Oh please please please let me get what I want.

“…He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks and…actually, I think he’s crying…” 
–The Royal TenenbaumsI WANT THIS PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE 

I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.

“I think we’re just going to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.” – Margo Tenenbaum 

Maybe I’m spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks. That’s all anyone really cares about.

I put my faith in a quote from Max Fischer to win this

Ahhh! this is incredible! My favourite quote is from the Royal Tenenbaums :

Four minutes, forty-eight seconds. We’re all dead. Burned to a crisp. 

Love that crazy family.

You think I got kicked out for just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you wanna know something else? It was worth it.

Ah! I want this so much! 
“There’s a lot of attitudes going on around here… don’t let me get one.”

“You might be on B Squad, but you’re B Squad leader.”

I wonder if it remembers me.

“I never asked anyone to build me an Aquarium”

Is it our fault?
Of course not.  Well, your mother and I did make sacrifices to have children…

I wonder if the three of us would’ve been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people 

“…well I want to die” – Raleigh St. Claire, The Royal Tenenbaums 

I think we’re just gunna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that. 

“Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I’m saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you’ll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?” How can I be happy without this prize in MY teeth?! 

I didn’t say anything. 
When? Right now? I’m sorry, don’t listen to me. I’m on mescaline. I’ve been spaced out all day. 
Did you say you’re on mescaline? 
I did, indeed. Very much so. 

“WHERES THOSE NUTS AT”
JACK WHITMAN 

 ”I saved Latin. What did you ever do?” – Max

“If you are doing what I think you are doing, you better not be.”

“I love you too, but I’m gonna mace you in the face!” 

“The Arctic Night-lights. Yeah. ‘As if the natural world’s been turned upside down.’ Lord Mandrake.”

What’d you say? 
Hmm? What?
I didn’t say anything. When? Right now?I’m sorry, don’t listen to me. I’m on mescaline. I’ve been spaced out all day. 

“I wonder if it remembers me.” from that shark scene. The Life Aquatic.I’m so sad I can’t watch Moonrise Kingdom, since I don’t know where they play it, here in Nagoya

These are O.R. scrubs. O, R they?

” Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn’t. ” – The Royal Tenenbaums

“UNLOCK IT!!!”- Bill Murray in Rushmore. I love how much he Hates his children.

fireflies are the spot like in my eye guy lie sigh bye rye HI!
 
I maybe just maybe would be oh so happy with that stuffs!

She stabbed Redford in the back with lefty scissors

“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”Mr Zissou

“My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. But my safety’s Harvard.” – Max Fisher in Rushmore
 

“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.” -Steve Zissou

francis: Let’s take a look at the itinerary. peter: Fuck the itinerary. 

Steve, We think you got crazy-eye

“I’m SICK of being on B Squad!” (Klaus)

“—Listen, you may be on B Squad but you’re the B Squad Leader…” (Steve Z)

She stabbed him with the lefty scissors!

Chas: Why did you try to kill yourself? 
Ethel: Don’t press him right now. 
Richie: I wrote a suicide note. 
Chas: You did? 
Richie: Yeah. Right after I regained consciousness. 
Chas: Can we read it? 
Richie: No. 
Chas: Can you paraphrase it for us? 
Richie: I don’t think so. 
Chas: Is it dark? 
Richie: Of course it’s dark, it’s a suicide note. 
-Royal tenenbaums

Jack: Wouldn’t it be great if we heard a train go by in
the distance?
Peter : No.
Francis: It’d probably be annoying.

-The Darjeeling Limited

I’m going to kill myself tomorrow 

“Where’s that red one gonna go?”

“I
wish we’d had time to do an inspection back there. On the beach? I
would’ve given you a commendable. That was one of the best pitch-camps
I’ve ever seen, honestly.”

“Was he a good dog?”
“Who’s to say, but he didn’t deserve to die”

Sic transit gloria. Glory fades. I’m Max Fischer. 

