09.12.11 by Jeff

Poler Napsack Giveaway #2

Here we go again, we’re giving away the second (of four) Napsacks by Poler, leading up to Christmas! So who wants this one?

Poler Camping Stuff Booooom Giveaway napsack

polerstuff napsack

If you would like to win the second Napsack, tell me what you would name it, in the comments below!

(This one is limited to North American residents)

I’ll pick a winner on Friday!

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  • http://www.andrewriggins.com Andrew Riggins

    CuddleBug!

    • http://www.seedrevolver.com Nina

      “Fatty” or “Polar Monkey”

  • Steph L.

    I would name mine Zeus!

  • nigel

    I will name him floyd, and i will wear him and love him and be cozy.

  • http://www.marialouceiro.tumblr.com Maria do Carmo

    Cuddly

  • http://cargocollective.com/vsepetov Vlad

    Porta-Sleeping Bag

  • Gracie Cannell

    Say hello to ‘Mr. Cosy.’

  • http://about.me/vanessadtam Vanessa T

    I’d name it Ryan Gossling. So I can say that i’m working/sleeping with Ryan Gosling :O

  • Chris

    gregory muffinsack

  • http://wwwhtttps.tumblr.com Estefano Pilonieta

    -goon cacoon

    -metapod

    -iPod nano

    -sleeping bag dress

    – i dont care i want one

    -its never that cold in florida

  • http://www.benjaminfweaver.com Ben

    Stand/Sleep/Sack.

  • http://www.blossommayaphotography.co.uk Michael Kirkham

    Nifty Nap McCracksack

  • Alex

    I would pretty much name it Cat-Banana-Stuff-Sack.

  • Lara B

    Hey Jeff!

    Couldn’t pass this one up – polar knapsacks blow my mind.

    If I won the orange one, I’d name it “Fred” and of I won the black one, I’d name it “Gregory” – names of amazing pets I have known over the years. And since I don’t have any at the moment, “Fred” and/or “Gregory” would be the next best thing.

    Hope you have an awesome Christmas!

    Lara B.

  • Whitney land

    I would name it Beebo!

  • Conrad

    “that nasty sleeping bag thing that Conrad wears everywhere.”

    • http://www.blossommayaphotography.co.uk Michael Kirkham

      Yes mate!

  • http://Regalbear.com Drew

    Awesome town.

  • http://about.me/matthew.platte Matthew Platte

    Just so you know, I never win these dang contests so I just went ahead and bought one of them for my sweetie. Proof? You want proof!? Here ya go: http://wwwapps.ups.com/WebTracking/processRequest?&tracknum=1z4237470355819089

    • http://www.jeffhamada.com/ Jeff

      hahaha a gold star for you sir! i would like to think this website would be around long enough for every single person who has ever entered a giveaway to actually win – thats the plan anyways

  • Kieran

    I would name it Dave and pretend I’m a Kubrickian astronaut and walk real slow and say “Open the pod doors”

    • chrissy burd

      This is hilarious!

  • http://www.thewerehaus.com Steven

    Gossamer, for the orange one.

  • Alhen

    Alhen wants one!

  • Austin

    Doombringer 7000

  • chrissy burd

    Take a nap in this sack, or don’t, maybe cook breakfast in this versatile ensemble sure to be your go-to garb when nothing else seems to do the trick!

    I would name it Sally, and treat it like a best friend.

  • http://eosphor.us Jrsquee

    I’d call it my “SOFT COFFIN”.

  • Nadine

    i`m a little girl from stuttgart germany…workin on the computer….during the night….freezing…and wearing a loooooot of clothes while i`m working at home…..
    this wonderfull and ingenious peace of clothing would make my working life so much better and warmer ^_^

  • http://www.flickr.com/thecuttingroomfloor Katie Dureault

    i would call it ‘snoochie’ so when people ask why i named it that i can say “because that’s what my mom used to call vaginas when i was little”, then i would zip it all the way up and wiggle away without waiting for a response.

  • http://www.shopgoldmine.com Lesli Wood

    S N U G G L E U P A G U S

    I would have to shake it upside down to get my chihuahua out of it every morning~!

  • http://cmauers.blogspot.com/ Chris

    I need it. I’m freezing.

