Field Notes Giveaway
Michele over at Field Notes has hooked up some goodies!
If you want a Field Notes prize pack, follow the directions below!
Leave a comment below in the form of an acrostic name poem.
Example:
J – “Jellybean-eater”
E – “Easily amused”
F – “Funny-looking”
F – “Fantastimagical”
(feel free to make up words)
Two winners will be picked tomorrow.
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Sometimes
Cash
Has
Oppressed
Opening
Lives.
Bodacious
Organic
Oyster loving
Memory maker
People
Often
Kill
Each
Member
Of
Nighttime social outings.
Owls
Rarely
Pen
Horticulturaly
Awing
Newspapers
R – Radtacular
Y – Yarnifarious
A – Assholish
N – NEATO!
G – Grizzly
U – Universal
Y – Yeti
Hopeful
Allergic to corned beef!?
Naughty
Nighttime lady of mischief
All about cookies
Hungry, obviously
J – Juicylicous
O – oprah-obsessing
H – Hipster-grifter-looking
N – N00b
Just
Another
Dull
Encore
Juniper dreams
Under your bed
Look and see
Is the flower red?
A new day to life
A-Awkward Spaz
T-Traveler
H-Hopeful
E-Enlightening Wisdom
N-Night Owl
A-Always Aware
oh hey.
Ghosts
Often
Associate
Themselves with
Skype
Rulers
Are
Nice
Depending
On
Make
J is for a Joogy joog
O is for Obsessive
E is for an Eclectic, obsessive, and a joogy joog.
Joe is a joogy joog
rapidly
oscillating
sexual
conduct
omnibus
Kerry’s
Ears
Really
Ruin
Years.
Alice
Looked
Into
Crazy
Endeavors-while
In
New,
Weird, but
Often
Neurotic
Dreams-that
Even
Rainbows
Look
Almost
Nakedly
Distracting
Mock my
Acrostic poem
To no avail
Twats
I won’t mock that. Because it’s awesome.
M – Mischievous
A – Action Hero
T – Transformer
H – Has
E – Eaten a
W – Walrus
Without
Intentions
Negative,
No one
Ever
Rises
R – Reciprocal
O – Oceans
B – Believe
E – Ex Nihilism
R – Repeats
T – Time
Belligerent
Eradicating
Cauliflower
Krispy Kremes
Yay!
S – She
A – Answers,
L – “Love
L – Looks
Y – Young”
s-sleepy
i-insomniac-inducing
l-looker
v-vindicated from
i-isolation by
e-eliciting laughter
A – Attraction
N – Need
N – Not be
E – Ephemeral
S – Scrum-diddly-umptious
A – Alpha (and the Omega)
M – Metaphysics (who doesn’t love metaphysics?)
L – Lions
A – And
T – Tigers
I – In
M – Mountains
E – Eat
R – Reindeer
Merry X-Mas
Little
Alfalfa sprouts
Under
Rooms
Eavesdrop
Laughter
In the
Night
keeping
annotations
totally
essential
Please
Award
Underserving
Loser
Eli
Loses
Instantly
-
Albeit
A
Really
Oblique
Name
Drawing
Real
Edible
Arrangement
Meal
S – Shitty
A – Aristocrats
R – Really
A – Appreciate
H – Houndstooth
Please
Award
Undeserving
Loser
Zilch: just about
Every descriptor
Karma will let me
Enumerate via the letters of my name
Pulsating
Radio
Attributes
Corny
Tactics
Interesting
Currently
Everywhere
K – keeping
A – annotations
T – totally
E – essential
Sweaty
Ubiquitous
Zippy
Inpursuitofinnerpeace
C – Champagne
A – After
F – Fanciful
E – Espionage
Gravy
Is
Voluptuous
Eaten
After
Wailing
Around
Yorktown
When
Irresponsible
Lovers
Disco Dance
Their
Hairy bums off
Inducing
Near ecstatic
Glee
Not
Often
Employed
W – Wooly
I – Interesting and imaginative
L – Luscious
L – Lover
I – Imaginative
A – Acrobatic
M – Made You Squeal
G – Giving
A – All
G – Gay
A – Americans Hope
Lady GaGa:)
preach
brain
of
opal
or
oysters
on
ovaries
of
men
R- realize…
U- under all…
P- perpetually…
P- problems.
