Zig Zag Shoe Giveaway

http://thinklab.typepad.com/ Christian Long

I be mad ballin’
If my toes were haulin’ in
Zig-n-Zag style.

http://vektorrrr.wordpress.com Vektorrrr

To Booooooom:
“Oh Shoes Are Too Nice
Yummy Like Beans and Rice
Laces Sole and All”
haha

http://abimages.blogspot.com Asha

I like to wear shoes
but not in the summer’s heat
Ah, I like bare feet.

I am not a professional haikuist. Drat.

http://www.twitter.com/cute_boots Eileen C

Hmm..haiku. eh? Here goes it goes:

I wear office heels
Monday through Fri 9 to 5
I need comfy shoes!

Gary Oak

Fork over the shoes
I need to have them right now
Or so help me god…

http://www.rosesonstars.com Derek Wong

I want those Zig Zags.
Wait, we’re not talking about
the blunt wraps? That’s cool.

- DW

http://backseatbanter.tumblr.com/ Shona

help save the planet
fire, air, water, wind, and heart
our only defense

Benjy

In these shoes are feet
Hopefully my feet, maybe
That would be super cool.

Benjy

ACK delete the ‘cool’

kat martinez

shoes without fifty holes
come to my aching patas
please please now

Ollie

Just a small town girl,
Living in a lonely world,
Shit, I missed my train.

Can I post more than one and have it entered?

http://1944rapport.tumblr.com/ Tena Marie

There is nothing worse
than stepping in your dog’s piss
at 8 am. Shit.

http://www.gamefresh.net Jonathan

I really need shoes
And there is a good reason
I stand here barefoot

http://www.gamefresh.net Jonathan

I looked up in bed
And saw the beautiful stars
What, where is my roof?

http://www.gamefresh.net Jonathan

Sorry, i meant to put:
I looked up in bed
And saw the beautiful stars
What? Where is my roof?

Shaina

hahahaha!

http://Angelologan.com Angelo Logan

I wanna be fresh,
Yes, cool clean suave with swagger,
I wanna be best )

http://1944rapport.tumblr.com/ Tena Marie

Spandex emission.
At the gym, hugeness ensues.
Let a Playa play.

http://hesheittheyi.blogspot.com/ Dave Ladd

Size twelve and a half
I very much hope (against hope)
You might have my size.

http://twitter.com/tjryan TJ

My shoes are worn thin,
And my billfold has worn too.
Please give me some shoes?

JosephBrady

I would like to win.
Ive only jesus sandals.
Please help me out booooooom.

Britt

These shoes are the best.
I could really use new ones.
Please give them to me.

Simon

my feet are chilly
you know i need new shoes right
I like the grey ones

http://jgiammarino.blogspot.com Jose

Fluffy marshmallow,
White, squishy, maybe mushy,
Uber happiness

Shaina

oh you zig zag shoes,
you know I’d love to own you.
I just stepped in poo.

http://1944rapport.tumblr.com/ Tena Marie

Chinese firedrill,
The light isn’t even red.
Great, ya blew it.

http://www.coryearly.com CoryEarly

hey my lil piggys
need some zig zaggys
man im cool.

http://flavors.me/halinaheron Halina

I just want to run
I want to play lazer tag
with some rad new shoes.

Bryce

These shoes are mad fresh.
Do you like speaking with slang?
Slang talk about shoes.

Hans

my tootsies are cold
with this shoes ill get girls
and finally make cumsies

http://www.flickr.com/coreytegeler Corey Tegeler

Shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
Shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
GIVE ME!

louise

Give me the shoes please.
I really really want them.
Taco ananas.

http://twitter.com/josephinee josephine

next re-arranger
no teenager, i need shoes
i’m walker texas ranger.

http://studentpages.scad.edu/~awhitf20 Alphonso Whitfield

Acid trip squidward
bikini bottom meth house
spongeob drug inspired

http://eustace.bandcamp.com VekT

Trippin on some lace
Wearing my new zig zaggys
Im Fresh and the Best

Luara Pinon

Hello, I love cheese.
I wander barefoot because,
I stepped in dog squeeze.

Matt Homer

I promised myself
I wouldn’t write about shoes.
oh, the irony…

http://rosshamiltonfrew.wordpress.com Ross Hamilton Frew

nice day for a walk
left foot goes in front of right
damn I am still drunk

jeanette

Pair of matching soles
Each to complement its twin
New shoes like old friends

Matto-san

There once was a man
From Nantucket, oh wait that
Is a limerick…

http://www.norphotography.com Niall O Riordan

Do you have my size,

I have the feet of a clown,

What does that mean huh?

Garrett

Jeff, please look at this
I am in need of these shoes
Woah, Pokemon’s on!

http://www.moniquesmumbles.blogspot.com Monique Bock

Tartan ribbon shoes
are cute, blue but smell like poo
I still want some though

http://www.norphotography.com Niall O Riordan

My feet are hungry,

Can they eat your giveaway,

So they do not starve

http:www.nancymagoo.blogspot.com Stephanie

Give me the damn shoes.
Purple monkey dishwasher.
Haikus are bullshit.

