Shoe Giveaway!

kim

i am not witty
but one thing is for certain
i can’t afford shoes

caitlin Murphy

I have these shoes
They have holes in them.
They suck a —-

James Boswell

offer of free shoes
how many syllables is
booooooooom anyway

Terence Lim

I’d love some new shoes
So this song I write for you
Clothe my naked feet.

Wingers

My old shoes are worn
I need new shoes to woo girls
I miss my old shoes…

http://www.addikted.net Marc

I don’t speak english
Je vais m’le faire en Français
Raboule moi les shoes

felix

i wanted some shoes
my comment about genitals got deleted
i’m at work

http://www.jeffhamada.com/ Jeff

it wasn’t deleted because you said penis, it was deleted because it wasn’t a haiku.
- G
  
  That is no haiku
  with or with out the penis
  such hypocrisy
- http://www.jeffhamada.com/ Jeff
  
  well played

Jana Vasiljević

I don’t know how many
syllables are in this haiku
damn english language

Joe Cooper

steps go up and down
except for when I am drunk
then they go sideways

wingers

My old shoes are worn
I need new ones to woo girls
I miss my old shoes…

http://www.salvatron.com Salvatron

wet leather jacket
one bottle of jack daniels
stubbed out cigarettes

Benny

Walk around in snow, suddenly it feels warm , pee

http://www.artung.fr marie

boots in winter – no
flip flops in summer – yes
butt kicked all-year long

Andrew Sutton

Season of goodwill,
Oh, wouldn’t it be a thrill,
To have a new heel.

Seb

Hey Mister Jeff,

Are you allowed to give you haiku’s titles?

http://www.jeffhamada.com/ Jeff

sure!

noitan

don’t have much to eat
potato chip sandwiches
shoes might be tasty

http://flavors.me/letitia Letitia

Oh, pair of Zig-Zag,
Make me shake a leg or two!
Change my color blue.

marta

don’t want anymore
my boots of spanish leather
i want to try yours

Matter

Purple Unicorns
Dashboard Melting Pot of Shame
Help Me, I’m Insane

Brian Rush

What you get when you
cross poetry and footwear
The answer: Haishoes!

eran

look outside jimmy
now look at your reflection
are you blind jimmy?

http://www.naazsedilix.blogspot.com/ naaz

Zig Zag statusfoe
boom booom boooom boooom booom boooom booooom
you ampersand me

http://koneneito.tumblr.com Rita

i walk home barefoot,
if your shoes disappear
you know you had fun

http://www.lukasricharz.com lukas

Footsteps, eyes up high
nothing else but the ice truck
chewing gum.

Seb

One Mary Poppins
Didn’t think of haiku’s, while
Singing “atrocious” songs.

Heidi Tang

Oh! They ate my feet!
My feet are now inside them.
More hungry Haikus…

http://theobvious.wordpress.com olga

suppose you read this
and it’s funnier than some
what’s in it for me?

Andrew P.

This is super rad
I think this is rather neat
Give me some shoes, please

Leonel Davalos

This is pretty cool,
what should I make the Haiku
about? Does BOOOOM sound good?

Caitlyn

Gimme Gimme Shoes
No I don’t sound like Britney
Status Foe is ace

Colleen Earle

I didn’t wear my
Shoes today. My feet were cold.
My shoes are not cool.

http://www.lukasricharz.com lukas

(whoops, missed something)

Footsteps, eyes up high
nothing else but the ice truck
chewing gum killer.

Caitlyn

i am surprised
at the amount of people
that don’t read the rules

http://www.krywoof.com Shanna

Hey give me the shoes please man
You’d been doing my feet a favor
Smooth operator

http://pinsandneedleshandmade.blogspot.com Stephanie

Dappled sandy path
Leaves crunching under my feet
Socks shift. Ouch! Blister.

tisa

dear, look at the shoes
and now i am so confused
i’m writing nothing

Liam

How good would it feel
to walk in new shiny shoes,
I wittily won.

http://fantastiquememoiresfromtheouterspace.blogspot.com/ Isadora

my boyfriend needs these
for his darn feet smell like cheese
help us pretty please

Alex

The small child sings loud,
He wants a new pair of shoes,
“blue shoes, red” he chants.

tyler jenkins

this broke ass nigga,

needs some them fresh kicks,

my feet be streaking.