E- evolves
L- love.
Don’t
Open
Pete’s
Pants,
Evil
Look-alike
Goes
And
Ninja slaps
Gary’s
Endoplasmic
Reticulum
Look
At
Dat
Yummy
Gorgeous
Amazingly
Generous
Ass
ex. Damn there goes Lady Gaga wearing no pants again, would you look at dat yummy, gorgeous, and amazingly generous ass? Gahdamn.
Vacant
Imprudent
Creative
Tart
Opinionated
Rushed
Impulsive
Abrasive
W- Wishful
A- Actor
L- Loving
K- Kid
E- Excited
R- Rarlgleflarlge.
Bootylicious
Eloquent
Existential
Loquacious
Zippidy-doo-da
Easy
Bubbly
Usurp
Babuooshka
Sassy
Ballers
Of
Obliquely
Ostentatious
Oddly
Outrageous
Obliging
Obtuse
Madness
!
J- Just
E- Exited
F- For winning the
F- Field Notes prize pack
King ruler of
Awesome
Robocracy where
Everyone is
Nuts
CHRIS!
Childish
Headgames
Really
Impede
Sanity!
Kittens
Run
In
Streets
Then
Eat
Nachos
B- bodacious
O -ostentatious
O-outlandish
M- momentous
T – Typographiluffagus
H – Helaciouslyhindenburgified
O – Ostensibliciousness
M – Maximoniousness
A – Affable – Ain’t Nothin Wrong With That
S – SIngularlysonified
You,
grown.
Green,
drained
red.
And
such
is
Life.
H-”Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia”
E-”Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious”
L-”Laryngotracheobronchitis”
L-”Llanfairpwllgwyngyll-gogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysilio-gogogoch”
…this would be hell hahaha, have fun figuring it out and no, i didnt make up words
Actually
Most
Amorous
Nettles
Dance
Appropriately
Addicted to tea
Loves all forms of design
Is obsessed with chairs
Sings a lot, and loudly
Owns too many clothes
Night owl
Jumped
Over
Now –
Infinity
Rosemary bath lover I am,
Oh no no this is me,
Making art with trash and love with the screen,
Iceland, i’ll be seeing you in my head
Never ending is this hands longing,
Anyone, but you, could understand.
A mazing beyond belief
N ever before have i seen
N atural beauty mentioned
A s sweet as honey
Parenthesis
L
E
A
S
E
Multiplication
Y
Division
E
A
R
Addition
U
N
T
Subtraction
A
L
L
Y
=
Please
Excuse
My
Dear
Aunt
Sally
>_<
K – Kinky from the outset
Y – Yearning not to be
L – Leave him well alone
E – Else he’ll touch you inappropriately.
Parenthesis
L
E
A
S
E
Exponent
X
C
U
S
E
Multiplication
Y
Division
E
A
R
Addition
U
N
T
Subtraction
A
L
L
Y
=
Please
Excuse
My
Dear
Aunt
Sally
>_<
Always
Not
Noting
Anecdotes
Zany
Oh man,
Excellent!
P – Picky,
I – icy kids drink
C – cherry coke.
K – Kissing
M – mercifully,
E – each other (‘s) hand
M – moment defined
I – (innocently). LISTEN
C – camel-tasting
H – hell, (the women told me of you, of eating camel, of crossing the desert)
E – every dirty
L – Lucy, every dirty
L – Lady Lost.