You never say, “I’m gonna fight you, Steve.” You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him

-Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

Family isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.

“I’m not leaving here without that necktie.” 
– Fantastic Mr. Fox.

“That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle.”

“Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.” (Steve Zissou) I hope my boss would do the same, I’m an unpaid intern too! 

“It’ll happen, Max. It’s just, you’re like one of those clipper ship captains, you’re married to the sea.”
“I guess that’s true, but I’ve been out to sea for a long time.”

“Ex-girlfriend: If we fuck I’m gonna feel like shit tomorrow.Jack: That’s okay with me.”

-Hotel Chevalier 

“I do have one bit of advice for you, though Grace. Take the time in school to learn a foreign language. I myself never did, and I feel I’ve paid a price for it.”

I’m going to find it and destroy it, possibly with dynamite

Life aquatic

Well out here we call them pirates Ned!

“Your cat’s dead.”  ”What? Which one?”  ”Marmalade. I’m sorry.”  ”What happened?”  ”A rattlesnake bit it in the throat.”

“Can we give them the nickels?”

“Why everything is always so hard with you ?”
suzy’s mother to Suzy, Moonrise Kingdom.
(not sure it is the right sentence because of my bad english, but that’s the sentence which strucks me)

I don’t know what you’re talking about, but it sounds illegal.

ASH
I can fit through there. You want to know why?
KYLIE
Why?
ASH
Because I’m little!
(Fantastic Mr. Fox)
<3

That’s just weak songwriting. You wrote a bad song, Petey!

Here’s one of my favourite quotes from one of my favourite Wes Movies “Rushmore”

“Tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today.” – Rushmore
 

I wrote a hit play and directed it!

“I weigh less than a slice of bread” – Ash, Fantastic Mr. Fox 

“That was pure wild animal craziness.”

“What kind of bird are you?”

“I wrote a hit play!
…and I’m in love with you.”
-Max Fischer, ‘Rushmore’

GO MORDECAI!

Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern. 

He has the cancer.

He looks pretty good for a suicide. Attempted, anyway.

I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
Mr Fox

That one part in Fantastic Mr. Fox where Ash – Jason Schwartzman’s character – stands at a trap door and says: “I can fit trough there. You want to know why? Because I’m little.” 

It reminds me of myself.

Sic transit gloria. Glory fades. I’m Max Fischer.

Jiminey Cricket, he flew the coop!- scout master ward (moonrise kingdom)

I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever. 

from Rushmore: [in a letter to Max]

Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr.
Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when
I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure
when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each
other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

 Mr Fox: Who am I, Kylie? / Kylie: Who how? What now? / Mr. Fox: Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I’m saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you’ll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth? / Kylie:  don’t know what you’re talking about, but it sounds illegal.

Pagoda! Where is my Javelina?!

“This is an adventure.” – Steve Zissou 

Don’t point your gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.

If you’re gonna cuss with somebody, you’re not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! -Badger

We haven’t located us yet-Brendan, Darjeeling Limited

“Whistle, whistle. Click, click.”

I love you, but you have no idea what you are talking about.

“Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me!” 

/reversepsychology

“They’ll never catch me… because I’m fucking innocent.”
  -Dignan

Dignan: What a lemon! One minute it’s running like a top, and the next it’s broken down on the side of the road. And I can’t fix a car like this, because I don’t have the tools! And even if I did have the tools I don’t know if I could fix a car like this! 

“I only remember certain details, but from what I’ve been able to reconstruct, it was raining, I was going about 50 miles an hour as I went into a corner, did some wrong steering, wheels went out from me, and suddenly, “Whoo”, skidded off the road, slammed into a ditch and got catapulted 50 feet through the air. Little particles of glass and debris were stinging my face as I flew. And for a second, there was just total silence. Just… Then BAM! The bike crashed to the ground, exploded and caught on fire, and then I smashed into the side of a hill with my face. I was driving home. I live alone right now. Anyway, two joggers ran up and started digging out all the dirt that was jammed inside my mouth and my nose and my ears. My brain had stopped, and my heart had stopped, so technically I was dead at this point. They did all the procedures exactly right, as a result of which I’m still alive.”Francis – The Darjeeling Limited 

“I wonder if it remembers me.” – Steve Zissou

Rita:
What’s wrong with you?
Jack:
Let me think about that. I’ll tell you the next time I see you. 

