22.04.10 by Jeff

Poketo Recycled Bag Giveaway!

My friends at Poketo joined forces with South Korea-based Eco Party Mearry to release a bunch of awesome bags, and I have two to give away! The bags are made entirely of recycled street banners from the streets of Seoul! Great idea!

poketo recycled street banner bags

Share a knock knock joke in the comments below. The best two get ‘em!


poketo recycled street banner bags

poketo recycled street banner bags

poketo recycled street banner bags

poketo recycled street banner bags

Winners will be announced Monday! Make sure you use your real email otherwise I can’t email you to tell you that you’ve won!





  • http://www.whatischatroulette.co.uk CjEggett

    Knock Knock,

    Who’s there?

    Objective Case Who?

    Wrong.

    twtter.com/cjeggett

    • Niki

      Knock, knock!”
      “Who’s there?”
      “9/11″
      “9/11 who?”
      “I thought you said you’d NEVER FORGET!”

    • http://www.facebook.com/ms.dee09 Daisy Le

      *Knock Knock*

      “Who’s there?”

      Chimmy.

      Chimmy who?

      Chimi- changa walla walla banga!

  • Corné

    Knock Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Bless!

    Bless who?

    I didn’t sneeze!

  • forrest

    knock knock

    who’s there?

    to

    to who?

    to whom .

  • http://twitter.com/badicalbeans beans

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Christian Slater
    Christian Slater, who?
    Christian Slater, MUSLIMS NOW!!!

  • chrissy

    Knock Knock,
    who’s there?
    Ya!
    Ya who?
    I didn’t know you were a cowboy!

  • Neil

    Knock Knock,

    Who’s there?

    LETS RIDE BIKES!!!!!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/lanabreedt Lana

    >jehovah walking ’round neighbourhood<

    Knock Knock.

    Shit happens.

  • MBBENNETT

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Doctor

    Doctor who?

    Word.

  • joey

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    please give me one of those bags

  • Fab

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Repeat.
    Repeat who?
    Who Who Who!

  • http://layne-arlina.blogspot.com/ layne arlina

    Knock Knock

    *Knock, Knock, Knock*

    “Hello, anybody there?”

    *sits reading Booooooom and admiring new Poketo bag, completely unaware of the knock knocking*

  • http://cutterspillow.blogspot.com Zhang

    Anyone partial to cats?

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Neil.
    Neil who?
    Neil down and pet this cat!!!!

  • http://www.jenecio.com jayneesh

    knock knock!
    who’s there?
    a little old lady.
    a little old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel.

  • Sanna

    Knock knock!
    Who´s there?

    The blonde swede that doesnt get the knock-knock-jokes..

  • http://acornsquash.tumblr.com Sarah Murphy

    bang bang!
    who’s there!?
    police
    police who?
    please just open the door, smartass.

  • rad

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mary.
    Mary who?
    Merry Christmas!

    xx

  • http://twitter.com/berithol BeritH

    KNOCK MOTHERF***ing KNOCK!

    Who’s There?

    A terrorist with his BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMb

  • RvS

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Champ
    Champ who?
    Champ poo your hair, it’s dirty

  • vesna

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    your cherry tree
    my cherry tree?
    cherry time!!!

  • http://facebook.com/kporter2. karl porter

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

    knock knock!
    who’s there?
    bare.
    bare who?
    bare arse!

  • Manuel Steinhausen

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    The.
    The who?
    This is my generation, baby

  • http://www.theportablebaby.com Laura Hamilton

    Who’s there..!
    Weevil
    Weevil who?
    Wee-vil, wee-vil, rock you. (Stomp, stomp, clap)

  • http://www.theportablebaby.com Laura Hamilton

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Spell.
    Spell who?
    OK, W_H_O.

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce!
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in!