Cristina

i never heard of
these shoes before i saw this
post. but i’m not cool.

skyler

i went for a walk
we had to go through the mud
and i lost my shoes

carey

My face looks so sad
Ill turn my frown upside down
if you would pick me!!

Jeremy

i spy those slippers.
i’d really like to have them.
they are silky, smooth.

Lara Oliveira

Shoes!!! What a delight!
Free for all? It’s a fair fight!
But I’ll win it, right?

Pip Jones

Canada is cold
But Australia’s critters
chew my shoeless feet.

Pip Jones

PS. Dear Booooooom cats,
Australian postage is
not that expensive…

Patrick

Boom my jungle queen
Shoe me up for my feet sting
Zig Zag up my grill

kris

I Want Shoes I Need Shoes
Zig Zags Come Over Here
You Know i’ll Treat You Dear!
Pleace Peace!

Will

I’ve got two left feet,
and never could tie my shoes;
can I get Velcro?

Zac Benloulou

A poem about shoes,
is a lot like my wallet,
empty but stylish,

Brooke

Will you pick me if
I promise to share with you?
There’s two in a pair.

MattJean

Give me those knickers
My haiku is the best one
Can Matty wear them?

R fox

Five, Seven and Five,
The measure of a Haiku,
It is very eas

http://www.myspace.com/filoflo Chris

Shoes wonderful shoes
I’ve got too many to wear
Just give me them yeah?

http://www.tysonfaa.com tyson faa

New shoes sure are sweet.
Especially on my feet.
Zig Zags rock the street.

http://jodiday.com Jodi

throwin’ it out there
I wanna throw my feet in there
send me a black pair

megan

one day i stepped in
my kitten’s barf and wished that
i was wearing shoes

Liv

My shoes ran away
They are up on a wire
They can’t be higher.

http://www.roblaliberte.com rob laliberte

seventeen sounds prove,
The worn sole still has a price.
Winter winner. Nice.

Brennan Wyatt

Shoes, such a riddle…
Like gloves for your little feet
or bizarro hats

http://www.the-postgrad.com Michael John Liu

help me cop new shoes,
my current are raggedy.
sriracha sauce cleans up well.

demonpanda

I need one in blue
to defeat my inner blues
can you help me through

M j

These haikus of shoes,
Ancient traditions- abuse.
Take part? I refuse!

http://www.thirddesign.net Robert Murray

Blue and Gray Gutties
Boom goeth the dynamite
Non homogenous

http://olush.com/ austin breed

I read Booooooom all day,
if I don’t my eyes will pay,
rot black and decay.

Ryan

I want a pair please.
Because they are the bees’ knees.
So will you choose me?

Cameron

Haikus are useless
How’d they become popular?
Why does Boom like them?

http://ilhu.wordpress.com/ ilhu

coughing up lung chunks,
she’s got a fever – and the
sole cure is ZIG ZAG

Nate Moore

It’s cold this season,
I could really use some shoes
my feet are freezin!

Jeff C.

My feet are too big
These look like Paul Bunyan’s shoes
They’ll fit me quite nice

Gabe

Could use some new kicks.
Big ass feet, no big ass dick.
Booooooom everyday. click

http://xmoonbloom.etsy.com xmoonbloom

Kinda like Keds huh
I wore those before your birth
Please don’t be agist.

Oliver

My sole’s in my shoe
my soul cries out for comfort:
Zig Zags for Christmas!?

http://alejandra-perez.tumblr.com Alejandra

look, I am so poor
art school is sucking the cash
right out of my feet

http://dougjustice.tumblr.com/ Doug

An African in
National Geographic
was wearing my shoes.

Abi Jensen

Pungent aroma
Fills the air, teases nostrils
Time for new zig zags

Chris Orr

Toe jam queens and bees
Blackbird perspective earthworm
Royal hunted prey

Kate

Many giveaways
I’ve entered for everyone
Chose me, for realsies

Molly

My feet are lonely
socks aren’t what they used to be
i could use some shoes

http://alexcirka.blogspot.com/ APMC

Snap them fingers geek
Now stomp freaky feet to the beat
Ziggy zaggy down deep

Jacq Smith

Apple butter jam
Spicy, warm or cold, delis
Bread or finger dipped

http://www.mike-moreno.com mike

a little zig zag
goes a long way tomorrow
but today it stops

http://icelander.tumblr.com/ Maw

two gray and two blue
eenie meenie minie moe
bows and laces love

Joshua Snell

I’m crazy english
And I have lost both my feet
No money, college

Lan

Shoes, booze for my feet
Drink up sweet soles and suck down
Smells of un-’defeet’

Chris Orr

Toe jam queens and bees
Blackbird perspective earthworms
Royal hunted prey

http://channingkennedy.com Channing

“Ha ha, your mom’s dead.
Oh… I mean…” What’s that great taste?
ZIG ZAG(TM) BRAND FOOT SHEATHS

TRIANGLE

Hungarian Ants

Sneakily plotting away

New Wave Banditos

http://www.thatunreliablegirl.com MsUnreliable

A jig I would do
If I win these rad-mo shoes
And post to YouTube

No seriously. I would.

Don’t ask me what rad-mo means though. I’ve started adding -mo to the end of miscellaneous words and I can’t control myself.