“I love you but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“How long have you been a smoker?”
“22 years.”
“Well, I think you should quit.”

“You really think it’s cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?”
-Bill Murray, “Life Aquatic”

- “Why are your eyes so red?”
- “WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO BALD?” 

Royal Tenenbaum’s epitaph:

Royal O’Reilly Tenenbaum 1932-2001 “Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship.”

“I’ll have a butterscotch sundae, I guess.”  -Margot Tenenbaum

“Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn’t?”

“I’m going to kill myself tomorrow.”
-Riche Tenenbaum

“I know you asshole!” – Royal Tenenbaum exclaims to Eli Cash from the window above.

 One morning, over at Elizabeth’s beach house, she asked me if I’d rather
go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want
to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another
water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of
my life.
- Bottle Rocket

“Before we go any further, from now on can you give me some kind of signal once in a while just so I know any of this is getting through to you?” – Fantastic Mr. Fox

Ash: I can fit through there. Want to know why?
Kylie: Why?
Ash: Because I’m little.
/Fantastic Mr. Fox/

“You’re like one of those clipper ship captains. You’re married to the sea.”

“Yes, that’s true.
But I’ve been out to sea for a long time.”

-Rushmore

fantastic mr fox
“are you cussing at me?”

“All the characters are fictional.” 

Let me tell you about my boat.

Rosemary: “Do you want a carrot?”  

Herman: “Ya, I’ll have one of those.”

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. 

Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin’ the cemetery?

“You can’t raise boys to be scared of life. You got to brew some recklessness into them.” – Royal Tenenbaum

I need to find a baby for this Father!

I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.

I saved latin. What did you ever do?

i love you too, but i’m gonna mace you in the face!

In the immortal words of Royal Tenenbaum, “Let’s shag ass.”

Sam: I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.

“I love you too but I’m going to mace you in the face !”

“You, my dear friend, are a damn fool.” - Dignan

“I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin’ plays.”

“This is my ADOPTED daughter, Margot Tenenbaum.”
-Royal

Okay, Ned.

Interviewer: Now, your previous novel…
Eli: Yes. “Wildcat”.
Interviewer: Right.
Not a success.
Why?

Eli: Well, “Wildcat” was written in a kind of obsolete
vernacular…
“Wildcat”. . .
“Wild”. . . “cat”. . .
“Wildcat”. . .

I’m going to go.

Might as well choose a quote from the first movie of them all, Bottle Rocket!

[Robbing a book store]
Dignan: “Get a bigger bag, you idiot! What’d you think-”
Book store manager: “Don’t call me an IDIOT, you PUNK!”
Dignan: “Can… Do you have a- Do you have a bigger bag… for atlases or dictionaries… Uh, sir?”

Suzy: Was He a good dog?
Sam: Who’s to say? But he didn’t deserve to die.

weewooo, tch tch
-fantastic mr. fox

“….Wildcat…”

-Eli Cash

“The secret, I don’t know…I guess you’ve just gotta find something you love to do and then… do it for the rest of your life.”-Rushmore

Tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today.

*Whistle, whistle. Click, click*

They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum, but it’s cool to the paw – try it. They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month, but now it’s fully detachable – see? They say our tree may never grow back, but one day, something will. Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose and these giblets come from artificial squab and even these apples look fake – but at least they’ve got stars on them. I guess my point is, we’ll eat tonight, and we’ll eat together. And even in this not particularly flattering light, you are without a doubt the five and a half most wonderful wild animals I’ve ever met in my life. So let’s raise our boxes – to our survival.

