I had some friends over to cook up some burgers last night – I think this was like the sixth straight day barbecuing (am I the only one who barbecues right through December?) – another beautiful evening. I tried to take a photo of my own car but Dustin parked his 300 in the way.
I was suddenly reminded of my failed Microwave Soap Grenade invention when I came across this great little invention called The Nana Saver!
It’s for people who are too small to eat a full banana and don’t want the leftover piece to turn brown. I myself am a small person (but not so small that I can’t finish a banana you a-holes!) and I often cut half a banana over my Vector cereal! This little invention would be kinda worth having, although I guess I could just be a man and… no not deal with the piece turning brown, I was going to say be a man and throw the other half in the garbage! Just joking Mother Earth!
Ok anyways, about my Microwave Soap Grenade! Check this out… MORE…
My friend Christina is headed to China and the other night there was a bowling fundraiser. We decided to go as “Team Sunglasses” or as Christina called it “Team Team Spirit” (she was studdering, but the name actually makes sense if you think about it… maybe?).
As you can see I am an awesome bowler. 1 pin in frame 1.
I am back in Vancouver! I tried to set up my home email to forward to my gmail address so I could check email a bit while I was away. Two days after I left I realise that my email forwarding attempt was an EPIC FAIL. I came home today to an inbox of 125 emails.
Despite the email flood, it’s nice to be home.
A quick little story: My sister and I rented a car and drove to Toronto a couple days ago and we had a hilarious experience at Avis. I step up to the counter and the conversation goes something like this:
me: hello, I’m here to pick up my car, I have a reservation.
avis guy: No.
me: what? I made a -
avis guy: NOOO!!! (no exaggeration, he is fully yelling)
*awkward silence.
avis guy: I can’t TAKE THIS ANYMORRRRE! (his voice is similar to Professor Frink but whinier)
*he runs out from behind the counter with his hands up to his head
me: ok.. so.. about my reservation
avis guy: I QUIT, I CAN’T STAND THIS JOB! DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT AND STILL GETTING YELLED AT, AHHHHHH!
*he runs right through the wall runs right out the door, and without skipping a beat another employee takes his place. MORE…