– Kit

Boris

my shoes got some holes,
they make my feet oh so wet,
i really like rain

melissa

these shoes are so fine
i would love to make them mine
i’ll just get in line

alii

i love my shoes well
oh i do not like their smell
but these shoes are swell

Ian Wins

My feet have reeked
for about five or six weeks
cause my shoes have mold

http://www.meganmcisaac.com megan mcisaac

i do not own a
single pair of tennis-shoes
but i would wear these.

i’m not sure ive ever written a haiku before.

Odie

haiku for blue shoe
i’ll go poo poo for that shoe
and skip to my loo

http://www4.ncsu.edu/~cbjohns8 Chandler

shoes are something I need
to warm up my toes and feet
frostbite isn’t fun

http://www.thebarstoolromantic.com/ The Barstool Romantic

If you got the blues,
You can always hit the road,
In your Zig-Zag shoes.

http://facebook Jonathan Valverde

them shoes are way fly
give me em make em mine and
ill sky walk for christ

Kelly Freeman

Size eight in women’s
I prefer the grey pair, thanks
Before xmas, please

http://tarazak.blogspot.com T. Zak

I wish I had those!
How delicious on my toes
would they be to see?

Justin

Small college student
Big skateboarding addiction
Holey zig-zags. Gnar.

http://cwbenfung.blogspot.com/ Cho-Wai Ben Fung

I like banana
Smells good and sexy too
It got power to blow me

Joey

I like to beat meat
that I eat, but I want sweet
zig zags on my feet

http://alindragulin.com Alin Dragulin

someone stole my phone
I can’t call my mom at home
now I’m all alone

Michael Mori

talent less with words
teacher says I will not last
zig zag booooooom his ass

Ashley McCarty

Free Shwag Shoes are Sweet
Boom dot Com treats me so right
Zig Zag shoes are neat.

Marco

Haikus are funny
but sometimes they don’t make sense
horny elephant.

carla

filthy shoes to lose,
a very hot pair to wear.
zig zag heart: in love.

Jeffrey A Hutchins

Let the shoes decide.
Oh please oh please have my size!
Cinderella style.

Justin

Blue are the new shoe.
Scantily-clad, zig-zag swag.
Merry Christmas BOOOOOOOM!

http://crystalbeard.blogspot.com/ Stuart

Mm. Left foot, right foot.
Caress me softly, laces.
Leather soles? Or souls?

Chrubble

My toes toast footwear.
But most shoes cause them despair.
This pair look tip-top.

Anna

je veux souliers
all mine are falling apart
zig zags, s’il vous plait

http://www.lydianichols.com lydia

what are shoes alone?
sometimes, socks are the best part.
say hello, argyle!

Sue

Just found out I have
Two grand to pay, so Zig-Zag
Be mine, make my day!

Kelvin

Look at those awesome shoes
I would wear them whenever I could
I hate stepping on poo

Brian

a shoe giveaway?
thanks is all i have to say
zig zaggity zanks

Morgan

Yo Ima T-Rex.
Rockin’ sneaks but dyin’ fo
some bad-ass zig-zags.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/karmagenerator Karmagenerator

In Winter, I see
You,your cold pale face again
I have found my home.

Renan Cabrera

i want those shoes please
this bottom line will win it
shoes please, i want them

http://themadtwatter.blogspot.com vivienne

a left foot, am i
pounding the dirty pavement.
dead bananas die

fiona davidson

a chastity sole
of love. caresses my foot
protection from swine

= A shoe!

Marisol

“funny funny shoes
you wear ribbons and all
i like you shoes ha!”<3

what am i suppose to put on website?????

http://www.jasoncarrasco.com Jason

A turtle bit me

sitting in the efferdent:

Internet zombie

http://untitledcommadate.com Freda D.

I once knew blind man

He was walking without cane

I watch him jaywalk

Brianna

I wish I could say
“I want shoes more than health care.”
Ballin’ with a cough.

http://stephmount.blogspot.com/ Steph Mount

mee moo, see who needs
those shoes in grey or blue speeds
up my running feet.

Zach

The sun dips through clouds
Drying drops of rain from leaves
I slip on my shoes

http://www.kellyvivanco.com Kelly

eyelets looking up
do not make much eye contact
when i’m looking down

jmaican

i meant to say…

FUCK ECONOMY!
I be wearin’ these for free
Thanks to zig zag’s shoes.

charles

waking up early

guarantees that i’ll think of

death alot today

http://julyin83.blogspot.com lazy b

PLEASE DELETE THE ONE BY LAZY B AS IT WAS NOT HER THAT WROTE IT, MY SILLY BROTHER DID THAT- SORRY, IT WAS NOT ME!!

http://www.6ftup.blogspot.com Malcolm wee

taco banana
will give me a bad stomach
but will eat for shoes

Joel

holes in both my soles
my heels are like sandpaper
really need new shoes

ellen

zig zag pick the pace
you put a smile on my face
and on my feet too!

garrick

dem bones must walk on
shiver skins upon pavement
my saviour in a boom!

http://pgphotos.org Peter Gardner

Shoes will help me keep
my feet warm on a cold day
much better, than cats

http://davelam.net Dave Lam

Mismatched pair i’ll wear,
Down to the alley with flair,
Bowling pins, beware

Becky

haiku’s have their hour
but better budge over for
alliteration.