  • http://paweldudko.blogspot.com Paul D

    me-warmie-mah-girlie-even-warmier :)

  • http://natalyalobanova.blogspot.com natalya

    hahaha i’d name it natsack because it sort of sounds like my name and therefore a sack for me but also it sounds like nutsack so when i say ‘where’s my natsack’ it will lead to hilarious misunderstandings when people think that i’m just mispronouncing ‘nutsack’

  • Alyse

    I would call it the Marsupium

  • http://keraleda.tumblr.com kera leda

    Regina Warmbelly the Care Bear.

  • Matt H

    My instincts are to go with Bill Murray, but I think for obvious reasons, Mr. Staypuft is slightly more applicable.

  • Jessie

    ‘the sleepwalker’

    • Scotty

      winner

  • http://www.rideontop.ca Britt

    Orange-ya-glad-I’m-Your-Nappy

    mmmm nom nom so cozy

  • roger

    radagascar

  • kc

    i would name it Natalie Portman. because who doesnt want to sleep inside of her?!

  • Alex

    It’s name shall be righteous wizard sack.

    • Sasha

      My actual sleeping bag is bright orange and the model is actually called “Merlin.” It’s my righteous wizard sack.

  • Jack

    I would call it Sunday Morning

    cuz that comfy is easy like sunday morning

    • Jack

      and that’s probably when I’d use it the most

  • http://about.me/matthew.platte Matthew Platte

    Sleestack the sleepsack

  • Kyle Elderhorsy

    name it “Swaddle N’ Waddle”

  • http://katieanello.com katie

    If the colors are either orange or black, after Halloween I would call mine ‘ween’

  • Andrea

    I don’t know why I’m admitting I’m a pathetic person, I guess I just really want this…

    After becoming recently single and feeling a little lonely, I was cuddling up on the couch with the coziest warmest blanket. I muttered “this blanket makes being single ok, it is better than a boyfriend” half jokingly to my roommate. From that point on we referred to the blanket as “the boyfriend blanket” and we’d take turns holding it when watching movies or whatever. Sadly, my friend and I no longer live together and she took the blanket when she left.

    So I guess I would name the Napsack “the boyfriend”.

    I can’t believe I just typed that. I am so lame.

    • http://www.jeffhamada.com/ Jeff

      this is the one to top

      • Sasha

        The ATM always messes up at my favourite breakfast spot. The waitress has taken to calling it “Bruce,” her ex-husband.

  • chanel maha

    claptrap sleepsac

  • Casey Daisey

    Sir Nappy The Second

  • Asa kay

    Von dinkleberg for in case i poop myself

  • Amanda T

    Herman

  • Jacob

    I would name it Jacobpod one.

  • http://terrahlindsay.blogspot.com Terrah

    Alpine Tuxedo

  • Mimo

    Charlotte… Name of my niece… I miss her. Her mom and dad moved to the states and took her!
    CHARLOTTE!!!!!

  • Sasha

    The (Traveling) Wilbury.

  • Seth P.

    Slawson

  • http://www.joaocruzportfolio.com João Cruz

    Second Skin

  • toastrander

    WALDO.

  • http://russellgoldenberg.com Russell

    I would name it ‘My Real Birthday Suit.’

  • Chris

    I’d call it my cocoon. Man, you wouldn’t have to get dressed or sleep in a bed with this thing. I can’t decide if that’s awesome or disgusting.

  • http://slavadelic.tumblr.com Dessi

    ‘limbless tango’

  • Christopher Vicente

    i’d call mine Creasy Bear.

  • Luis

    The Living Bag.

  • http://dullbulb.blogspot.com Alicia

    Honestly I think the person who said “Soft Coffin” should win, but I think I would name the black one “Henry Bemis” from the Twilight Zone episode.

  • MadtHugz

    My Prairie-dogger. If you don’t get it….take a longer look at the second image.

  • Harry

    Bookaka Joe

    Shelprock Goldstein

    Muffy McMuffin face

    President Barack Obama Jr.

    Linus, you jealous bastard

    Fufflepoop

    The Koo Koo Kacoon

    Bob

  • Dayne

    He shall simply be called, Yuki

  • Josh

    M. Nap Shyamalan; The one Shyamalan whose ending won’t let me down.

  • http://anewheart.us Quinn Ballard

    Her name would be Connie the Cocoon.

  • Sam Lillard

    Transportable Refuge Emitting Vibes Of Radness

    Trevor.