Kumasan

Too tired for haiku.
I’m not sure I can do this.
Oh! Hey! Look at that!

http://www.fabulousrice.com Fabrice

Quand je pense à toi
Ma paire de chaussures rougit
Tralala pouet pouet

Ardylles

twenty-nine cent stamp?
that’s a dollar eighty five
thank you, come again.

http://heyhega.blogspot.com genoveva hega d.m.

christmas time is near
i have to know how it feels
to rock with new shoes

http://brianoaster.tumblr.com Brian O.

I’ll give you more than
Seven pairs of syllables.
Do you have fourteens?

Mark

Man, I need some shoes
For potential interviews
Jobless and barefoot

Alastair

All these submissions,
will without doubt highlight that,
mine is half hearted.

Stu

shoe 101
laces in eyeletes
one left and one right

Aidan Volkofsky

oh white ones look nice!
is size 12 too big or good?
if not i can change…

http://huppacups.blogspot.com/ huppacups

once i’d forgotten my shoes at home.
strange day.

Stu

haiku do do
do push pineapples
shake the tree
(that didn’t really work if I’m entirely honest)

cesar

startled by the light
my feet are sexy bitches
cover up hussies

Christobal

How do I make it.
I speak of a funny haik…
for real, I need shoes.

Andrés

I don’t know how to
count syllables in english.
Saludos, Andrés.

Jason

Gonna tear you down
Underneath your just a clown
Or are you a goose?

charlie

my girl likes to par
ty all the time, party all
the time, party all…

martin

me.
want.
shoooze.

RebeccaH

My body trembles
Not because you smiled at me:
Snow on my bare feet.

richelle

dont really need shoes
just need to be pretentious
oh yes–a haiku!

jade

in winter it’s cold
pretty shoes warm my feet up
then they look cosy

Georgi

My friend is writing
She left with a stupid man
But I don’t miss her

http://www.nelleparedes.com nelk

please give me a pair
’cause my toes are peeking out
my old, worn sneakers

JACOB

shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
shoes shoes shoes, shoes shoes

Hazim

I need those shoes
Zig-Zag for girlfriend
gratitude sex for me.

http://lint99.wordpress.com Stacey Holder

New shoes are pennies.
Pennies fall out of old shoes.
Old shoes become zen.

http://peterpatterpeter.blogspot.com Peter

So i was running
Late for class but had to stop
I got a stiffy.

http://wmnw.tumblr.com William

four hours awake
dreaming takes the pain away
why did you leave me?

Carol

Snow under my feet
Frozen toes and soaked soles
Man, I need those zig-zag shoes

http://www.anniecarbo.com Annie

Wind between the trees
Far from civilization
Internet is slow

Gary

Did I win before? No.
I’m not bitter, I swear it.
SHOES NOW! Goddamnit.

lieven

astronaut drive-in
homegrown vegetables tiger
dishwasher mousepad

http://www.flickr.com/photos/layla_t/ leah Thornton

zigzag shoes are neat
but they are for a boys feet
i am not a boy

Marc

boom, shake, shake, explode.
your cool green handmade grenade,
will paint the whole world.

SonyMakkaroni

white and cold
red and blue –
barefooted

Jeff W

Boo ooo oom speaks art
Grey mountains frown in background
Why do i choose Junk! ?

miss.gracki

i would like to say
i have never won a thing
so please, and thank you.

Ansley

Haiku’s make high-tops
Come off as majorly cool
I make them cooler.