E – Expletive (deleted).
m-me
a-and
n-no
i-ideas
Curious
Animalistic
Rumpus-ing
Only
Loving
You
Not, sorry
Eats
M &
M’s
A lot
ADRIAN THOMPSON
And
Don’t tell me the
Rain will never stop
I have seen the blue skies
And the glowing white clouds
No longer holding drops of sadness now
There will come a day when the
Heavens will
Open their doors to those who’ve
Mistakenly, mis-understandingly fell to
Poison their souls with the joys of the world.
So many will rise in the face of the rain.. it’ll all be
Over, the rain will go away
Never to return again.
Can’t really
Accomplish
Much of an
Idealistic,
Laughable,
Acrostic poem.
H- Helvetica is an
E- Especially
L- Lovely
V- Visual
E- Easy going
T- Typeface
I- I
C- Can’t
A- Agree more
Rencounter
On
Booooooom
Earns
Roberto
Tablature
Online
J- Jaundiced
E- Elbows
S- Squirm
S- Swiftly
G- Gorging
O- On
E- Elephantine
H- Hairs
N- Near
E- Erudite
R- Roosts
Bouncing
Rubber
Elephants
Never
Negate
Anomalous
Notions
Just
Do me
Zealous
and
carefree
S – Superstar
T – Trapped in an
E – Enveloped
V – Verdict of an
E – Ergonamic
N – Namecruncher
Tumbleweed
Evenings
Sometimes
Stray
Tumbleweed
Evenings
Sometimes
Sustain
It just depends on the evening.
Nefarious
Ingenious
Kind
Kick ass
Incredible
Never
Attack
Tornado
Eels
As of
Late,
Everyone’s a
Xenophobe
But
Ordinary
Doesn’t
Kut
It
No more
If everything was as it was
Meant to be
I would feel better
Seeing you as
Something I could forget, but
You seem to always
Overlook my flaws
Underneath the mistletoe
Destruction
Is
Living
Life
On
Nothing
Christmas away from home
Less meaningful
I wish my December was white
Flights are too Expensive
Just
Over
Everything
Read
And
Plead
Until
Notes
Zooooooom and
Earn the
Lead
M aybe our house is haunted
E ither by ghosts or the collected
M emories of those who have lived here
P ut on your coat they say in my
H ead full of old songs by Lizzie Douglas and
I mages of gardens growing and my brother
S leeping on a bed of field flowers
M y brother, remember when
I n my notebook I drew
N ine pictures of monsters and
N early all resembled our father?
I s that you? footsteps on floorboards
E choing down the hall. Haunting me still.
Looking for cupcakes
In
Every
Nook and cranny
J UST
A NOTHER
M EANINGLESS
E MOTIONAL
S ENTENCE
Mildly
Irritating
Keritenacous
Extremeties
Mildly
Irritating
Keritanacious
Extremities
B – brooding
Y – youth
R – remaining
O – optimistic about winning field
N – notes!
Can
Anyone
Really
Levitate?
Helps
Awnings
Retain
Robustness
In
Situations
Of
Narcolepsy
Eat this
For
Relentless
Energy involving
Nudity!
♥
Robust
Imaginations
Correct
Korean
Youths
P – Pleasing to the eye
R – Right to vote
I – I should win
Z – Zany poems written for some books
E – Everybody should lose, but me
S – Sometimes there’s a clear winner
P – Parsnip-munching
R – rabbis
A – arrived
S – stealthily,
H – haranguing
A – an agglomeration of
N – nonchalant
T – Tamilians,
H – hoping to sing them songs of their youth.
Markers often
Assist in my over-
Contemplation of matters that don’t matter while
Internally I keep bleeding profusely and
Entertainingly I jest about her being quite
Loose I must say, self respect please.
N – Naughty
I – In a
N – Nice
A – Arrangement
T assles
R eally
A re
C razy
E lephant
Y awns
On
Wednesdays
Loose
Sinful women
Involve
Nobody
Threatening
Real
Everlasting
Excessive
Somberness
Meow?
