I am back in Vancouver! I tried to set up my home email to forward to my gmail address so I could check email a bit while I was away. Two days after I left I realise that my email forwarding attempt was an EPIC FAIL. I came home today to an inbox of 125 emails.

Despite the email flood, it’s nice to be home.

A quick little story: My sister and I rented a car and drove to Toronto a couple days ago and we had a hilarious experience at Avis. I step up to the counter and the conversation goes something like this:

me: hello, I’m here to pick up my car, I have a reservation.

avis guy: No.

me: what? I made a -

avis guy: NOOO!!! (no exaggeration, he is fully yelling)

*awkward silence.

avis guy: I can’t TAKE THIS ANYMORRRRE! (his voice is similar to Professor Frink but whinier)

*he runs out from behind the counter with his hands up to his head

me: ok.. so.. about my reservation

avis guy: I QUIT, I CAN’T STAND THIS JOB! DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT AND STILL GETTING YELLED AT, AHHHHHH!

*he runs right through the wall runs right out the door, and without skipping a beat another employee takes his place. MORE…