-Mr. Fox; Fantastic Mr. Fox

Of course it’s dark.  It’s a suicide note.

“What happened to Jacqueline?”"She didn’t really love me.”

breaks my heart the way he says that and says so much.

“Did you try to sew it back on?”
“Wasn’t worth it.”
The Royal Tenenbaums

wanna see my view of paris?

ok.

You heard me, Coltrane.
Did you just call me Coltrane?

No.

You didn’t?

No.

Okay.

……..But if I did…

-You wanna talk some jive? I’ll talk some jive. I’ll talk some jive like you never heard!
-Oh yeah?
-RIGHT ON!

“My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety’s Harvard.” – Max Fischer, Rushmore

“I’m not good at apologizing, so I’ll just skip it if it’s all the same to you.”

‘apple juice… apple juice flood’

Mr. Fox: I wonder who this little boy…
Ash: or girl!
Mr. Fox: Right, cuz at the time we didn’t know. I wonder who this little boy or girl is gonna be? Ash, I’m so glad he was you.

I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Ritchie.

“I’m so angry I could spit.”

“she asked me if I’d rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer that question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.”

“I’m asking if he thinks we’re in for a hard winter… He doesn’t seem to know” – Fantastic Mr. Fox

“Maybe we should’ve robbed your house. You ever think of that?”

“You know there’s nothing to steal from my mom and Craig!” 

“Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.”

Who how what now.
Fantastic Mr Fox.

Mmmmm, I’m a little bit lonely these days.

LOVE IT!

“They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum, but it’s cool to the paw, try it.”

“I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.”

“he has the cancer”
-The Royal Tenenbaums.

‘He looks pretty good, for a suicide’

“Can the boy tell time?” “Oh, my Lord, no!” – The Royal Tenenbaums

I really really really want it! Wes is my absolute inspiration to everything i do  

 ”Lets go get a drink and smoke a cigarette.”

I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.

P.S. Do you ever wish you could breathe underwater?

“I like how mean you are”
“The characters are all… Thanks”

“Are you cussin’ with me?!?!?!?!”
-FMF

‘I’m very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman. ’ , from TRT

“Whatever happens in the end, I don’t wanna lose you as my friend.” “I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.” - hotel chevalier 

I just saw this movie today and LOVED it!

“Whats wrong with you?”
“Let me think about that. I’ll tell you next time I see you.” (Darjeeling Limited)

“I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.”

“No one will ever believe you.” – Bill Murray (on whomever wins this awesome prize pack)

“I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Ritchie.” – The Royal Tenenbaums

I want this Beacuse of reasons…

“we haven’t located us yet”

I wonder if the three of us would’ve been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.

I think we’re just going to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that…

What is that? Oh, it’s Latin isn’t it.

Jane: I need to find a baby for this father. Steve: Yeah, I think I know what you mean. 

“They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum, but it’s cool to the paw – try it. They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month, but now it’s fully detachable – see? They say our tree may never grow back, but one day, something will. Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose and these giblets come from artificial squab and even these apples look fake – but at least they’ve got stars on them. I guess my point is, we’ll eat tonight, and we’ll eat together. And even in this not particularly flattering light, you are without a doubt the five and a half most wonderful wild animals I’ve ever met in my life. So let’s raise our boxes – to our survival.”
– Mr. Fox

Don,t point that gun at him, he,s an unpaid intern.

“I think we’re just going to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.”

I wonder if he remembers me.

Ned: Why didn’t you ever try to contact me?
Steve: Because I hate fathers, and I never wanted to be one.

“Who ze shit is Kingsley Zissou?” – Klaus
              
             and

“Tell them if they don’t get off my boat right now, there’s going to be a major shit storm!” – Steve Zissou

I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

“I’ll be out back. I’m gonna find a tree to chop down.”

“Holy shit son of a bitch.”
-Steve Zissou

Good chance this is what I’d say if chosen, hahah.

Let’s shag ass!

Margot, The Royal Tenenbaums: “I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.”