  • http://louietheband@hotmail.com Indrek

    daily calypso!

  • http://liisakruusmagi.weebly.com liisa

    kombenasioon

  • Franchesco Ramos

    The ecstasy of a napsack
    Now can I get my beautiful warm awesome napsack while I film my movies :)

  • http://www.flicker.com/suemeetsoo Sue Kim

    COCOON!!

  • ellen

    oh man, my brother showed me this the other day and i would be the best sister ever if i won this and gave it to him for christmas!

  • ellen

    so i’d name it deer babies…

  • Tea

    The Sleepwalker. Capitalization is Mandatory.

  • Ryan

    - the supervillain

  • Arnel

    Human Empanada!!!

  • Jenna

    laika. the end.

  • john

    flintstone ice age.

  • evan

    I’d name it Franklin

  • Christina in Eugene

    cocoon-o-mine =)

  • http://www.nylondip.com nicole

    I’d name it Nicoozy!

  • http://emilyjhan.co.cc/ emilly j

    puff suit

  • James Rothman

    Wrap City

  • http://annavictrola.com Anna

    JoJo Wafflefuzz.

  • Paul Trussler

    Sweat-sac
    or sweat-bag
    or
    Chod primo’s sweat-bag

  • http://oui-cest.ca Dougal

    the pickle jar

  • sgs

    Po’ pitiful me

  • Justin brown

    Lazy Log Warmer

  • Jacob

    Boooooomsakalaka!

  • joseph

    tote-scrote

  • Lore

    ooo ooo pick me!!

  • Lore

    I would name him robert

  • Adrienne

    well, the orange one has to be Kenny of course!

  • http://letitgrowart.wordpress.com Craig Budovitch

    I would name her “Sleeping babe”

  • gerry

    Since most of my stuff with names come from Disney movies, we’ll stick to that and call this guy Tod (if it’s orange) from my childhood fave Fox and the Hound.

  • Shane Knecht

    Admiral Ackbar!

  • Tristan

    Iggy-fluff

  • TK

    frodo sleep-baggins

  • weston

    i’d call it the swagsack, then wear it to the nearest urban club and get twerked on all night.

  • Trevor

    Jolly Roger!

  • http://www.olliejarman.co.uk ollie

    comfy condom. Obviously.

  • http://kikipeeters.nl kiki

    Tortoro

  • Claire

    This nap sack just seems like a Benji to me

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1061856745 Daniel Hirunrusme

    Foreskin

  • http://departingmoo.tumblr.com imogen

    Rollsten. smooth and casual. perfect!

  • JOE

    Schnooks

  • Sean VanderEnde

    Mr Pajama

  • Felix

    “sleep-where-you-drop sack”

  • http://hhex.tumblr.com Danielle

    nappy

  • syd

    poler recap

  • agnetha kasseberg

    I will call it “my teddybear” :)

  • codruta

    my booooooombuddy

  • Kristian

    Neil

  • Jeneba

    i would name it buttfun cuz theres no need for undies and my butt would be having all kinds of freedom and funness. come on buttfun come to mama!!

  • Nadav

    I’d name it Sir Wolfgang C. Brandfeld, the Third

  • Bram

    Suitsmewell

  • http://iamjasonturner.tumblr.com/ Jason

    Somnus

  • Frida

    I would name it Sven. After my grandpa.

  • http://hillda.tumblr.com David

    ‘Study Buddy’ and then ‘Life Partner’

    Once I start going to uni, and camping in the library in this clearly-forged-by-wizards product, and going to studios and printing rooms with it on, it’ll soon become my one and only study companion.
    And after graduating, I’ll be already known as ‘that guy who got a little too comfortable and possibly fell asleep during his graduation and graduate show… while still attending it’.

    Once i make a name for my self as the first person to campaign for the right to, and marry a NapSack, I will stay in bed for the next of my life, peacefully promoting peace, me, ‘The Next Lennon’ and my NapSack-Yoko.

  • Flora

    I’d name it “cloak of cosybility”, and treat it like a superpower.

  • Dalia

    I’ll call it Moshe, a homage to Assi Dayan’s great film: “An electric blanket named Moshe”

  • http://imanic.tumblr.com/ Imani

    Porta-Bag

  • Brian Lukowicz

    Me me Me me Me me Me me I Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me WOULD Me me Me me Me me Me me Me LOVE me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me YOU me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me TILL me Me me Me me Me me Me me THE Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me END me Me me Me me Me me OF Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me TIME Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me AND me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me EVEN Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me AFTER me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me THAT me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me Me me….. please.