Japanese writings
can be funny but high tops
replace a worn soul.

I love your high tops
So much that i wrote more than
Than I meant to…oops!

Mos Cruz

Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.

http://yb-y.com Yoseff

Laced with style
Above only these soles
Happy feet shall be

Nathan kirk

happy feet happy people
zig zags are the happiest
things to put on feet

Leanne

Used to be size ten
then my toes were severed off
Now I wear a nine

Haley Jones

pickles fit in shoes
bubblegum ice cream would too
i like both of those

Justin

I see you driving
’round town with the girl I love
And I’m like “Haiku”

Cassie

win!

http://www.soundcloud.com/igorimbu Igor Imbu

Today I walk bare
My feet touch cold floor, so sad
New shoes would save me

http://scenetoronto.ca Chitra Chhouk

Shoes i don’t care for
A haiku I really do
Mister Booooooom Bastic

Marie Anne

Mr.Boombastic, telly fantastic LOL

http://www.nylondip.com nicool

kittens wear no shoes
their paws are truly golden
i’m not so lucky

http://www.morningbird.nl Morningbird

The best feeling in the world is
when the shoes you like
likes you back

Timothy

I’m not japanese,
But I’d really like some shoes,
So here’s a haiku.

Demetri Falkos Espinosa

Haiku haiku barf
Sorry, I’ve been sick lately
Gimme them fine shoes

naked.

I am quite naked.
Seriously. I’m naked.
Right now. No clothes on.

alsie parks

bare feet are for me
but some dank shoes could compete
already skipping

http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/cde8dd943bf8e47797f4bf5e0e795333.png Summer Jones

Long walk outside day
my toes said brrrr! my, my, brr!
snow cold man, shit brrr!

http://tetrismagic.blogspot.com/ Julian

i can never win
any pretty giveaways
hope this haiku changes things

jon

no job and no shoes
birthday on the horizon
girl got me a clown

http://goingncircles.tumblr.com/ Ryan Johnson

Rain runs rapidly
The people scatter like ants
Oh no! He has Raid

NOEL NEGRON

When I was your age
We wore shoes made of paper
I’ll take the black ones

http://www.wordsofkekunang.blogspot.com anna

i need to confess
sorry for my bad haiku
but i want that shoes!!!

http://www.deptm2.com mike m

I was asked to write
a haiku a witty one
snuffleupagus

Logan G

zig zags are awesome
they would make my feet comfy
I’m a broke student

ian

At the train station
Boom for the relaxation
Midnight marauders

James

Need shoes in Africa can you send.

Alice

white shoes
they get dirty fast
size six

Christophpher

Shoe sits on a shoe
shoe shack sean the shoelace-shoe
sho.. sho.. shooo.. AASHOe.

http://taylorlong.tumblr.com Taylor

I would be happy
to walk a mile in your shoes
so give them to me.

Jessie

My small shoe-box house
Not much space to swing a cat
Room on my feet though

http://www.kylomoonguts.com Kylo

My old shoes smell bad
and girls don’t like that too much
This is my only hope

http://dothejerk.wordpress.com/ mark

dude, what are those things
sticking out from your pant legs?
your feet? cover them!

http://sdbeats.com SD

I’m a producer
Broke from trying to create art…
‘least I’ll look the part.

Christina

I DON’T NEED YOUR SHOES!
GIVE THEM TO EVERYONE ELSE!
(My voodoo mind trick.)

http://goodbyemisery.tumblr.com Nathan

My friends spent a month
Writing Facebook statuses
In haiku. It sucked.

Peter

Shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
Shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes
Shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes.

Maxime

I’m French-Canadian
Je ne pourrai trouver sens,
私はただ俳句をつづることができません!

Tommy Pedersen

shoes, shoes, shoes
give me the blues, blues, blues
I mean shoes ….. give me ….!?

Drop it!

http://tecolotl.com Stephanie Blair

I wish I had a
super-conductive seafoam
dinosaur crystal.