 I wonder if the three of us would’ve been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people. – Jack, The Darjeeling Limited

I bought the earrings for my mother for her birthday. 

Moi moi moi! S’il vous plait!

Rushmore:
Rosemary: Do you think we’re going to have sex?
Rosemary: Not if you’ve ever fucked before, it isn’t.

Oh this looks wonderful!

Mrs. Fox: Why did you lie to me?
Mr. Fox: Because I’m a wild animal.

I’m a risk taker! I’m growin’ an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parents back yard! – Bottle Rocket

this is going to be a giant cluster cuss for everybody.

Zissou: “be nice to Ali, he’s my nemesis”

let’s shag ass – Royal

This is an adventure.

-Steve Zissou

“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”

-Steve Zissou

“What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?” - Max Fischer 

I’ve had a rough year, dad. 

“If you’re gonna cuss with somebody, you’re not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!”

awesome sauce.

this giveaway…is my rushmore.

anthony: why is there tape on your nose?
dignan: exactly!

“Your tractors uprooted my tree. Your posse hunted my family. Your gunmen kidnapped my nephew. Your rat insulted my wife – and you shot off my tail. I’m not leaving here without that necktie.”

Jane: In twelve years he’ll be eleven and a half.
Steve: That was my favorite age.

“Redemption? Sure. But in the end, he’s just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant ” – Fantastic Mr.Fox
I wanna have all that 

Kristofferson: “Do you mind if I slide my bed roll slightly out from under the train set? It’s hard to sleep in a corkscrew position.” Ash: “There’s a lot of attitude going on around here.”

 O R they?

“Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern!” -Steve Zissou

As someone who just graduated I can relate to this quote, ”
Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.” 

“Stop including me.” – Jack, The Darjeeling
Limited.

Biggest. Ever. Wes. Fan. I think I’d lick your feet for a prize. I’ve Liked,
Tweeted, Blogged AND Pinned – quadruple entry? Remember, YOUR.FEET.LICKED.

“but she’s my wife dammit, and no two-bit chartered accountant is going to change that!”

“You’re supposed to be my lab partner” -Kristofferson
“I am” -Agnes
“No you’re not; you’re disloyal” -Kristofferson

If what I think is happening is happening – it better not be.

Mrs. Fox : You know, you really are… fantastic.
Mr. Fox : I try.

Fantastic Mr. Fox.

“Why’d you do it? Because of me?”
“Yeah, but it’s not your fault.”

Margot/Richie, of course. For some reason, those lines made me want to hug them both.

“You wanna talk some jive? Because I’ll talk some jive. I’ll talk some jive like you’ve never heard!”  - Royal Tenenbaum

We haven’t located us yet.  (The Darjeeling Limited)

C’est le temps de l’amour, Le temps des copains et de l’aventure

I hope the roof flies off and I get sucked up into space.

‘That cab has a dent in it.’

“What will be the scientific purpose of killing it?”
“… Revenge.”

“What are you doing in my tent?”

I saved Latin. What did you ever do!

i need it so bad!!!!!!!!!

You really think it’s cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?
Steve Zissou in the aquatic life

Françoise H, Bill M, Wes A, je vous aime !

“I understand what you are saying and your comments are valuable, but I’m going to ignore your advice.” – Fantastic Mr. Fox

Works well in real life too! Haha

“That’s an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?”

“Revenge.”

What’d you got there… carrots?

“This is my adopted daughter, Margot”.

“That’s the last time you put a knife in me! Y’hear me? ”

[Pogoda after stabbing Royal personally sends and assists him to the hospital]

Oh man, that scene between Pagoda and Royal, explained everything yet nothing, yet kind of summed up, no completed there relationship. Anderson is genius.

A line is just simply not enough, Jeff! <3

“Royal O’Reilly Tenenbaum
 1932-2001
 Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship ”
-The Royal Tenenbaums 

“One morning, over at Elizabeth’s beach house, she asked me if I’d rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.”