Stephanie

zig zag with tic-tacs
better than a heart attack
literal hack

Remy

Cut it out, Derrick
Hey did you eat my snack pack?
I ate your snack pack

JEDRIK

them fresh Zig Zag kicks
i would prefer for Christmas
better than slap chop

http://lanachoi.tumblr.com lana

derek wong’s haiku
made me lol! he should prolly
win. but pick me too!

http://www.adambatchelor.co.uk Adam Batchelor

oh i’m a poor man
for i rock holes in my kicks
boom me a pair please.

Jonas

shit i am german
there is snow all over this place
i need some extra shoes

mariah

merry christmas sean
please give me these lovely shoes
it would bring me joy

http://courtneychu.com Courtney Chu

I need those zig zags,
I drag my shoes while walking,
Rain now permeates.

Maija

i’m following you
reading every Booooooom’z tweet
badly want those shoes

http://mrpander.com MrPander

Lying on the floor.
‘Cause Sneaker sleep in my bed.
I am an addict.

Orlando

There goes another
That’s four toes lost to frostbite
I wish I had shoes

Screw my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is
Hamada’s Zig-Zags

http://www.flavors.me/benchen RFLCPTR

“Shoes are like haikus
Come to think of it, they’re not
I LIKE DEM ZIG ZAGS”
– Mark Twain

lieven

holes in both my shoes!
well did you not hear the news?
booooooom’s givin’ away!

marinos

Checking out this place,
I found my love for shopping caves!?
So do the trade mate!

AWONG

Hey, what are haikus?
I have to write one for booooooom!
I think I made one.

http://www.ohgee.co.uk Gee

Now that there is snow,
I have icicles for toes!
I’d rather have shoes.

Jim

My shoes have no soul,
When I walk their tongues stick out,
and show off their holes.

http://twitter.com/sorrypolly Polly

Hi, your face is nice,
And you smell like raspberry’s!
Zig Zag Zig Zag BOOOOOOM!

I apologize
I have terrible writing!
Do YOU want some shoes?

Ric

writing about shoes
is too obvious I think
so let’s talk about snow

derrick

i suck at hiakus
i just want those zig zag shoes
hippopotamus

Mat Moore

I like wearing shoes.
They keep my feet from the dirt.
Please let me have some.

Juan

I too wear slippers
But it would make sense to wear
A zig zag outside

Max

Write an haiku,
Try not to mention those shoes,
Already too late.

http://acornsquash.tumblr.com SARAH

gastfreundschaft :: berlin.
my apartment looks coziest with
shoes and hats on hooks!

mike

my girl will sex me
if she gets shoes for christmas
zoom boom boom zoom boom

cesar

im from Argentina
i got no shoes!
go boom go!

alex black

I’m bored too,
Maybe more than you.
But what can i do?

(I will just eat a shoe!)

Haha nice lill contest

Gav

A self foot fetish
Becoming quite ill of me
Shoes, the cure for me

http://casmoustache.blogspot.com CASMOUSTACHE

i extended my
old comodore 64
with some sex appeal

alina

i want these shoes boom
these shoes are cooler than corn
instead i’ll watch porn

Moliver

I can’t concentrate
I ate a special cookie
But now I feel good.

austinel

cherry blossoms fall
perfectly in the spring time
please give me some shoes

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mattkooliodude/ MAAT

London boy student.
Sucks bad at Haiku writing.
Buys a pair, instead.

Jamiedeb

lonely are my socks
incomplete are how feet feel
shoes solve both problems

http://salvatron.posterous.com/ Thomas

Sneakers on my feet
Tattered, dirty, not so neat
Feeling incomplete

Shriya

booooooom does own my soul
I am broke and need some shoes
Refrigerator

http://wearerooted.org Hebert

I am not a poet
I am not a good writer
But I do want shoes

http://wellspentyouth.blogspot.com Tomi

I am your father
Dear Luke, I am your father
It’s hard to breath

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http://wellspentyouth.blogspot.com Tomi

my Darth Vader failed (

http://wellspentyouth.blogspot.com Tomi

Neon Indian
I could dance if I had shoes
and that would be sweet

Nellie Conboy

Once upon a time,
I didn’t wear shoes outside
I tripped. My toes screamed.

http://jamiemorganart.blogspot.com Jamie Morgan

Mikey J is dead
Not from a bump on the head
moon walkin’ ain’t the same now

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kylo1 Kylo

Dear Feet, I love you
One Day I Shall Show you this
With Some Real Sweet Kicks

TGCMM

Warm me stinky toes
To step into Christmas, smooth –
Booooooom Booooooom Booooooom, So Coooooool!

Nate

I am a zombie

Nate

…However, I like free shoes
Hurraaaaaghh mraahhhjj garrreeehhhh

http://www.oddpockets.com holly

somebody taught the
cat to moonwalk, and it’s now
a real big show off.

Matthew

spears shears off her hair
umbrella, smashed a window
but shes alright now

http://www.madhattersbook.blogspot.com Michael Stuckless

THAT road needs walk’n
My old shoes smell like cheesies
How about them shoes?