Eclectic
Lame
IIIIIIIIII
Nameless
Dragonzzzzzzzzz
Alphabeticalistically
Parrots
Ate
The
Rat
In
Calvin
Klein
Benjamin
Enrages
Nefariously
Juicy
Assholes who
Mean business;
Instigates fights and
Never loses
B – banana breath
E – every color-wearing
R – readily available
N – never boring
A – always fun
R – repeats-not
D – designer extraordinaire
O – oh what fun it is to write an acrostic poem every day
Really
Old
Dreary
Nerd
Enthusiastically
Yodels
J – “Jellybean-eater”
A – “Easily amused”
K – “Funny-looking”
E – “Fantastimagical”
Juicy
Understanding
Sexified
Tubular
Incandescent
Nobleman
Partially
Absent
Trust
rather
In
Calm
Knowing
Audaciously
Unraveling
Dreams,
Rather
Enter
Yesterday
J ust
a s
p fasinating
a s
n everneverland
i
s oon
l ive
i n
g reat
h eights
t o
s oar
E – egotisticalness
V – vagtastic
A – alcoholy
N – nebula
R – rugged
A – anteaters
C – challange
H – hetero-normative
E – elephants
L – lustily
Boooooom
Rhotacism
Iconoclast
Abacination
Neo-Lacanian
Paillon
Arbuscle
Rydberg
Khalif
Joel
On
Every
Level
A – Another
L – Lucky
E – Example of
X – X ratedness!!!!!
Another
Nothing, just
Another
Reason I
Cannot
Have
You
G. ive
R. eceive
A. nd
C. easeless
E. mphathy
J-just
O-outrageous
N-never
N-not
Y-yawning
Meaningless
Anxiety
Righteously
Slaving over
Heaven
As if she is a place but
Let me tell you, places don’t
Love, just promise empty, empty rooms.
Mountain flower
Acclaims to be the daughter of Dream
Is often thinking good thoughts
Smells like coconuts
Yeti-born
Sadly
The
Excellent but
Expensive and consistently
Neglected
But nonetheless
Extraordinary machine
Caused casual
Kvetching
b – beautiful and
o – original
o – origami, owls and
o – oranges
o – oedipus myth and
o – oompa loompas
o – oddly-shaped and
o – ok like the
m – moon in space
Erotic
Raccoons
Interrogate
Caramel-coated
Apes
A – Artistic
L – Lovable
E – Exuberant
X – Xylophone-tastic
I – Intrigued
S – Silly
M
ake
I
ntergalactic
C
ameras
A
nd
H
ell
inevitably
loves
hinting
uselessly
E xtra cheese pizzas,
M &m’s,
I ce cream, ice cream, ice cream!
L ots and lots of cookies,
Y ummm.
Blah
Ugly
Shh! (why?)
He’s gone!
Was
Hopppn’
Along,
Tappn’
A
Really
Excited
Foot.
Inexplicably
Everything
Landed
Dead.
Notes?
Ohhh!
Those
Everyone
Steals.
Cat
Hete
R
Is
Stuck
m- mała
i- i
n- naiwna
i- istota
Make ready, men.
abreast of the port bow,
tacking into us,
trailing less now.
heave to, prepare to receive boarders.
everything
will be alright.
Feline
Irritable
Badly behaved
Epileptic
Rat eater
Cozy Cat
At
Times
Dark
Emo Cutting
Very in love with the moon
And
Night
A student wrote this a few years ago as their beginning of the year “Get to know me” acrostic poem for Back to School night.
Just
As
Bias
Becomes
Ever
Ripe
With
Our
Cold
Kempt
Yearning
FUN!
Christmas
Has
Really
Ignited
Some
Time
Management
Aggravation and
Sillyness
Monkeys
Indeed
Never
Demonstrates
Yodeling.
On certain
Weekday afternoons
Loose lipped
Sinful women
Involve
Nobody’s feelings
Tripping tight ships and
Righteous
Earners
Every
Single second
Another
Lonely
Lion
Yells
Some
Ontological
Nonsense
Keep nothing
Near or far
Under
Threat
Have
Admiration
Mirror mirror
Serving
Unprotected
Numbers
D – DOGGIE’S
A – ASS
Y – YIKES!