 ”Did you just say you were on mescaline?” “I did indeed… very much so…”

 That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle! Steve Zissou

“Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine.” Royal Tenenbaum

I’m right on the edge. I don’t know what comes next. -steve zissou

Rita: What’s wrong with you? 
Jack: Let me think about that. I’ll tell you the next time I see you. The darjeeling limited

Go Mordecai!

-Richie Tenenbaum 

“It’s probably the last adventure I’ve got in me. I was hopin’ to go out in a flash of blazes, but I’ll probably just end up goin’ home.”Steve Zissou

Your cat’s dead – a rattlesnake bit it in the throat.

Go to bed, you sons of bitches! 
steve zissou, life aquatic

“I don’t think she’s a lesbian. She’s pregnant.”

 ’I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman’- Royal Tenenbaum.

Sam to Suzy: “I feel we should go half-way today and half-way tomorrow since you’re a less-experienced hiker, and you’re wearing Sunday-school shoes.”

“Now who wants a soup? Raise your hand.” 

I just wanted to say, I’m sorry I threw rocks at you that day. 

“Well, I want to die.”

“I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.” 
Fantastic Mr. Fox

“Write yourself a check”

“Do you have a vault? They want to know if there’s a vault.”

Sam to Suzy after her theory of how good it is to be an orphan:

”I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about”

Well I wanna die. 

Please

that’s uuuhhh….a jellyfish.

I once had a professor for abstract painting quote Steve Zissou, saying “This is an adventure.” – for years now that has been my mantra. 

If what I think is happening IS happening.
It better not be

Fuck the itinerary!

“Fuck the itinerary” — Peter Whitman

“I didn’t think so much of him at first. But now I get it, he’s everything that I’m not.” Royal Tenenbaum to Etheline about Henry

“I love you, but i should have never married you” from Fantastic Mr. Fox.

I love the way this country smells. I’ll never forget it. It’s kind of spicy. Peter, The Darjeeling Limited

“crooked fuckers”
-Multiple times by Cheff Goldblum in Life Aquatic.

I’m sick of being on “B” squad! – Klaus Daimler, Life Aquatic

“Excuse me? Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?”

I love you but you don’t know what you’re talking about.

I love you too

“Jiminey Cricket, he flew the coop!” 

I wonder if it remembers me.

Ash: I’m not different am I?
Mrs Fox: We all are, especially him. But there is something kind of fantastic about that, isn’t there?

Having to wait till August to see this in Australia is killing me!!

“She never really loved me.” – Bill Murray the Life Aquatic

“I’m having a ball. Scrapping and yelling and mixing it up. Loving every minute with this damn crew.”

was he a good dog?

who’s to say? but he didn’t deserve to die.

Ma mission suicide est annulée.

I’m so pisssed I wanna spit!

-Captain Hennessy

Sic transit gloria. Glory fades. I’m Max Fischer.

“You wanna read a short story I wrote in France?”

It’s actually just that I really need this!

 ”I’m gonna go pray at another thing.”

Royal Tenenbaum: “Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin’ the cemetery?”

“You’re like one of those clipper ship captains. You’re married to the sea.”

“Honey, I’m seven non-fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don’t want to live in a hole anymore. I’m going to do something about it.”
Mr. Fox, Fantastic Mr. Fox

I am going to kill myself tomorrow.
Richie Tenenbaum

“They say you have crazy eye!”

Scream:
Sidney: You sick fucks. You’ve seen one too many movies!
Billy: Now Sid, don’t you blame the movies. Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!

Suzy: It feels hard.

Sam: Do you mind?

Suzy: I like it!

OMG I loved that movie!

 I’ve always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. – Royal

Francis in ‘The Darjeeling Limited’- “Cough syrup? That’s a dumb way to get loaded Jack.”