  • http://rkbury.com KendaB

    Ford Prefect. Or Towel.

  • Etienne

    I would name it my Sweet-Honey-Soul-Mate

  • Susan

    Marvin.

  • Natacha Girouard

    Wont-Ever-Have-To-Wear-Pants-Indoors-Again, My-Roommates-Will-Hate-It

  • Natacha

    I-Will-Never-Have-To-Wear-Pants-Indoors-Again My-Roommates-Will-Hate-It

  • http://www.alessiabellisario.com Alessia

    Chet.

  • Mark p

    Bacon wrapped Nuts in a blanket

  • http://gottesmanphoto.com Julie

    I’d name it “Roo” or “Joey”
    For a Kangaroo pouch.

  • http://www.lucyindaskywithdiamonds.com LucyInDaSkyWithDiamonds

    I would name mine Hector :)

  • http://lindsydavis.carbonmande.com Lindsy

    sack-to-nap

  • http://lindsydavis.carbonmande.com Lindsy

    sack-o-nap

  • http://www.brokenshard.net Kendall

    Carrot Hide.

  • http://danecozens.com Dane

    I would name it Leto Attreides II because I feel it would make me look like that character from Dune. Check out my reference image: http://images.wikia.com/dune/images/8/82/Leto_(Stribling).jpg

  • http://www.twoeightnine.com twoeightnine

    I’d call it “home.”

  • http://www.kfisk.com katharine

    Agamemnon

  • http://peonie.tumblr.com yulia

    I never name anything, names are silly. But I’d still like to win.

  • http://about.me/nathanpduffy nathan duffy

    Ichabod

  • http://spookhouses.bandcamp.com SPOOK HOUSES

    narg’oth, bringer of warmth to the zargonian people

  • Nikki Price

    Getcher hands off my Woobie!

  • Raymond

    I would name it “The Godfather”

  • Sophia

    Alice, after my cat who disappeared, and then came home.

  • Hougaure

    I’d name it Casimir, like this huge-orange-old-school-french tv character for children. So squiisch-squiish!

  • Jacob Melton

    i would name it, “the thing I won off boooooom.com,” promotional opportunity, just saying.

  • http://guyflagg.com Guy Flagg

    WIGWAM

  • http://arpe-mediocrity.blogspot.com/ michael m

    Haruki Muranappy

  • Sebastian

    i still have no present for my mom, so please hook me up. i’d love to see her snug up in this over the holidays.

  • Alexander

    Hank the Napsack

  • http://sheenographs.com shawn

    Porkchop

  • David Stevenson

    Orange – (Cuddle) Carrot
    Navy – Nap Shroud
    or Bernard/Stewart.

  • http://kevinmeagher.tumblr.com Kevin

    El Denheim Von Stooge for the orange.
    Rodrico I. Mosedale for the blue.

    simple enough righte?

  • Lyndon

    I told all of my mountaineering buddies about this at our last club meeting and they seemed stocked. Everyone is rooting for me so they can check one about before investing in one themselves. Everyone loves the concept. I also got to a design art college and all my industrial design friends want to peep it. It would be wonderful my studio and I could get some midwesterners hip to some nap-sack shit. Along with my previous wwoofing/ cali trip… I am about to be going to visit all of my family back in europe this christmas. This nap-sack would allow for ultimate plane comfort. And Id name mine “funny monkey puppy”.

  • Ray Yu

    pseudo sack

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/MrPsychaunotics Fred

    Zeus

  • Patrick Birch

    Theodore

  • doug mcleod

    mummybags

  • ADE

    sachary

  • http://www.levimandel.com Levi Mandel

    Christmas

    or Tits

  • avery

    creationism

  • Dave

    My winter wonesie. (see what it did thar?)

  • John F

    The Bedrock (sub. “The Flint Stone” or “The Yabba Dabba Doo”)

    Siesta Sack

    The Chrysalis

    The Somnambulist

    Hibernation Hammock

    Body Bivy

    Dream Weaver

  • Tracy

    Pocoon.

    Poler/Cocoon

  • Robert Marohn

    E-sackiel!

  • ANNAR

    Squishymushy. Shmushy for short.