D – DREADFUL
R – RHYME
E – ELEVATING
A – APPLES
M – MORON
B.better
O.off
W.with
I.integral
E.epithets
Ramen
Yay
Another
Noodle
Knowing that
Unless everything
Ruptures
Tirelessly
Celebrity
Oppresses
Banal
Animalistic
Intentional
Nights and days and nights and days
F- Frankly
I- I
E- Enjoy
L- Lazy
D- Days
N- Neglecting
O- Our
T- Thoughts
E- Every
S- Second
A- And
N- Not
D- Dancing
B- Because
O- Our
O- Only
O- Ordinarily
O- Orange
O- Orangutan
O- Owns
O- Our
M- Music
Kissing
Reluctantly
“Influential”
Saps
Prove to dad I am not a failure
Unite with other punks who share my fire
Nuclear waste and shit
Kicking jock ass
Suckers and
Trusted sources
Empty boxes and
Pointless numbered
Horses
Earn me
Nothing, never
Maybe maybe
All the lake houses and pickled summer vegetables
Like the ones, the ones
Keeping
Men and mice
Up looking
Something, somewhere
sonofabitch
crazyasssuckerstolemy
oystersthatscumbagcan
talktomyfisttil
tuesday!
J – Just ate some tofu
A – Anteaters are my fav animal
M – Monkeys scare me
I – I am really a fish
E – Enamas are not fun
Another opportunity to
Dribble
Rote notes
In
An overpriced
Notebook
Limericks
Interchangeably
Lingering
Inside
A-Applebee’sBurgerLoving
S-SightChallenged
H-HeatHolding
L-LackadasicallyDirect
E-EntertainerOfTheMasses
Y-YoungGirlOnTheRun
B.-BecauseIsaidSoStupid.
Booooooom
Often
Blogs
Sexy
Announcements,
Giving
Erections.
Tight!!!
I was ganna do “pokemon”, but someone did that. BOO.
Pimpin’
On
Organic
Pollution.
A – angels
U – ugly sweater
S – santa
T – tree
I – ice skating
N – nutcracker
Bananaquit
Egret
Thrasher
Swift
Yellow-bellied sapsucker
Whip-poor-will
Evening grosbeak
Harrier
Red-winged blackbird
Everglade kite
Nighthawk
Black-capped chickadee
English sparrow
Red-headed woodpecker
Goldfinch
Lark
Osprey
Vireo
Eastern bluebird
Saw-whet owl
Buzzard
Indigo bunting
Raven
Dickcissel
Starling, darling.
Ably
Lexicalising
Every
Xenogenesis
And
Never
Daring
Real
Action.
Flick your
Boredom
Invokes
Creativity
L UCKILY
A MAZING
U NBELIEVABLE
R EAL
E RECTION
N OW
A – “Anarchist”
L – “Literature-devouring”
E – “Ent-loving”
X – “Xerotic”
June,
Unbelievable.
September,
Terrrible.
Into this?
Never.
M – Me
E – Everyone
Overage
Breech
Incompleteness
Wish
Absorbing
Nauseousness
Kinetics
Eyepiece
Nautilus
Outermost
Backing
Inflammability
Terrific,
Horrible,
I am
J to the FK’s
Snowing soundsystem!
H – Harmonious
A – Applause-loving
R – Relatively-superior
P – Planetary-inhabitant
R – Resuscitates
E – Epileptic
E – Elephant
T – Typographers
K – kindergarten was
A – actually
T – the most
I – intoxicating
E – experience
Everyone
Laughs
Very
Eagerly
Sometimes
Bovine
Assimilates
Merrily,
Beyond
Igloos.