Ben

Today is -20′C and my shoes is worn already
I’m not haikuist
But I hope I’ll win these sweets

elBeno

Today is -20′C and my shoes is worn already
I’m not haikuist
But I hope I’ll win these sweets

Ben

Sorry :/

mila

rubber entrails
fall out of my sole
murdered by sidewalks

mila

typed it wrong sorry,

rubber entrails
fallin’ out of my soles
murdered by sidewalks

Adam

Jeff, I have 3 feet
but these shoes, so stylish
could help me blend in

Josh

The ground is too cold
For me to wear my Vans
Zig Zag’s are mad dope

ALex

Since my old ones broke
I’ve needed some new sneakers,
and these would be great!

http://vampirelake.tumblr.com emily

i think these nice shoes
would go wonderfully with
my favorite pearls

my shoes wake up in
the night time and they go out
to paint the town red

monster feet and long
fang toes. beasts that cannot be
tamed with a shoe cage

http://www.freewayscollide.com Lowell

Nick Knight might do right
But Gaga’s got sex appeal
but fucks with shoes off

Kasey

You know what sucks, dude?
My mom threw away my my shoes.
Being broke sucks too.

Ley

New shoes would indeed
Be fantastic since my old
Ones are decrepit.

http://www.wearehex.com BrandonB

My feet’s is rubbin’da streets
Been needing new canvas sneaks
Pass me a pair of stylish treats?

Shinead

I’m collecting shoes
From this guy I know named Jeff
Have a pair for me?

http://travisjutson.tumblr.com/ Travis

my feet are naked
presently I smell bacon
i am still naked

http://www.alowroar.com brian

i tread in
not hide but woven
mold yourself

Stephanie

i want those zig zags
what am i supposed to do
besides being cool

Walker

i would love those shoes
so you should give them to me
i want them

put shoes on my feet
please jeff hamada c’mon
i need new shoes man

soda eleven
purple chocolate rainbow smile
deep sea ontario

http://www.smokeydraws.com smokey

presently i am
snowbound (stares out the window)
no shoes/shirt/service

http://whitewashedwindows.blogspot.com nadgoff

My shoe has a hole.
I say air ventilator,
but you have no clue.

Tim

french fry frozen ears
sticky finger deer washer
on my way to work

Dan Ji

zag shoes are quite nice
if you are a bum like me
and hate barefooting

http://www.pioneer-physicaltherapy.com/buy-generic-propecia-online.html propecia online

In truth, immediately i didn’t understand the essence. But after re-reading all at once became clear.

http://love-market.net/tonia tonia

solid-color hipster-chic
comin’ straight out of Compton
thats my zigzag shoe.

http://www.livelifein3d.blogspot.com Holly

Cheese is on my nose
It will not come off at all
Oh well, cheesy snout.

http://isabeautifulanimal.com pooperscooper

i would wear these shoes
so i would not walk in glass
because tetanus shots blow

Mereija

Only eight degrees
Really freakin fuckin cold
Need shoes my feet froze.

http://lactoseintolerart.blogspot.com Brandon Reierson

neat neat, on my feet
is size 10 hard to beat? sweet!
neat neat, oh my feet

Mel

my cat nibbled on
my broken toe this morning
my feet need some love.

Tess

a new house, new love,
whatever moves you– will fit
like an old shoe soon

http://www.facebook.com/facundo.carrizo facundo

mis pies desnudos
siento el frio
puedo caminar.

Coco de Castro

All my shoes for me,
‘nother pair of eyes to see.
See what we can be….

http://sos0.tumblr.com so

someone can wear these-
i’ll take good care of them, thanks,
all day errday yeee!!

http://www.facebook.com/#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=682527815 Cameron Clark

Free Shoes for me cool
Jeff Hamada rocks
Booooooom.com rule

Irene Chung

i have two small soles;
i’ve always searched for that one
fit to rule them all.

Thom Paretta

Burning junkie flu
my back is tight, eyes water
“hungh, hungh!” – I vomit

http://artsponge.wordpress.com Patrick

don’t know why I try
to win at these giveaways
but these shoes look sick.

gina

I need zig zag shoes
To get me out of these blues
Or else I might lose

http://wreckandslender.com bryce

oh, what love for you,
a hot and spicey cheez-it,
my lips unworthy.

Zach

the holiday rush
i’m eating a persimmon
but you know, whatevs’.

Erica

Haikus are awesome
Those shoes look really spiffy
Hippopotamus

http://www.rainydaybear.blogspot.com Jennifer Rogers

these shoes are awesome
but aren’t zig-zags papers
can we smoke these too?

http://www.vancouverisawesome.com t clarke

finally a throne
fit for a king, thats me
no way, MOM, T.P.!

http://www.benjaminescobar.com bnj

Hippopotamus,
homosexuality?
Indiscriminate!

EmilyC

My socks are smelly
because they have been crying
for a better home.

Micah Clark

I want to be so
fresh and so clean clean but my
feet ache from worn soles

http://spaceacestuff.blogspot.com/ SpaceAce

Gray shoes equals sex
Great sex with everybody
This happens often.

http://www.mark-stuckert.com Mark

To protect my feet
Wherever I fear to tread
I shall leave my treads.

Jenelle

it’s the times like this
when i can’t really think straight…
but i need new shoes.

http://revampedvintage.etsy.com ali dimura

shoes on my toezies
are so much better than a
dog wearing goggles.

anthony

Twilight, or these shoes
I REALLY HATE VAMPIRES
give me these shoes boom!