“The secret, I don’t know… I guess you’ve just gotta find something you love to do and then… do it for the rest of your life. For me, it’s going to Rushmore.” -Max Fischer, Rushmore

“Why are you wearing pajamas? Do you live here?” – Royal Tenenbaums

He has this disease where he has to shave his head, only he doesn’t have to shave because he can’t grow hair.

“Comzy comza”

“I’m not talking about dance lessons. I’m talking about putting a brick through the other guy’s windshield. I’m talking about taking it out and chopping it up.” – Royal Tennenbaum

I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.

a woman asks a question about the shark Zissou is hunting]

Festival Director:
[translating]
That’s an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?

Steve Zissou:
Revenge.

Apple juice… apple juice flood…

I’ll be out back…gotta find a tree to cut down.

“P.S… Do you ever wish you could breathe underwater?”

“I love you too, but I’m gonna mace you in the face!”

“We both have dead people in our families.”
~ Max Fischer, Rushmore

Steve! They say you’ve got crazy-eye! 

Dear Suzy,
Walk four
hundred yards due north from your house to the dirt path which has not
got any name on it. Turn right and follow to the end. I will meet you in
the meadow.

“Yeah, I was in the shit.”

“Tube socks are a great substitute for bandit hats.”

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks? No, they all share one. 

” Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin’ the cemetery. “

“Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern!” – Steve Zissou

Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

You’re true blue Ethel, true blue.

“I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum, you know?”

I want that one

“I love you too, but I’m gonna mace you in the face!”

“You know, you really are… fantastic” 
“I try.”

Francis: You don’t love me!
Peter: Yes I do!
Jack: I love you too, but I’m gonna mace you in the face!

-Darjeeling Limited

I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum…

“How can a train be lost ?” (Jack – Darjeeling limited)

“This is an adventure.”

You son of a bitch!

“Everybody knows Custer died at the Battle of Little Big Horn. What this book presupposes is, what if he didn’t?”

Mrs. Fox - Why did you lie to me? 
Mr. Fox - Because I’m a wild animal. 

Are you cussing at me?

“Jiminy Cricket, he’s flown the coop”

We haven’t located us yet.

“We complete the adventure…
but another number of our crew has been lost.
This one was my son. Also our equity partner.” – Steve Zissou

What’s you dog’s name?………

cody.BE STILL CODY!

Get outta my chimney.

“You really think it’s cool to hit the sauce when you’ve got a bun in the oven?”

“Air Italiano? What the fuck is this?!”

Pick me! Pick me!

-You know, you really are… fantastic. -I try.

“Did I raise us? Kind of?”

Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.

Jack: I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.
Hotel Chevalier

“Excuse me? Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?”

“I’m right on the edge. I don’t know what comes next.”

awesome prize pack image!

1000th COMMENT YAY!

Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.
-Steve Zissou

Me! Me! Pick me! Pleeaaaaase… 

NED: What happened to Jacqueline?

STEVE: She didn’t really love me.

“We haven’t located us yet”

Max Fischer -  I like your nurse’s uniform, guy. 
Dr. Peter Flynn -  These are O.R. scrubs. 
Max Fischer –  O, R they? 

Jiminy Cricket, he flew the coop! Prize, please?

Announcer: That’s 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenenbaum. He’s playing the worst tennis of his life. What’s he feeling, Tex Hayward?

Tex Hayward: I don’t know, Jim, there’s obviously
something wrong with him. He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks
and. . .actually, I think he’s crying.

“That’s Future Man” – Dignan

Mrs.Fox: “Why did you lie to me?”
Mr.Fox: “Because I’m a wild animal”

-Fantastic Mr. Fox

I think we’re just going to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie 

how can a train be lost? it’s on rails

“They’ll never catch me…. because I’m fucking innocent.” — Dignan, bottle rocket.

“how can a train be lost? it’s on rails.”

They’ll never catch me… because I’m fucking innocent.

“i’ve had a rough year, dad”

“Why Binoculars?” 
” i don’t know, i like to see things far up even when they’re not…id like to think its my superpower.” 
Moonrise Kindom was a beautiful film 

I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.