Much
Inspired
Con
Huevos
Able
Eager
Languid
Beast
Of
Nostalgic
Eternal
Reason
S – soft
A – abstract
R – road
A – ahead
B o s s
O f
B i n g o &
B l a t a n t l y
Y u c k y
F-Fight like the night
L-Lie like the sea
Y-Yearn for forever
A-Awaken creativity
W-Wink at the mirror
A-Alive to be free
Y-Yesterday was for me
F-Fight like the night
L-Lie like the sea
Y-Yearn for forever
A-Awaken inhibitions
W-Wink at the mirror
A-Alive to be free
Y-Yesterday was for me
Nocturnal
Eruptions
Void
Eternal
Realities
t otally
i rritated
r ude
e goistic
d umb
S/ PACIAL
L/ EAPS
E/ TERNALLY
E/ XPLORING
P/ ORTALS
charlotte. reads
harry potter.
artist.
relies on photography.
lives for music.
only happy when away from school.
tea-drinker.
thinks about things too much.
escapist.
He
Amused
Party
People
Yesterday
Always
Making
Yardsticks
Eternal
Firetruck
Fistful of
International
Espionage.
Jigglypuff
Unusual smile
Arggh I’m a pirate!
Nicely done
Before
Opossum
Overtakes
Me
Heaven
And
Lava
Interestingly
Never
Assimilate
Lassé d’
Apprendre l’anglais.
Ze guy will win
Your pack.
K – KOOOL AID DRINKING
E – ELVES FROM THE
L – LAND OF MISFIT TOYS
V – VAGUELY REMEMBERING WHO
I – IS SANTA CLAUS, THEN THEY REMEMBERED ITS
N – NICK
Nevermind
All
The
Anxiety
Surrounding
His
Acceptence
F – Fine
I – Innovative
L – Law
I – Indecent
P – Peace
S – “sappy”
H – “heartbreat”
A – “awesomazing”
F – “Frienamies”
I – “insomnaphobia”
N – “nerdfagdouchebag”
A – “Annalyse”
A – ARGH I NEED A NEW NOTEBOOK
D – DAMMMMMMN I NEED A BLOODY NEW NOTEBOOK
A – AAAAWWWWWW I REALLLLY NEED A NEW NOTEBOOK PLEASE
M – MANNNNNNNNNNNNN PLEASE.
B – Before
E – End
N – Note
But i dont have
Enough letters in
Name to make up anything funny jeff!
JEFFREY JIN
J: Just Normal
E: Egotistic
F: Funnier than you
F: Feel free to judge me
R: Really want this notebook
E: Excited to get a notebook
Y: You have the same name as me
J: Jiffy is a funny word
I: I am JEFF
N: Never have I done this before
thanks!
B – Banana Jam
E – Eadible Eye
N – Nicelicious Hat
N – Notebook is going to be mine?
Y – You’re right!
A
P erplexing
P artnership
L e Making
E lectronics
I couldn’t think of a useful verb for “L”.
Mysterious
Insomniac
Sometimes
Hungry for
Omlettes
CASH
RULES
EVERYTHING
AROUND
ME
N – nonstopnerds
I – ice
C – cool
E – elefant
F is for fields, upon which I lay
N is for notes, her perfume lingers all day
FN a place to keep the deamons at bay.
Somewhere
In
Nature
Bees
Are
Dying
C ragifaxer
A cher
T iemporotundy
S mopsh
I glootzin
B owvibe
L out
O J
N urv
Q ueereredefyed
U sboat
M tale
M – May
A – All
X – Xenophobic
F – Fellows
I – Instigate
S – Some
C – Creative
H – Holiday,
E – Ending
R – Rorret
I – In
S – Some
B – Brilliant
O – Opposite
S – Situations
S – Soon
Or something. What I mean to say is, it’s okay to be an orange.
K-Kookoo
A-artistic chalkbloardist
T-talented procrastinator
E-elaborate designer
Y-yicky stinker
B- Beatles
E- Enya
N- Nat king cole
J- Jeff Buckley
A- Arcade Fire
M- Miles Davis
I- Interpol
N- NSYNC
I – It’s become
A – apparent to Ian just
N – now
T – that writing good poetry is
H – harder than climbing Snowdon.