Becky

friends skip my birthday
playing the sympathy card
please love me long time

Shannon

The ability
to acquire shoes with style
such as these? PLEASE!! ME!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/little_lido/ Lido Pimienta

Christmas jingles or Christian hymns
Like picking between
Drinking your pee or eating your shit

http://www.artic.edu/~amort Anna

entering contests
something i do a lot
on jeff’s booooooom dot com

http://cooliado.blogspot.com victoria

Haikus in english
but haiku’s japanese
universal shoes

http://www.artic.edu/~amort Anna

i’m so embarrassed
i don’t know how to count well
can i try again?

Cody

never say never
movie tickets for christmas
and a chia pet

xanderpants

Help me, Obi-Wan
Our most desperate hour
You’re my only hope

Andrew

The Sodomy Guard

The stinky brown smear
on my underwear, looks like
angry face of bear

EricaWeiner

I got Xmas blues…
No one’s got a clue, poo poo.
Flying home soon. Yesss.

Lee

The one by XANDERPANTS needs to win so bad : )

Jesse W

shoes, oh my god shoes
the video expresses
my love for…..condams

http://colinpinegar.com colin

“You are what you eat”
and so after the breakup
she’s right, I’m nothing.

http://ingrounddwelling.wordpress.com/ rhys

being young is sweet
lack of money reigns supreme
so chuck me some shoes

germstodd

When shoe shopping, Keep
In mind, The bigger the foot,
The bigger the feat.

http://jenecio.com Jeremy

I wear a size 10
Most brands have weird sizes though
I hope these fit me

and now to come up with a haiku

Laura T

We hold these soles to
be self evident… all sneakz’
ain’t made no equal.

Adrian

i will step boldly:
no heteronormative
shoe wearing forthwith!

kristin v

My feet are naked
New kicks are superb
Wet feet really suck

Steve

climate change today
who’s carrying the burden
it’s my feet once more

http://10poundportraits.co.uk Kate

I met a man; Stan,
his nature was Afghani,
Yes! Afghanistan.

Joel

I write haikus well
There’s just one problem I have
I don’t always understand how many syllables are supposed to go on each line

David

I am hungover
Was at a christmas party
I want the black ones

http://arpe-mediocrity.blogspot.com/ michael m

help me i have just
40 minutes to make my
entire life happen

http://tdurbano.tumblr.com Tyler Durbano

sister woke me up
playin a sweet guitar sound
i love bein home

http://www.buenostyle.com Christi

little blue booties
I believe they have my name
written on them, thanks

http://alexandroid.tumblr.com Alexandra

picky i am not
i’ll take red, white, blue, or black
all the shoes are hot

Chris

Concentrating on
Haikus, exam tomorrow
Could use some new shoes

http://www.dailymotion.com/petranavokov petranavokov

lo diga o no
amo esos zapatos
translated yet

http://davidisrestless.com davidisrestless

I am Chuck Noriss
I round house kick some faces
Protect my feet please

http://subfauna.com Edith

Sifu wanted shoes
Yeti said fee-fi-foe-fum!
Wham! Holy Sifu!

–

Cassie

One pair, please, in white
The perfect canvas for a
Starry sky at night

Brennan W

Winter is so cold
Trudging around in old shoes
Wish I had some Zig Zags

http://www.recklesslolita.tumblr.com elizabeth boom

black leather shoes
i’ll never let you
step in poo

http://vimeo.com/ellisbahl Ellis

One time I wrote a
Haiku for a pretty girl.
She was not impressed.

marketa

pancakes are yummy
we should eat them for breakfast
and try not to puke

Evan Hopkins

Zig-zag, jump, and spin
Cringe my toes to grasp the soles…
There go my shoes again

Evan

Errr, I’m failing, just change the last line to “there they go again”

Max

I cut off my feet.
These shoes would make nice new feet
if stuffed with foot meat.