Patrick

packaged in a box
my words sang internet true
walk with me new love

Z-Pac

I want those grey shoes,
but I’d settle for the blue.
Boo-ooo-oom: cool shoes.

Sean

Ten toes wriggle sultrily
as I click this link
if only they had eyes

David Robinson

Blue cars pass me by
I stand shoeless in white snow
Toes unzigged, unzagged

Catherine

if i could speak in
another language i would
but too bad i can’t

http://www.flickr.com/photos/aknajyla/ Aly

Shoes are the center
like the sun, they warm my soul
in a creepy way

Lorena Cupcake

bike messengers in
cuffed jeans, loud socks, chrome bags
would rock these fly sneaks

silvie

i bet you that those
ziggies won’t fit my small feet
eat unicorn poop

PIERIDES

Podiatric glee
Cobbled lines for cobbled goods
Dogs want to zigzag

Brittany S.

a car hit my house
plowed through my closet and room
shoe donations please!

R.A. Barron

Young girl seeks wisdom.
Old man bakes his bread with gold.
Philosopher stone.

and this one is just for fun:

Oh I like it raw.

Yeah baby I like it raw.

Shimmy Shimmy Ya.

-ODB

Ruffin

Haikus are poems.
Haikus don’t have to make sense.
Cucumbers an split peas.

Aidan

my feet are in pain
I am loud when I complain
please booooooom say my name

Holly

Drape me with your Lace,
Trying not to Zig and Zag,
Run to me Karma.

http://illiteratemagazine.com sander

ive got mad foot rot
but my girl likes it alot
i win either way

http://www.flickr.com/superdaimos superdaimos

status foe status

yo! give me the shoe for sho!

coz im a ninja!

Neither Machine

I really want them.
Please give them to me because
I really want them.

kayla

my feet get stinky
hey at least these are canvas
i can wash them lots

http://www.tweemee.com Nelly

cold cold cold cold cold
toes toes toes toes toes toes toes
will need shoes soon please

josh

Money, I have none.
My shoes are old and crappy.
Hook a brother up.

Caitlin

wanna be my lover?
you got to give me those shoes
a-zig-a-zig-ah

http://thepublic.ca Kwn!

Pizza is the best.
I eat it everyday.
Granola bars, not so good.

Hannah

My feet have frostbite.
JK I live in CA.
Still, shoes would be great.

Tangerine Baca

O good Christmas tree,
Status Foe has shoes for free.
Please a pair for me.

http://hunguponadream.tumblr.com Maxwell

i will not win this
i just wanted to say thanks
for being kind soles

Katie Suffon

Bare feet, not so sweet.
Cold,aggy. Need zig, zaggy.
Boom:in my baggy.

sunshine

please give me these shoes
and then my fingers
will match my ten toes.

Sol

I need those sick shoes
Cuz then I’ll have some BOOOOOOM style
Hippopotamus

http://spwilliams.ca Steve Williams

walk downtown barefoot

or go for a weekend hike

shoes are your best friend

http://www.funday-ca.blogspot.com Gammara

This isn’t so fun
People are so good in this
Jeff! send me this shit!

http://channingkennedy.com Channing

upon submitting,
miss’d “NOTIFY ME WHEN…” check.
inbox BOO OO OOOM’d.

Katie

Holy cow. Mail shoes now.
Happy girl will jump for joy.
Sure beats a dumb toy.

Tangy

A blast meant to last.
Fresh new shoes replace the past.
Good feet need no cast.

Tangy

Fe liz Navidad.
Have no shoes; I lack cash wad.
Send now. You know how.

Stephen

At this point in time
You’re tired of reading haikus
Just give me the shoes

katie

A catastrophe
Would be: no zig zags for me.
Save me, Status Foe.

id

i dont want these shoes
i have my chucks, while drinkin boo’s
yea grey will go best

HANA

Frank, James, Ken, or Tim
I’ll love you, adore you just
get me the damn shoes.

Audrey

Snowy tundra land.
My toes feel like frozen grapes.
Warmth via canvas.

http://wololo.tumblr.com Max

Five, seven and five.
Added up makes seventeen.
Mathematical.

http://boringrobots.tumblr.com linda

hey it is snowing!
my big snowman walks barefoot,
he likes to boogie! (:

Rubyjane

i like randomness
i dance in my underwear
oh, and i like shoes!

EKC

it seemed to sew well.
stitching along the straight row.
are we alright, no!

http://jeffreytrevino.com Gottfried von Dreiwein

simple walking shoe
you hug my toes admiring
the curve of each one

http://www.facebook.com/bmiller19 brendan

one two three four five.
six seven eight nine ten yeah.
shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes.

Rose

Could you take my shift?
Christmas work hurts my weak feet
Comfy shoes, I need.

http://www.gracemanalo.blogspot.com GRACE

MY FEET BE COLD, MAN.
KNITTED, SEWN, GLUED, WHATEVER.
MY TOES NEED SHELTER.

Amy

Magic shoes for me?
What wouldn’t I do for those?
Put me to the test.

http://www.facebook.com/psychedelic marty

Brand new Ziggy’s
Ahh those sneaky sneaks a perfect fit…
End of the day, HAPPY FEET!