  • beth melvin

    the multiversal napsack

  • Molly Cabrera

    Arthur.

  • Caroline

    Roy

  • Trek

    I would name it Winston Franklin Delanor Roosevelt Churchill. We would resolve the many disputes between the great tribes: the Piloteers & the Croqueteers. They have been fighting over the last living bon fire in the known region, and have caused the deaths of many of each others’ tribes, which breaks my heart. WFDRC & I would fly in via methane-powered jetpack, and bring enough chocolate, grahams and mallows to satisfy the entire region and solved the disputes. Smalls will be there to distribute the s’mores with us as well, of course, and will recount the great stories of his time.

    Hey.

  • jaycie

    niro

  • ian

    astro

  • http://www.mutumbo.com TATE

    Me and my napsack we’ve been through it all.

    When I run into a problem its Poler I call.

    Warms my whole body and lets me still move.

    If I did not have one I’d know not what to do.

    Comfy and cozy in this hard times of frost.

    If I had the funds I would mind not the cost.

    Go ahead and send me this winter wear right now!

    I’ll send some rad photos of me and my Poler and how we get down!

  • http://reallynice.bandcamp.com Bryce

    ‘Sweet Sacky Molacky’

  • rahlene

    ÜBUR-ITTO and i would have so many good times together!

  • david strong

    Bowler Flapjack

  • http://cargocollective.com/justinlongoz/ Justin Longoz

    the living body-bag. but make sure that the “o” in body-bag is actually a smiley face. y’know, so as not to scare the sensitive citizen.

  • http://benwilliamharris.tumblr.com/ Ben Harris

    I would name him. ‘henry the 9th’ :)

  • http://www.jessewilliams.ca jesse

    Safety Sack.

  • http://www.dylanshaw.net Dylan

    I would name him Luke Sleepwalker

  • Hilary

    the sleep walker.

  • http://www.mathmonahan.com Math M.

    “Sir JammySac”

  • LAUREN

    this is the last item i need to complete my full-blown sterotypical washingtonian winter wardrobe. its comfortable and functional qualities perfectly match my clothing requirements. its only right.

    birkenstocks with wool socks- check.
    heavy duty water resitant leggings- check.
    vibrams- check.
    windbreaker- check.
    inappropriately short shorts considering the season-check.
    fleece everything- check.
    poler napsack-______________.

    i would call it: “the epitome of the pacific northwest”.

  • matthew

    carrot rock-bottom

  • sarah e.

    my sleeping bag hoodie dress!

  • Bensjamin

    “Slugsack”

  • Enrique

    wack sack

  • michelle

    Nappy

  • Kyle

    I would name it Justin Bieber because it warms my balls and is entered from behind

  • austin

    human burrito

  • http://cargocollective.com/claudiamaria CLAUDIA

    BEAR

  • http://cargocollective.com/claudiamaria CLAUDIA

    MORNING BEAR

  • http://www.colourcritique.com martin

    snoozle zone

  • Gaston

    “charmander”

  • Lauren

    naptacular sack

  • http://www.squidinkkollective.com brian maclaskey

    Catsplosion

  • James Fantini

    I would name my Poler Napsack; Nappy Pappy

  • kipp

    carrot bottom

  • http://muenstar.tumblr.com Jacob Terrell

    The Black Plague

  • Jake C

    Sackbag

  • Jake C

    “Val Kilmer”

  • gloria

    ~le hibersac~ like hibernation.. but a sac.. haha

    if i won this, my boyfriend would love me twice as much. i’ve never been backpacking and he’s going to take me for my first time in the spring c:
    this would make our trip that much more special

  • Kim

    Amy Poler.

  • ebmato

    I’d name it Winter Heaven!

  • sd

    “the toaster”

  • Gabe Garza!

    Hi

  • http://www.stianrasmussen.com Stian Rasmussen

    Cosy Rosey

  • Andrew

    Donna

  • Karla

    anthropoid

  • Kelsey

    I would name her snow leopard!

  • http://www.flickr.com/sevorbeupstry Cameron

    OHHH trust me when I say that I would wear the shit out of that all day every day.

  • Kevin

    Jamal

  • Emma D

    I’d put a rotting piece of meat in it, crawl inside, and huff to myself, “I thought they smelled bad…on the outside.”

    Of course, its name would be Tauntaun.