O – Oh dear.
M – My, oh my, his
A – ambitions of becoming the next Poe won’t ever
S – see light of day.
M-meticulously careless
O-optimistically doubtful
L-lethargically energetic
L-lovingly drab
Y-yielding opposer
B umblebees
E legantly
L icking
L ambert’s (Christopher)
E ars.
Uhm.
H-e
A-nd
I
K-now
U
Because
Only
Oriental
Orangutans
Own
Our
Ominous
Minds
F-ondling
I-nfants
E-quals a big
N-o-no
t ubular
e lephants
r adidadicaly
e ntertain
n ice
c himpanzies
e veryday
ha
Just
Imagine
Mackinaw Autumn
haha i’m not sure you’re eligible
A – Another
N – Notebook
D – Desiring
Y – Yahoo
L- lincoln
E- Enthusiastically
A- Answers for
H- Herpes
J ust
O wning
A
N ame’s
N ot
E nough (you must play with it too)
D – Dude
A – Awesome
N – gNarly
I – Incredible
E – Excellent!
L – Lackingfocus
K atastrophik
A ttic
T o
H onestly
R ush
I n
N ew
E xcitement
S – s’il
V – vous
P – plait
Could
Others
Usurp
Design
Artisan
Leadership?
E xtra –
R idiculous
I rrestistable –
K ool
Electrostatic
Insulators
Neurologically
Stimulate
This
Erudite
Individual
Nightly
B – broken shoelacen
A – after-wine headache
D – door unopenable minus keys
M – minus wallet too
O – orange juice container empty (still in fridge)
R – radio alarm unset last night
N – nose runny no kleenex. nose bleedy still no kleenex.
I – icy sidewalk makes falling and dropping breaky
N – no good excuse for lateness. (no happy boss)
G – giveaways can make things better…
maybe you can help.
A
L ittle
I ntrospective
C ause
I
A che
B-bold
E-example giver
N-Name most relate to Ben Hur
C – Christ almighty!
H – Holy crap!
R – Riffraff!
I – Icky!
S – Suffering succotash!
T – Tits Mcgee!
I – I’m gonna rage!
N – Naughty!
A – Aaaaaargh!
Jumping
Aboard
Means
Everyone
Survives
B – Be the
O – Object
O – Of my desire
O – Or be the desire
O – Of the
O – Object
O – Of
M – Mine.
L-Laugh if you think this poem is funny
O-Or
L-Love it if you think this poem is cool
I – Incredibly big
L – Luscious
I – Intense
K – Killer
E – Exploding
B – Breasts
O – Obtain
O – Outstanding
B – Body
S – Seduction
Forever
Indulging
Evolving
Love
Dies
Nonsense
Over
Talking
Eats
Sentences
Gone
Invisible
Visible
Ego
Awaits
Waits
Awake
You
Wondering
In
Naive
New age
Expectations
Revolt
s he
a te
n othing
d elicious
y esterday
Send
No
Accolades
Rewards
Et Cetera
Droning
Repulsive
Utterings
Matter
Meandering
Evil Space Alien
Gazed
At
Zords
Oh
Rad!
Dragonzord is best.
After
Crushing
Tentacruel
Ivysaur
Ventures
Across
The
Euramerica
Determined to be the best.
Sometimes
It’s
Miniscule.
Perhaps…
Like
It
Counts.
I
Think
Yes?
L ove
O ver
R esentment
R esumes
I mmediately!
V very
E electric
L loving
O octopi
C cuddling
O on
R rapped
A antlers
P putting
T things
O on
R rice
R – Ranidaphobia~fear of frogs
I – Ideophobia~fear of ideas
C – Cattisophobia~fear of sitting
A – Apeirophobia~fear of infinity
R – Rupophobia~fear of dirt
D – Dikephobia~fear of justice
A – Atelophobia~fear of imperfection
A – Always
A – Awake
R – Roaming
O – Orwellian
N – Nights
J – Jolly
E – Even
N – Near
N – Nice
I – Ivory
F – Frizzy
E – Elegant
R – Rakes?
