear
conan o brien
oh winter winter
you freeze my toes yet again
are those my new shoes?
Why do I need shoes?
Why do strippers need g-strings?
Besides, it’s freezing.
love is a feaver
feet are ice
size 9,5
I was so clever
Before I wore out my soles
Now, not so funny
those are so cute, see
different shades of blue, love
always keeping warm
Where has he gone off?
Zig Zag shoe prints in the snow.
Harry’s stealth cloak blows.
new shoes make my day
booooooom won’t you chuck them my way
rhyming is too hard….
every poem has rhymes
you can also find some in this
i need shoes, i’m a bum
A cold winter breeze
sending shivers up my feet -
naked without shoes.
I would be complete
With these kick-ass Zig-Zag shoes.
I’ve large lady-feet.
My SOLE aim in this,
Is to do an awful pun.
Mission accomplished.
That. Is. Awesome.
Boys are back in town,
so i decide to go poo,
a crime of passion.
if i win these shoes,
i will vomit with pure joy.
…barack obama.
cold, icy winter
snowy, cloudy, drenched winter
I need some shoes please
after 5 long years
shoes become broken old corpse
uh oh, zombie toes.
toes start to wiggle
delighted at the idea
freebies are the best!
Boo oo o o om,
I have no money for shoes,
Make my dreams come true
If each of my toes
Was itself a foot in whole
All five pairs, I’d need.
Got boots for winter
because my shoes were too cold -
but now I don’t care.
dream a little while
milky bubbles in my nose
shiver on your neck
This is a sentence:
A Buffalo Buffaloes
Pretty Crazy, Right?
my cocker spaniel
ate my sole and it won’t heel
but i love my dog.
my poor toes are cold
I die with every cold step
Be my santa claus?
my toe is broken
ran way too fast through the room
consolation shoe?
need a gift for friend
these babies are real bad ass
come to mama now
a rare occurrence–
new zapatos for christmas,
instead of new socks.
8C
Winter and canvas
I would love some new shoes now,
I am a size nine.
my current shoes got kicked out of class one day.
too too stinky, all the people they say.
i could need a new pair for fun and play.
So you think that I,
have to pay for all your shoes,
Cuz we are lovers?
These shoes look spiffy.
Them fitting my feet? Iffy.
My feet are quite large.
I normally dont
like shoes of any kind but
these are so awesome.
my empty closet
leaves me asking the question,
Will I have the rooooooom?
Best part of today
is this shoe give-a-way! YAY!
Got a smile worth miles.
My left and right shoe,
are made out of paper and glue,
I am not dead yet.
i’m wondering where
i’ve lost my old go-out shoe
i can’t go nowhere
look out your window
see all the zebras dancing?
shoes and coffee: tasty
I got a haiku,
the page random refreshed…
and i lost the bitch!
these shoes are so nice
perfecto for dancing in
no matter the weather
Old man stole my shoes
but me, i am a nice guy
punched him in the face
and why do haikus
even exist? japanese
people are crazy
five toes in a row
wrapped in duct tape and old rags
letters to santa
called “percolator”:
—secret indie coffeeshop—
strict dress code enforced.
I gots the big feet.
Always bustin’ outta shoes.
But these look magic.
NAME: “Percalator”.
(secret indie coffeeshop)
strict dress code enforced.
e-whoo got what i need
cause you mo than just a friend
mo than just a friend
(like, you g if you get it…sing it)
These Zig Zag shoes fly
My busted ass Adidas
Are not fly at all
My shoes aren’t the shit,
I’ll throw some d’s on that bitch,
Pimpin’ ain’t easy.
as the moon rises
the sky fades from blue to grey
to old, like shoes do.
There is always some
Money in a wooden
Banana stand. Wink.
“what is up pumpkin?”
thats t-bone, he’s my roommate
he is a flamer
zigzageando
it’s truly a spanish verb
it means to zig zag
every1 wantsem
don’t get em less you steppin
high form wordin wars
my shoes smell so bad
i go barefoot all the time
and step in dog crap
by a temple in
the mountains, my shoes stolen,
so i danced in cleats
My dogs be barkin’
but I don’t aim to ask alms.
Spare some shoes, brother?
With a sturdy sole
Laces pulled tight through eyelets
A foots fine garment
believe it or not
i have real friends and hobbies
despite the last hour
zig zags are for doobs
and doobs are for dudes who write
hiakus about shoes
all the teachers said
he has so much potential
but now look at me
i’m missing a toe
i don’t know why i just lied
refrigerator
bahahah okay cat wins
I like freaky shit
Gar-la-la Booom-ka La-shoe,
Satan’s my master
mama always said
you should live for the moment
whatever. she’s dead.
Haiku Haiku Hai
Haiku Haiku Haiku Hai
Haiku Haiku. Shoes.
Cavemen had no shoes.
You know what, motherfucker?
They turned out just fine.
I have a penis
And right now it is erect
‘Cause it likes your shoes
Paths are created-
By unique traveling feet.
Will they be your steps?
I don’t know how to
be funny with haiku. shoes?
please please please please please!
without you im blue
dear zig zag shoes get the clue
you’re the perfect shoe
izingui, morsteip,
vuligagre,mistreat mi:
all of these, captchas.
esS eM double you.
shoes money weed; they’re my needs
i gotta dolla. ;]
I would like these shoes
Better if they didn’t have
Those red and green bows.
Jesus wore sandals
but would have worn Zig Zags if
haiku existed.
Oh, my feet are crooked,
Only one can fit me,
that is Zig Zag Shoe.
i am currently
super unattractive
hiding toes might help
I also cannot
count. Maybe I should just stop,
and say pretty please.
my feet are ugly.
o shoe please help disguise them.
preferably blue!
royal plumpudding!
oh why are thou on my feet?
christmas ferret gift.
minimalism
is best when you walk in it.
i like the grey ones.
call me gillette
its cause im sharp
please is always pretty
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator
can i have this please……….
zig zag waggle wag
it’s funny when people try
to make haikus rhyme
I lick my fingers when i see food,
I like sea food in the summer,
when im bare-sea-foot
Tomorrow is a day behind
the never heard of before
scented exhaust
Metal toaster bun
synchronize the wheat germ now
frosted cranberries
Time makes words have wait.
DANGER: Teal mouse pellets quake!
Tofu panty hate.
I am Trousers!
listen to my laser blaster,
i’ll put zig zags in a jelly.
shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
please please please thank you
End the sore sole trek
Threadbare shoe-gooed eyelet rip
Yes please, make it so
those shoes and these words
are all the proof i need to
know i fail at life.
give me all your clothes
so I can get a good job
with sweet benefits
THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOW CLOSED. WINNERS WILL BE SELECTED SHORTLY.
Congrats to Tena Marie, Tyson Faa, Tangerine Baca, MsUnreliable, Tangy – you are the shoe winners (as picked by Status Foe shop)!