    I have a 6yo son, I’ve got a million of these filed away in my brain. ;-)

  • Markus Howald

    Last person on earth is sitting in a chair and knitting.
    Knock, knock…

  • http://www.someperfectworld.tumblr.com Maya

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Philip Glass

  • http://cummingm.com Michael Cumming

    Love that Philip Glass one. : )

    Who’s there !
    Water !
    Water who ?
    Water way to answer the door !

  • agata

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Stefan!
    Stefan who?
    Stefan it quick before it bites me!

  • http://www.flickr.com/benjicluness Boo Clu

    *Knock knock*
    Who’s there?
    Nicholas.
    Nicholas who?
    Nicholas ladies shouldn’t climb trees.

    (Works when read aloud)

  • http://shitgoose.tumblr.com Jake Samways

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

    AHAR, HAR, HAR.

  • Harold

    •Knock, Knock.

    -Who’s there?

    •Mr Ed

    -Who`s Mr Ed?

    •Mr Ed,… Ed Vertisement

  • jamie miller

    knock knock
    who’s there
    Belize
    Belize who?
    Belize in yourself, you are amazing

  • http://cerebralexcrement.blogspot.com/ elissa c

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Hike.

    Hike who?

    The winter sunset
    Turns day into night too soon
    And the city sleeps

    (Haiku by me – more on my blog cerebralexcrement.blogspot.com)

  • Craig

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    No, cows go moo!

  • http://marciadefiore.com Marcia

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?

    Vaughn.
    Vaughn who?

    . . . Vaughn day my prince will come!

    • Karen

      I imagine this punchline read in a “Transylvanian” accent, i.e. “Vaughn day my preenz veel caaahm!”

  • Crystal

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Amish.
    Amish who?
    Aaaww I miss you too!

  • Crystal Floyd

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Your mom.
    Your mom who?
    You don’t know who your mom is?

  • kath

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Jo.
    Jo who?
    Jo mamma!

  • Glynnis

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Smell mop.
    Smell mop who?

    …. HA! get it?

  • http://binaryweave.com/bruno/ Bruno

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Jamaica.

    Jamaica, who?

    Jamaica me crazy with your knock-knock jokes!

  • becky

    used in chatroulette or smthng…

    knock knock
    whos there ?
    disco
    disco who?
    disconnected

  • kumquatsforall

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Woo.
    Woo who!

    I’m glad you’re excited.

  • edward cavazos

    knock knock
    whose at?
    panther.
    who fuck panther who?
    panther what you wear on you legth

  • Jibb

    Knock Knock
    /who’s there?
    Interrupting cow
    /Interrupting cow w..
    MOOOOOOOOO

  • http://www.morningbirdcollective.com Suzanne

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    KGB

    KGB Wh….

    (slap) KGB waits for noone!

  • Ashlee

    Who’s there !
    Figs !
    Figs who ?
    Figs the doorbell, it’s broken

  • Mariah

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Interrupting Feminist.

    Interru–

    That’s not funny.

  • http://www.whatischatroulette.co.uk CjEggett

    Afternoon, are we allowed two attempts?

    Another cracker:

    *Knock-Knock, Ding-Dong*

    “Who’s there?”

    Isabel

    “Isabel Who?”

    Isabel really necessary when you have a perfectly fine knocker?

    Twitter.com/cjeggett

  • Susan Larsen

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Madame.
    Madame who?
    Ma damn foot’s caught in the door!

  • http://www.garyb.ca gary b

    KNOCK KNOCK.

    who’s there?

    DWAYNE.

    dwayne who?

    DWAYNE THE TUB, I’M DWOWNING!

  • Satty

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Ahn Ausume

    Ahn Ausume who?

    Ahn Ausume Bag for you!

  • Magda

    *Knock-knock*

    “who’s there”

    “a woman”

    “what are you doing out of the kitchen”

  • Erin

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome!

    • magda

      Is that a WoW reference?
      WIN@!

  • http://www.deptm2.com Mike

    Knock, Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Boo

    Boo Who?

    Oh don’t cry it’s only me!