F – Fun
I – Imagination
E – Everyday
L – Love
D – Drawing
N – Nature
O – Observing
T – Thinking
E – Eloquent
S – Scribbles
D – Devastating
R – Retired
E – Elderly
W – Whammy Bars
J – Just
A – As
C – Cats
K – Keel Over
S – Scarred
H – Hearts
A – Are
N – Not
A – Attainable
C – cunning like a fox
H – heroic
R – ramblin’ man
I – incognito
S – sex-deprived
T – twin personalities
O – organized
P – phosphorus
H – high and mighty
E – entering neverland
R – running from pirates!!
B – born to be
R – ruthless
U – un-cooperative
C – cynical
E – engaged
spam spam spam spam
pretending to work
eating taquitos from 7 eleven
never giving up
coudal partners do the advertising for field notes and it is awesome
everything they do is awesome
really, like, I’m serious
Last
Attempt
To
Enter
For once and for all
In my life I am going to make the
Effort to move ahead,
Launch my creativity beyond
Dreamland and into a
New reality. I’ve said this before
Only
This time I mean it.
Every small step will be towards
Something
Positive. The
Reality of the situation won’t stop me;
I’m going somewhere this time – a
Zenith if you will – the
Energy behind this push
Will move me
Into a
New realm of my future.
Now or never, for
Ever and ever, I’ll
Realize my future as an artist.
Frangipani
Abattoir
Yataghans
Ch ch ch chia
Has
An
Nteresting
Design
Like
Easy
Rice
Justice
sEes
itS
bitS,
piecE-meal
creep, Viral,
out of mAinstream
gardeniNg societies–
the space Between
straw hats Umbilically entwined,
thru incisoRs from wolves we forgot:
once our dearEst shadows, but shadows
are all bodies Now, and warm.
c – catatonic
h – hailing
r – reads
i – inferior to
s – substance
Shitting
In
Musics
Orifices
Numerously!
Catastrophic
Outcome?
We’ll
End
Like
Leeches!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
T-ricky
M-other
N-arrow
T-able
F-Frikkin
I-Ideal
E-Ergonomically
L-Lightweight
D-Dastardly
N-Notepads
O-Owning
T-The
E-European
S-Soul
J-jammin
O-omega
N-notanerd, wellmaybealittlebit
A-alpha
S-sarcasmisshit
Zero
Acceleration
Causes
Heresy
At
Race
Yards
Look, a little wretch
In a vintage jump
Suit, sitting on a stoop
There in Williamsburg. Will there
Ever be a day when directionless youth
Never sit on stoops, wearing 10 year old clothes?
Daringly
Ate
Veinti-uno (that’s 21, amigo)
Iced
Donuts
Maybe,
In
Later
Learning,
Ate
Really far too many donuts like how I added far too many words to the end of this sentence.
Sad
Unimpressed with life
Expecting to get the prize this time!
R-rad
A-anal
C-creepy
H-holy
E-entertaining
L-lovable
alison
loves
iambics
so much,
oafs are
nabbing her
Hall
Always
Loves
Lyrics
enflamed limbs
distract from
wombats who
attempt to
rapidly consume and
destroy the surroundings
L – loopy
A – aviary
U – universal
R – respite
E – every
N – night
Eventually
Buys
Every
Notion
L-livspired
I-intertwined
L-laughleupagus
Y-yellowulture
H- Hugs
A- Are
P- Positively
P- (a)Preciated
I- In
N- New
E- England
S- (e)Specially
S- (after the) Snow!
THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOW CLOSED. WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY.
Congrats to Joanne Kerrigan and Sally Hughes! You both win Field Notes prize packs!