  • http://goldfishonwheat.wordpress.com Josh

    Probably something like Stephanie. Or Steve.

  • Taylor

    Lorax.

  • http://iamadroit.com Ariana

    dear god, please pick me. i leave for honduras on dec 22nd and this would be the most ideal thing to have in my pack (i’ll be traveling until approx april in central & south america). I would aptly name it booooombastic (boomba for short) in honour of such a grand treat.

  • chris

    The Sleep Walker

  • http://ihavetoappealtoeverybody.tumblr.com Jesse Wilcox

    i would name it mischief or ruby

  • Leanne

    Snugsac…done

  • Laura M. Brady

    I would use the hell out of it and I would name it Ulrike. Camping/sleeping/being warm year round are my favorites.

  • http://iliketigers.tumblr.com Jacob

    supervest.

    the black one would probably be named the “hibernate bag”

  • Ben C.

    The Slöbe (SLeeping bag rOBE)

  • Donna Salter

    roll-ie poll-ie

  • Pat

    Uncle Buck, big funny-looking but surprisingly really good

  • http://www.jasonvivona.com vivona

    i would call it BEST FRIENDZ….and would probably never take it off.

  • http://peep-toe-shoes.tumblr.com Ana

    PLEASE! I deserve this one. Jeff… you can be my Santa! I’m portuguese we are one step away from being just as broke as Greece!

  • http://peep-toe-shoes.tumblr.com Ana

    oh and mine would be named ” The Nest”.

  • Ellie

    the fullsome funbag

    or the hanging sack… y’know just for hanging out…
    hurrhurrrrhurr

  • http://maiastern.com moogie

    best friend ;)

  • http://emilybarletta.com emily

    herman.

  • http://www.jettinger.tumblr.com Jordan Ettinger

    Captain Henry En Rico El Salvador Garcia the 3rd

    or,

    the napsack that’s seen it all.

  • Joanne

    The PolarBearHug.

  • tomas

    cabbage nipples. Then i can call my granny up and tell her i won cabbage nipples

  • http://www.andyjscott.com/blog Andy

    Norbit

  • http://www.tammysalzl.com Tammy

    Cuddle Condoms

    (Cuddle Condom Orange, Cuddle Condom Black… etc.)

  • Patrick

    I would name it Patrick after myself because eventually it would just become apart of me.

  • Christopher

    I would name my napsack Esmé, for she would hold all of my love and squalor from me sleeping in her.

  • http://karokreations.wordpress.com/ KaroKreations

    Me! Because it would be useful to save on electricity bill during winter in Canada o_O !

  • kim

    shimmersham!

  • Stanley

    THE CHEETO

  • jackson beyda

    I would either go for the classy/ historical/ intelectual name and call it lil baby proust
    Or just go all out pointless and call it Enreque alexandrius III

  • jackson beyda

    TaunTaun
    hands down.
    I neeeed ittt.

  • Chase McBride

    Full-Time Wardrobe Replacement

  • Jason Limberg

    It would be named “This Napsack Looks Killer On Me, So Much So That I May Walk Into A Laundromat or Hell A Deli and People Will Go Crazy Over This Orange Pack That Is Almost As Magical As A Unicorn Running Through A Field of Roses With Lighting Bolts” I know it is a long name but with something that cool, this will only do justice.

  • Kyle

    Black Napsack= Avon Barksdale
    Orange Napsack= Agent Orange

  • annie

    I would name it Frondi.
    It’s a nice name and the name of a puppy I miss very much.

  • erin

    i would literally never take it off. seriously. you can hold me to it.

  • Jason

    I would grow my wings so I can fly!

  • http://hyphenhyphenblog.tumblr.com santa

    c’est la vie !

  • DrunkUncle

    Tina

  • http://www.ajavery.com Andrea Avery

    Slimey aka the Worm

  • Nicole Jaatoul

    Hello, my name is Nicole and if you give me a free Polar Napsack, I will name it Hag Baghdad. Thank you.

  • Lucas M

    Ehud

  • http://tomreinhoudt.nl Tom R

    Cuddlecunt.

  • http://greenmenace.deviantart.com Alison

    Reggie, after Reggie Watts of course. Mostly because I imagine the inside of the Poler Napsack is much like the inside of Reggie’s pillowy fro. Magical.

  • http://www.flickr.com/superdaimos superdaimos

    cloaked dagger!