Nico Barredo

Mama’s dancing sole
is busted from head to toe
no dough, mo’ booooooom, Foe.

Terence

haikus are so lame
i don’t get the point of them
they don’t even rhyme

Bryan Steski

It is Christmas time
I want those shoes to be mine
Gimme or ill Whine

Happy Holidays!

http://angryfix.tumblr.com Liz

scarf-ku

hand wash warm, line dry
keeps neck warm in wintertime
cool iron if needed

SAM

here’s why i need em:
being fly, stomping haterz….
well that’s it really

joe sobel

Give me the shoes please.
I really really want them.
Taco banana.

http://chrkcheung.tumblr.com chris

who made those cool shoes
i don’t know but i want them
because they are free

http://frogblog.ownlog.com magda

Rolling the dices…
Baby needs new pair of shoes!
Booooooom! Five of a kind!

Peggy

I am not a dick.
Just looking for some sweet kicks.
They make me scream, “frick!”

ariel

i wrote a haiku
about getting some free shoes.
booooooom has seven o’s.

Ellie

i would like shoes please
because they are new and free
yahoo doodley do

hermano

murdering brown snakes
maple syrup underwear
conan o brien

http://www.unlike.in hari

oh winter winter
you freeze my toes yet again
are those my new shoes?

http://adamwritesgood.com Adam Hook

Why do I need shoes?
Why do strippers need g-strings?
Besides, it’s freezing.

robert

love is a feaver
feet are ice
size 9,5

Jake

I was so clever
Before I wore out my soles
Now, not so funny

Christine

those are so cute, see
different shades of blue, love
always keeping warm

Dan

Where has he gone off?
Zig Zag shoe prints in the snow.
Harry’s stealth cloak blows.

Rhys

new shoes make my day
booooooom won’t you chuck them my way
rhyming is too hard….

saboteur

every poem has rhymes
you can also find some in this
i need shoes, i’m a bum

RingingInMyHead

A cold winter breeze
sending shivers up my feet -
naked without shoes.

MAAAAAAARIKA

I would be complete
With these kick-ass Zig-Zag shoes.
I’ve large lady-feet.

Nathan

My SOLE aim in this,
Is to do an awful pun.
Mission accomplished.

Justin

That. Is. Awesome.

Philip

Boys are back in town,
so i decide to go poo,
a crime of passion.

Athena

if i win these shoes,
i will vomit with pure joy.
…barack obama.

SueKim

cold, icy winter
snowy, cloudy, drenched winter
I need some shoes please

http://www.sector-4.co.uk Andrew Thomson

after 5 long years
shoes become broken old corpse
uh oh, zombie toes.

StevoGrego

toes start to wiggle
delighted at the idea
freebies are the best!

http://www.kurtnishimura.com KURT

Boo oo o o om,
I have no money for shoes,
Make my dreams come true

http://minimassive.tumblr.com dp

If each of my toes
Was itself a foot in whole
All five pairs, I’d need.

PETE

Got boots for winter
because my shoes were too cold -
but now I don’t care.

katka

dream a little while
milky bubbles in my nose
shiver on your neck

Benjy

This is a sentence:
A Buffalo Buffaloes
Pretty Crazy, Right?

ariel

my cocker spaniel
ate my sole and it won’t heel
but i love my dog.

http://jessie-thavonekham.blogspot.com Jess

my poor toes are cold
I die with every cold step
Be my santa claus?

Dan

my toe is broken
ran way too fast through the room
consolation shoe?

emily

need a gift for friend
these babies are real bad ass
come to mama now

Cymone

a rare occurrence–
new zapatos for christmas,
instead of new socks.

8C

Aubrey

Winter and canvas
I would love some new shoes now,
I am a size nine.

Mikhal

my current shoes got kicked out of class one day.
too too stinky, all the people they say.
i could need a new pair for fun and play.

http://whateveriwanttobe.com eric larkin

So you think that I,
have to pay for all your shoes,
Cuz we are lovers?

http://www.behance.net/stephenkissel Stephen

These shoes look spiffy.
Them fitting my feet? Iffy.
My feet are quite large.

Travis Flack

I normally dont
like shoes of any kind but
these are so awesome.

Bradley

my empty closet
leaves me asking the question,
Will I have the rooooooom?

Katie Jo

Best part of today
is this shoe give-a-way! YAY!
Got a smile worth miles.

Klemen

My left and right shoe,
are made out of paper and glue,
I am not dead yet.

Laurynas

i’m wondering where
i’ve lost my old go-out shoe
i can’t go nowhere

McKinley

look out your window
see all the zebras dancing?
shoes and coffee: tasty

Dan

I got a haiku,
the page random refreshed…
and i lost the bitch!

carina olaez

these shoes are so nice
perfecto for dancing in
no matter the weather

http://facebook nathan

Old man stole my shoes
but me, i am a nice guy
punched him in the face

ogami

and why do haikus
even exist? japanese
people are crazy

Jeeel

five toes in a row
wrapped in duct tape and old rags
letters to santa

SARAH

called “percolator”:
—secret indie coffeeshop—
strict dress code enforced.

http://thedailymake.tumblr.com suzi

I gots the big feet.
Always bustin’ outta shoes.
But these look magic.