Travis

These shoes are my chance
to become an Indie King
No more thrifting. Thank God.

http://graceyzhang.blogspot.com Grace

i like shoes a lot
too bad my wallet does not
“hi my name is grace”

Aubrey

diaper I repaid
stressed was saw desserts
gateman nametag

http://davidkantrowitz.blogspot.com/ David

if shoes had feelings
they’d probably cry a lot
and call me “monster”

Jesseline G.

This one is titled “Commercials”.

i love to hate you
when you disturb my viewing
so now i will pee.

Thanks for the chance to win kick-ass shoes!

Kasey

Play online scrabble
With hopes to improve my game
God damn it, still lost.

emily

to write a poem
in seventeen syllables
is very diffic-

forrest

grapefruits swarmed the beach
“just keep your head down and run”
the tree, not the honey

Ellis

In some instances,
shoes are helpful. But, not when
the floor is lava.

josh

I would wear these shoes
When I visit my parents
Lie about my job

Ching

Shoes smell like onions
Status Foe no Doctor Scholls
Yes goodbye bunions

http://helkarava.com helkarava

The shoes are useless
But sometimes my foot hurts me
So i look my dick

http://iamusergenerated.com James

Hamada and Foe
givin’ away kicks, steps and sole
#want Black Leather Low

germstodd

I need new sneakers.
That’s hard to admit, But if
The shoe fits, Wear it!

http://flickr.com/waltermassacre walter petrichyn

broken social scene
is what im playing right now
cananda rock woot!

Jamie McMullen

William Butler Yeats
get on that writing craft chap
my shoes bleed black ink

Kelvin Poon

Slip on or slip off
comfort guides my smelly toes
leads me to my sole

NCIK

We should write limericks.
They are much more humorous.
And easy to write.

Benjamin woodcock

never win anything
but shoes would be very very nice
please keep my feet warm

germstodd

While googling shoes,
I was led to boom. At last!
No more sole searching!

alexander

i eat happy meals
and yet i am sad; their name
is so misleading.

germstodd

A witty haiku,
That is properly written,
Will be a shoe-in!

http://www.loganlape.com Logan

Writing a haiku:
Start with an inspiring thought,
like that which I lack.

Paul Horton

Wearing cool new shoes
would be such a luxury
Oh what would I do

William Alexander

My name is will ‘n
Some new shoes would be ill’n
Kim Jong’s a vill’n

Anne

“Girl shoes too small”

Fickle feet feel cramped
Size 10 squish pink pinky toes
I am a girl, dilemma.

http://aiginlarki.blogspot.com aigin larki

status foe booooooom game
would be nice to have red shoes
internet fun time

leelz

Material things
Are, for real, all I dream off
Shoes please? K thanks bai!

Tatiana P

Lets go back in time
Woah look at the dinosuars
Time machine broken

http://www.anzasaurus.blogspot.com Anza Jarschke

Sugar in the Raw.
There is a lot of sugar.
Equal. Sweet ‘n’ Low.

Aubrey

In sunny Florida
We don’t only wear flip-flops
We like fly kicks too

Christopher

it’s your feet she said
they are haphazard, poems
with aimless rhythm

aaavila

My Tophers Crying
Hes a dog Obsessed with food
Topher-Gopher SIT!

Douglas

“Literarily Bare”

moby’s deck shoes sank
the last of the moccasins
scarlet leather soles

oprescu florina

the wind blows today
the leaf saw it coming…yes
don’t wait for that day

Sarah

what to say to you…
to convince you.. I want these..
I’d trade my sister..

Sarah

I dip it. I shake.
I let the booty bake ….but..
I do need new shoes..

Mark

Jef-fers Hamada
Crisp fab Honda Miata
Wait it is Mazda

Sarah

what’s wrong with this world?!
can’t a girl get some new shoes…
just one pair… for free?!?