  • http://blimeyrymie.carbonmade.com/ Lauren

    Suzie Snoozie

  • Katie

    I would name my knapsack “slow loris” because it makes me want to do this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9f-6jygRJk

  • Annika

    Probably Dumbledore…

  • http://www.jonathanchristopher.nl Jonathan Christopher

    I would use them all the time during all nighters, with work! and call it my bed when i fall asleep under my table/ sewing-machine again.
    And maybe (probably) wear them when I walk the dogs it’s freezing over here.

  • http://michaelfeiyengo.com Mike FN

    I would totally name this “The LuvSac”

  • http://flickr.com/-meghancolson meghan

    “my ticket to survival”

  • CHAR

    fart catcher

  • jake Dockter

    I would name it “Willy the Warm” or maybe “Captain Cuddles” or “Cozy Claudia”
    Really, if i dont win this gorgeous piece of warm I will never believe in christmas ever again….

  • amanda

    i would name my napsack, elevatOr, after my first kitten.
    I was four.

  • Andy

    Cesare, after Dr Caligari’s somnambulist

  • anthony schmiedeler

    sweet potato

  • Nate

    i’d name it Noler Papsack

  • http://www.howartareyou.blogspot.com Tim

    Turtle…

  • http://wishcandy.net Wishcandy

    It’d be my Sweet-ass Art Cocoon.

  • Janice

    As I am soon embarking on my 1st hitchhiking adventure from San Fran to Arizona, I can only think to name it Franzon my Poler pal.

  • katherine

    tauntaun

  • http://danboehl.com dan boehl

    daddy’s little helper

  • http://www.beerlens.com kim

    I’d call it King Tut and i’d have a great time lying around on various floors in my houses looking like a mummy.

  • http://glademade.net Glade

    Did you pick a commenter yet? I want!

  • http://www.karicholnoky.com Kari Cholnoky

    yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes OH YEAH yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. oh yeah.

  • Morgan

    I would name it Jeremy.

  • http://adamtbailey.ca adam

    CAUTION SLUG will accompany me on my cycling trip to Utah in February.

  • http://scottstanleyartmaker.tumblr.com Scott Stanley

    The Snail Shell

  • Taylor

    Harry Finkle
    Rudy Gardanglefuger
    Stacia Grungleson

    or

    BARRY WHITE

  • http://stapleguns.blogspot.com steve p

    “the plush placenta” or

    “angel after-birth” ?

  • http://stapleguns.blogspot.com steve p

    “occupy MY street”

  • chr1st

    My life has been pretty good, so I don’t have any touching stories about “that time I formed a close bond with an inanimate object after I hit a rough patch, but then I had to sever ties with said inanimate object, so now I’m lonely.” I guess that means I have to go with something lame, like my Poler Napsack…

    Or, Mr Cuddles.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/colinpatrickcanary/ colin canary

    segrio !

  • JONATHAN

    (Thumbs up) Jonathan likes this.

  • Bean

    STEAK. just steak.

  • Casey Silverstein

    Das Boot

  • http://www.reesawood.com reesa

    I would name him Guy Who Stands With No Feet and wear it with my ll bean moccasins because you can’t walk in a sleeping bag

  • aaron

    douche bag

  • Tiffany

    Austral Opithecus!

  • Tiffany

    Austral Opithecus

  • betibup

    it is cold in old europe too, unfair only for americans! i need it!!!

  • Kyle

    I would put it on and take pictures of myself

  • http://clawson.acadnet.ca/blog/ COURTNEY LAWSON

    THE CABEZA

  • http://nice-teeth.tumblr.com KW

    T.Ankhamun-Pod. For the phonetic sound of ‘uncommon-pod’ and the reference to King Tutankhamun. They look warm but also a little mummy/coffin-esque.

  • Robert Kennedy

    I would call it “home” because if I won that (awesome) shit i’d fucking hitch hike to the west coast, sleep in the forests of state parks, and not give a fuck. :D

  • Shawn

    Sacky

  • Matt

    Jabba the Hut

  • Sean Hutton

    I shall dub it “I Hope You Like Pajammin’ Too.”

  • kyle

    i’d name that right there the PIMP POUCH. id wear that all summer while i camp. radical.

  • Gabrielle D.