SARAH

NAME: “Percalator”.
(secret indie coffeeshop)
strict dress code enforced.

michael

e-whoo got what i need
cause you mo than just a friend
mo than just a friend

(like, you g if you get it…sing it)

http://thehoundogman.blogspot.com/ Taj Ragland

These Zig Zag shoes fly
My busted ass Adidas
Are not fly at all

http://myspace.com/areyouwett Jahaira B.

My shoes aren’t the shit,
I’ll throw some d’s on that bitch,
Pimpin’ ain’t easy.

http://www.taryntrousdale.com taryn

as the moon rises
the sky fades from blue to grey
to old, like shoes do.

Jeremiah

There is always some
Money in a wooden
Banana stand. Wink.

hermano

“what is up pumpkin?”
thats t-bone, he’s my roommate
he is a flamer

sarah

zigzageando
it’s truly a spanish verb
it means to zig zag

AGON

every1 wantsem
don’t get em less you steppin
high form wordin wars

marshall

my shoes smell so bad
i go barefoot all the time
and step in dog crap

(((

mimi

by a temple in
the mountains, my shoes stolen,
so i danced in cleats

NICHHH

My dogs be barkin’
but I don’t aim to ask alms.
Spare some shoes, brother?

Mick

With a sturdy sole
Laces pulled tight through eyelets
A foots fine garment

flip magillicutty

believe it or not
i have real friends and hobbies
despite the last hour

dr suesselberger

zig zags are for doobs
and doobs are for dudes who write
hiakus about shoes

overachiever

all the teachers said
he has so much potential
but now look at me

cat

i’m missing a toe
i don’t know why i just lied
refrigerator

emily

bahahah okay cat wins

Joe

I like freaky shit
Gar-la-la Booom-ka La-shoe,
Satan’s my master

Justinnn

mama always said
you should live for the moment
whatever. she’s dead.

Geneva

Haiku Haiku Hai
Haiku Haiku Haiku Hai
Haiku Haiku. Shoes.

Krystalline

Cavemen had no shoes.
You know what, motherfucker?
They turned out just fine.

Rutger

I have a penis
And right now it is erect
‘Cause it likes your shoes

Michael

Paths are created-
By unique traveling feet.
Will they be your steps?

http://bloodoftheyoung.com reilly hodgson

I don’t know how to
be funny with haiku. shoes?
please please please please please!

http://www.josecrespin.com Jose Crespin

without you im blue
dear zig zag shoes get the clue
you’re the perfect shoe

http://www.cactusractus.tumblr.com Jacqui

izingui, morsteip,
vuligagre,mistreat mi:
all of these, captchas.

Nina

esS eM double you.
shoes money weed; they’re my needs
i gotta dolla. ;]

Abigail

I would like these shoes
Better if they didn’t have
Those red and green bows.

Bryan

Jesus wore sandals
but would have worn Zig Zags if
haiku existed.

Gugu

Oh, my feet are crooked,
Only one can fit me,
that is Zig Zag Shoe.

http://samuelbyrnes.com samwell

i am currently
super unattractive
hiding toes might help

http://samuelbyrnes.com samwell

I also cannot
count. Maybe I should just stop,
and say pretty please.

/Users/laurenjung/Pictures/iPhotoLibrary/Originals/2009/Dec18,2009_2/IMG_1214.jpg Lauren

my feet are ugly.
o shoe please help disguise them.
preferably blue!

http://reeaaliityy.blogspot.com Fanny Valentin

royal plumpudding!
oh why are thou on my feet?
christmas ferret gift.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/juniper-lamplight/ emily

minimalism
is best when you walk in it.
i like the grey ones.

http://www.markgillette.blogspot.com MarkGillette

call me gillette
its cause im sharp
please is always pretty

Ivan Loncarevic

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator

http://twitter.com/haloadri adri

can i have this please……….

ariel

zig zag waggle wag
it’s funny when people try
to make haikus rhyme

Klemen

I lick my fingers when i see food,
I like sea food in the summer,
when im bare-sea-foot

Nikko

Tomorrow is a day behind
the never heard of before
scented exhaust

Jasmine

Metal toaster bun
synchronize the wheat germ now
frosted cranberries

http://conradkofron.carbonmade.com conrad kofron

Time makes words have wait.
DANGER: Teal mouse pellets quake!
Tofu panty hate.

Klemen

I am Trousers!
listen to my laser blaster,
i’ll put zig zags in a jelly.

Missy

shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
please please please thank you

http://www.greeningthecube.com Tyler Austin Bradley

End the sore sole trek
Threadbare shoe-gooed eyelet rip
Yes please, make it so

Sherry

those shoes and these words
are all the proof i need to
know i fail at life.

http://www.sthee.com Spencer

give me all your clothes
so I can get a good job
with sweet benefits

http://www.jeffhamada.com/ jeffhamada

THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOW CLOSED. WINNERS WILL BE SELECTED SHORTLY.

http://www.jeffhamada.com/ jeffhamada

Congrats to Tena Marie, Tyson Faa, Tangerine Baca, MsUnreliable, Tangy – you are the shoe winners (as picked by Status Foe shop)!

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