  • http://amandafiebing.com Amanda

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Hike.
    Hike who? A simple poem.
    This is not funny.

    *I particularly love the cat dedicated joke.

  • mora

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Hawaii
    Hawaii who?
    I’m fine, Hawaii you?

    My friend sometimes opens his band’s sets with this joke:
    Knock Knock?
    Who’s there?
    Anna
    Anna who?
    Anna one, Anna two…

  • mick

    knock knock

    who’s there?

    theezar

    theezar who?

    theezar hard to read.

  • http://pomosapien.tumblr.com tess

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    knock knock
    who’s there?
    knock knock
    who’s there?
    knock knock
    who’s there?
    knock knock
    who’s there?
    PHILIP GLASS

    • http://www.cloudform.com Bill

      I love this one! Very original.

  • michael

    Knock, Knock

    Who’s there?

    Who

    Who Who?

    I made you sound like an owl

    (think it works better in person)

  • Jim

    Knock knock

    Who’s there??

    Banana

    Banana who??

    Banana you glad I didn’t say Orange??

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/unidentifiable/ Martin

    “Knock, knock!”

    “Who’s there?”

    “Hitler”

    “Hitler, who?”

    “HITLER!”

  • http://www.ajavery.com Andrea Avery

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Alpaca!
    Alpaca who?
    Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

  • Kamron hazel

    . Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Sam and Janet
    Sam and Janet who?
    Samenjanet evening.

  • http://mollypark.me molly park

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Shelby.

    Shelby who?

    She’ll be coming round the mountain (in her hybrid, with her super cute new Poketo upcycled bag) when she comes.

    Happy Earth Day, friends!

  • http://twitter.com/katasaurusrex Kate

    *knock knock*

    Who’s there?

    House

    House who?

    It’s lupus.

  • Charlotte

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.

  • Droolin

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Thermos.
    Thermos who?
    Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this.

  • deado

    - knock knock
    – who’s there?
    – fangs
    – fangs who?
    – fangs a lot, [chomp] yr face is delicious

  • http://ynaffit_sun.livejournal.com Tiffany

    knock knock!
    who’s there?
    bisquick!
    bisquick who?
    bisquick , your pant’s on fire!

  • Chi

    KNOCK KNOCK!
    who’s there?”
    ACH
    ach-who?
    BLESS YOU!

    ..the interrupting cow is still my favorite one though :)

  • Tabitha

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    boo.
    boo who?
    why are you crying?

  • RORY

    Knock knock.
    Whos there?
    African.
    African who?
    African love those Poketo bags.

  • Lex

    knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Scold.

    Scold who?

    Scold out here! Let me in!

  • charlotte

    Knoc Knock
    Who’s there?
    Cash
    Cash who?
    No, I prefer peanuts.

  • Aaron

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Cowsays
    Cowsays who?
    Cow says Moo, not who!

  • http://www.amaliachimera.com Amalia

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Little boy blue.
    Little boy blue who?
    Michael Jackson!

    (Say it out loud if you don’t catch it. And I guess this is in poor taste now but it was my favorite knock-knock in high school/the only one I know now, so…)

  • Greci

    knock knock knock knockkkkkk

    who is thereeeeeeeeeee!

    me!

  • Aeryn

    Who’s there !
    Aardvark !
    Aardvark who ?
    Aardvark a million miles for one of those Poketo bags! :)

  • Nynke

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Grandpa.
    Well, your voice is too high, your not our grandma!
    I said grandpa you idiot pig.

    Eh, no one ever makes knock knock jokes here. I guess it’s an north american thing.

  • angie

    haha, this is my favorite knock knock joke to tell people. it’s kind of corny, it’s kind of cute, but oh well.

    first, you start out telling the other person to take their index finger and twirl it up in the air, and to continue doing this throughout the joke.

    person 1: knock knock
    person 2: who’s there?
    person 1: woo
    person 2: woo-hoo (while twirling finger in the air)

    ha.