    I would name it Bernard Voyer.
    (http://www.bernardvoyer.com/index_en.html)

  • http://thelyman.com John

    Pocahontas

  • Shannon Rose

    I’d call it My Recording Studio. I bet the acoustics in there are amazing…

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/51922354@N07/ Ben

    Sackeel O’Neal.

  • uli

    Hi,

    I would name it schlafsack!

    Cheers,
    U

  • Kelsey

    the sleepaway camper.

  • Nessa

    The Bag Man!

  • http://GJOSTS.TUMBLR.COM GJOSTS

    THE CLOAK OF REST

  • andy

    SO…

    For the past 2 years I have had to work over Christmas and New Years meaning I have had to spend a lot of time on my own. Last years new years eve was spent with alcohol and a warm corner of the sofa. I felt alone and friendless (though I would like to say I have friends but they all left me for a camping trip) I fell asleep at about 10 and completely missed the new years waking up cold and with a headache. This is exactly what I need to get me through it, I would wake up feeling loved and warm. I therefore call it ‘friend’ seeing as all my actual friends abandon me every year! losers!

  • Travis

    Fa shits??…bubba shrimp. Fa REAL???..silo.

  • http://www.michaelyatesdesign.com MichaelYates

    “THE DUTCH OVEN”

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/24586229@N03/ daniel

    Da littlest bean bag on the east side.

  • t harvey

    my very own velociNAPtor !

  • R Price

    THE FOX GLOVE

  • Jordan

    The Luna

  • Caleb Davis

    Slap Jack

  • http://juenology.com Mary Sohn

    i would sew hundreds of little zipper pouches inside, where i can store food and emergency camping equipment. like trail mix and paperclips.

    • http://juenology.com Mary Sohn

      and it’s name would be: mr. roo, for kangaroo (pouches)

  • Xavian Lahey

    One Night in BagDad

  • Diedra

    I would call it: Love Satch’ (short for Love Satchel). It best describes this hybrid of awesomeness. I take on canadian winters in a knee length north face coat that I refer to as my “wearable sleeping bag”, and now, I have the opportunity to win my actual dream garment. Oh Love Satch’, please come make my life complete.

  • is

    Eugene

  • Becky

    Cut Me Some Slack Sack!

  • Greg Gerv

    hmm… a name…

    Admiral Snorington

    or

    el capitán saco!

  • http://nessahhh.tumblr.com Vanessa

    I’d name it MODULARA because well, it’s modular. Plus it’d look great when I go on my first trip to Shambhala, I hear it gets mighty cool at night.

  • caleb harrington

    KRULL THE WARRIOR KING, because why not?

  • Perri Salka

    I’d name mine “home”.

  • Mountaindrifter

    Its name shall be. “Ssshitshowershave” As a reminder to not stay in it all day and lose the need of grooming and personal care.

  • Mountaindrifter

    Flesh Trailor.

  • sarah

    scurvy lover

  • http://flickr.com/photos/peacesofearth Kelsey Harrison

    If I had this beautiful creature,
    I’d name it Rococo,
    to remind me of the decadence of simplicity, and the glory of nature

  • Christina

    I would name my (orange) napsack ‘Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo’ in honor of the 40th Anniversary of my favorite movie!

  • carly

    Cuddlefluff.

  • Aaron Gonzalez

    Moses c:

  • S. Vigil

    “Crack” – *the son of a preacher man*

    aka- now that I know this exists I basically can’t live without it

  • http://www.rebekahtodd.com Rebekah Todd

    I am a folk singer songwriter from North Carolina. I would be willing to wear this to a show and play in it throughout my entire set if you give it to me!!!!!! Touring will be so much easier with a warm thing like this! Sometimes you have to sleep in the car…this would be perfect!

  • http://hannahwertz.blogspot.com Hannah

    “the billy pilgrim”

  • Ted Slagboom

    Without doubt, I would call this…

    “The Michigan Moo Moo”

    Is it available in Camouflage?

    Although, the hunters orange really suits it well!

    I like it a lot.

  • Judy

    Text

  • z mammaltoes

    I’d call him ol’ snug slug.

  • Alexis

    OOh! I would name mine Beaky!!!

    These look so cool!

    alexis ka 39 at yahoo dot com

  • http://www.jeffhamada.com/ Jeff

    the winner of the second Poler napsack is Andrea!!

    i like that she took it to another level of honesty/embarrassment

    check your inbox andrea!

  • jim

    MEEEEEE