Sarah

I will not lie.. nope.
I’m horrible at haikus.
But I want some SHOES!!

http://www.ugooh.tumblr.com ugooh

Can be in spanish?

Mark

Boo ooO oOOO oOOOO BOOOOOOOOM
BOOM seven more times says haiku
and Sean at Foe Sho’

Kate Humphreys

milk milk lemonade,
I drink them up everyday.
juice a lemon cow.

http://www.neonology.ca Jian Pablico

“Peepin’on Status Foe’s Website”

Grey Low Tops for me
Black Chukkas hide my ankles
Don’t care if their New!

http://brainruction.tumblr.com/ weliveinlove

I won’t write about
Shoes, ’cause everyone else has
Oh whoops, I did too

wren

one thing is that i
am so very fond of these
stubby little things

(thaaaaaaanks jeff)

tom

cousin wore my shoes
foot fungi is contagious!
my feet cry for new

Mark

My stylist is
Bunk for sure no steez at all
So where I get Swag?

http://brainruction.tumblr.com/ weliveinlove

Haikus are not songs
Well, not most of the time. Er.
I wrote two haikus.

brooke

hot tea sunshine woes
paint under my toes oil based
booooooom me some clean feet

Matt

Sock’s socks kiss the street
Shield my feet from the gross street
No poop on my feet!

dan rawdgers

haiku’s are really
syllable eating monsters
five seven five yumm

david robinson

A shoe with no sole
Is like a soul with no shoes
Wait–no it is not

Juan Carlos

my friend told me to participate in this
i read all of you, im “trying to make sense”

—->>> ( I want this SHOES to walk here, in XALAPA VERACRUZ )

http://www.domesticday,wordpress.com Sherrie

Haikus are not fun
Syllable counting painful
My brain is fried Thanks

http://leheurtoir.tumblr.com/ Léo

The Red out the roots
Quick! I need shoes for the grave
But gone are the roots

Janette

Cold feet in winter
Pedicurist’s worse nightmare
Frostbite ain’t pretty!

Zipeng Zhu

First time heard Haiku,
Sounds pretty cool and awesome,
Shoes make it better!!!

Jesse Wilcox

If only I knew,
How to write a damn haiku
Maybe I could win.

Shea Kennedy

Today made koolaid
My face puckered in disgust
Forgot the sugar…

Simon Fahlström

yo, dawg. like haiku?
put “haiku” in the haiku
read it when you read

Niko

Yes! X to the Z baby!

Tango Campbell

Hot Sean Status Foe
I will tell all I know
Or give me the shoes

imogen

boom boom bo
santa is here, cracked
broke the shed

crstalmarie

Here I am on Booooooom
Trying to make a Haiku
To win me some shoes

Mitch

I idolize those
who are stoned and exploring
the intricate god.

niki

if i win this thing
my friends will think i am cool
that is all i want

Ryan

I need not want not,
just to tie knots child play
romance, sail away

Susana

is these shoes i need?
what a wonderful offer
oh yes that poptart

Rob

shoes i probs won’t win,
good for someone bad for me,
fuck i’ll just steal some

Annika

A boy meets a girl.
She finds out he’s a robot.
They make sandwiches.

This one isn’t mine, but I’ll share it for enjoyment:
The panda is shot
in the occipital lobe.
What a nice bathrobe
(credit goes to Stephen with a PH)

Kat

to paint a picture
is ugly as perfection
serious business

http://www.kingtexas.net Texas

i am a woman,
things are bigger in texas,
except the bushes.

dillon kogle

my mom helped with this
she’s never done a haiku
hi ho hidey ho

Evan

final entry:

To be fair with you
I’ll just trade the shoes for booze
and/or prostitutes

Kurtis

adorable girl
tattooed she works the shoe store
and i’ve no more soles

Owen

go to bed with an
itchy butt and the next day
your finger smells bad

Kyle

shoes shoes, what I need
my feet so cold from the breeze
i may have dim sum for lunch