  • max

    knock knock

    whos there

    crushing regret

  • Corinna

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Says!
    Says who?
    Says me, that’s who!

  • rosie

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Buddha
    Buddha who?
    Buddha this bread for me.

  • Cody

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s th–
    KANYE WEST!!!!
    Kanye, did’t you learn your lesson the first time?!?

    *I just made this up.

  • alexa

    knock knock,
    who’s there?
    panther.
    panther who?
    panther no panth im goin sthwimmin.

  • Matt

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Eyjafjallajökull

    Eyjafjallajökull who?
    ############
    #####################  ##### #########
    ######### ############ ######
    Eyj ############ ###########
    afjall
    ajökull

  • CONNIE

    ¿ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıן pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ƃuıʇןıʇ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʎɥʍ ˙ǝıuuoɔ sʇı
    ¿ǝɹǝɥʇ soɥʍ
    ʞɔouʞ ʞɔouʞ

  • Erin

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    to
    to who?
    to whom

  • Katy

    “Knock Knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “I ate mop.”
    “I ate mop who?”
    “You ate your poo? You’re gross!”

    *Zing!* :D

  • http://www.aprildoodles.com april_d

    (Start twirling your finger!)

    KNOCK KNOCK!

    (who’s there)

    WOO

    (woo hoo!)

    ;)

  • Chocolate_bob

    Knock Knock.

    Who’s there?

    English major.

    English major who?

    Would you like fries with that?

  • sarah

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    boo
    boo who?
    don’t cry just because this knock knock joke was so bad you won’t win

  • sarah|caitlin

    knock knock.
    who’s there?

    just a girl looking for a free purse!

    please get off my porch.

  • PS

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Aldus Hullable
    Aldus Hullable who?
    Aldus Hullabaloo over a recycled bag!

  • Tim

    Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Europe.
    Europe who?
    No I’m not, you’re a poo!

    *I somehow find this hilarious

  • http://junejewell.daportfolio.com/ june

    Knock Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Ruff.

    Ruff who?

    Ruff Ruff

    *scratches at door*

  • Erica

    Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Alpaca.
    Alpaca who?
    Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.

  • http://ferdinandcc.org/ Lester

    Knock knock!

    Who’s there?

    Hymen.

    Hymen who?

    Hymen the mood for pizza.

  • http://www.rubyreusable.com/artblog/ Ruby Re-Usable

    Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interupt…
    MOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

    uh, it’s funnier in person, but I REALLY REALLY want, no, NEED, a recycled Korean street banner Poketo bag, PLEASE just pick ME!!

    love, etc Ruby Re-Usable

  • Mina Park

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Pierre !
    Pierre who ?
    Pierre through the keyhole, you’ll see !

  • http://eddymumbles.tumblr.com/ mark

    knock knock

    whos there?

    rufus

    rufus who?

    the rufus is on fire

  • Josh

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    KGB
    KGB wh- *slap*
    WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS

  • http://www.cloudform.com Bill

    -Will you remember me in 2 years?
    –Yes
    -Will you remember me in 10 years?
    –Sure
    -Will you still remember me in 30 years?
    –Of course
    -Knock knock!
    –Who’s there?
    -You forgot me already!

  • Erin

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    commonna.
    commonna who?
    commoniwaanalaya!

  • http://www.cloudform.com Bill

    Knock kncok.
    Who’s there?
    PIcasso.
    Picasso who?
    Pablo, motherfucker.

  • Tina H

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Emma-pal Lip.
    Emma-pal Lip who?

    ….You have to do this one out loud.. but basically you make them say “I’m a pile a’ poo.” haha.

  • Michal

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting completely uncalled for.
    Interrupti-
    (Slap him in the face)

  • Fresh P

    Knock Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Me with a gun.

    get in the van!

  • http://www.jeffhamada.com/ jeffhamada

    so many of these are HORRIBLE – its making my decision easier haha

  • http://www.cloudform.com Bill

    Knock Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Salvador Dali.

    Salvador Dali who?

    Platypus.

    • http://www.someperfectworld.tumblr.com Maya

      Heheh.

  • Dan

    *Knock Knock*

    Who’s there?

    GOD

    God who?

    THOR

    … Crap dammit, the VIKINGS got it right!?

  • Adam Ross

    Knock, Knock

    Who’s there?

    Ammonia

    Ammonia who?

    Ammonia little kid!

  • k

    Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah person there who can open the door?

  • Kylie

    Knock, Knock! Who’s there? A designer. A designer who? A designer who would not touch your circa 1990s door and suggests you invest in a nice 60s or 70s piece.

  • Lucy

    knock. knock.

    who’s there?

    booooooom.

    booooooom who?

    it’s that damn cow again.

  • Eleanor

    Knock. Knock

    whos there?

    Cindy lou

    Cindy lou who?

    Ah you’ve seen the grinch too?

  • http://tomasquiroga.tumblr.com TOM

    *knock knock*
    -who’s there?

    (opens door)
    -oh, crap, a burning paperbag! (steps on it to put out the fire) oh… crap

    PD: loved the philip glass one -maya and me should get the bags- ;)

  • Ashley

    knock knock

    whos there?

    boo!

    boo who?

    awh. dont cry, i didnt mean to scare you.

  • http://www.ashamody.com Asha

    knock. knock.

    who’s there?

    Tree,

    I am going to save you!

  • Toree

    knock, knock.
    who’s there?
    duck.
    duck wh-
    *whack*

    knock, knock.
    who’s there?
    europe.
    europe who?
    no, you’re a poo!

    knock, knock
    who’s there?
    water.
    water who?
    WATER YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?

    (p.s. CAPS LOCK MEANS I’M YELLING!!!)

    want to know how to avoid retaded knock knock jokes?

    knock, knock
    uhh.. come in.

  • http://candyisdandy.tumblr.com/ Katie

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Heaven
    Heaven who?
    Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?

  • meaghan

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    who.
    who who?
    owls, where!?

  • Em

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Scott
    Scott who?
    Scott egg all over yer face!

    (Snoopy classic, if I remember correctly. Or maybe Garfield…)

  • Cassie

    knock knock!
    who’s there?
    interrupting cow.
    interrupting c–
    MOO!

    You know, before they get the whole response out. Hahaha :)

  • Christopher

    knock knock
    who’s there
    smell mop
    smell mop who
    i’d rather not.

  • Jennn

    KNOCK KNOCK?
    Who is there?
    Cargo.
    Cargo who?
    No, cargo VROOM!

    or

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Euripides
    Euripides trousers, you pay for them!

    or

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    9/11
    9/11 who?
    I thought you said you’d NEVER FORGET!

  • Jennifer

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    You know.
    You know who?
    Yup. ADAVA KEDAVRA!

  • Catherine

    knock, knock.
    who’s there?
    nobody.
    nobody who?
    ……………………………….

  • Michael

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Sonic.
    Sonic who?
    Sonic BOOOOOOOM!

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Brown-nose.
    Brown-nose who?
    Brown-nose whomever I need to, to win that kick-ass-cool Poketo bag!

  • Tom

    Knock, knock!

    Who’s there?

    old street banner

    old street banner who?

    Now I am a Poketo bag!

  • katie

    Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Europe.
    Europe who?
    No I’m not, you’re a poo!

  • http://soukdaphone.tumblr.com suki

    - knock knock
    – who’s there?
    – i at mop
    – i ate mop who?
    – you ate you’re own poo? you’re gross!

  • http://www.jeffhamada.com/ jeffhamada

    CONGRATULATIONS TO Droolin and Kate you are the winners of the Poketo bags!

    Droolin:

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?
    
Thermos.
    
Thermos who?
    
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this.

    Kate:

    *knock knock*
    Who’s there?
    House
    House who?
    It’s lupus.