02.07.12 by Jeff

Booooooom iPad Giveaway

Booooooom iPad Giveaway
The response to the giveaways has been insane lately! The two recent ones had more than 1,000 comments each!? I’m not gonna lie it’s been getting a little bit tough for me to go through so many entries every time, so I’m gonna try out a widget that should help me out!

To enter our giveaways you will leave comments as you normally would and the widget will also offer you a couple more ways to earn additional entries! More importantly for me, it will keep track of them all efficiently.

Enough dilly-dallying, I have a 16 GB iPad 2 to giveaway. Who wants it?

Thanks to Punchtab for sponsoring this giveaway! You can enter this contest with your email or via Facebook (that way I can contact you if you win).

If you are directly on the blog and do not see the “entry box” it just means too many are entering at the same time or Punchtab’s server is busy. Just check back!

This giveaway is now CLOSED.

The winner is Allison Rude! Congratulations Allison!!! Check your inbox! As you can see here, Allison increaed her chances of winning by sharing this post, extra entries are even awarded when people visit the giveaway through the link you share on Facebook for instance.





  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002630194094 Timothy Francisco

    Knock, knock!

    who’s there?

    Howl

    Howl who?

    Howl you know unless you open the door?

  • Richard

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?
    Cash!
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1060596604 Kiara Sykes

    Knock, knock! 

    Who’s there?

    Interrupting cow. 

    Interrupting co-

    MOO!

  • Hampus

    Knock knock

    who’s there?

    Isador

    Isador who?

    Is a door made of wood?
     

  • whyy

    knock knock!
    whos there?
    armageddon
    armageddon who?
    armageddon out of here!

  • Paul trussler

    knock knock?
    who is there? 
    bob
    bob who?
    bob-we-had-a-baby-it’s-a-boy. 

  • Danielle

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting cow!
    Interrupt–
    Moo!!!

  • http://twitter.com/TheCuriousRobin Martina Scott

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting Cow
    Interrupting co-
    Moo!

  • http://www.facebook.com/StefanGA Stefan Altnau

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?Ken.Ken who?Ken I come in, I want an iPad2!

  • http://michaelshamoon.com Mooner

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I won an iPad for writing this bad knock knock joke?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1662528348 Mark Queen

    (knock knock)

    who’s there?
    dewey.
    dewey, who?dewey have to use a condom?

  • Lewis_s D

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Doctor.

    Doctor who?

    Yes.

  • Julia R

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?Boo.Boo who?Don’t cry; it’s only a knock-knock joke.

  • Dominik

    Knock knock
    “Who’s there?”
    “Doorbell repairman.”

  • Vincent H

    Knock knock!

    Who’s there?
    Mikey!
    Mikey who?
    Mikey won’t fit in the door…

  • Joonas

    I want an iPad but don’t have any good (or bad) knock knock jokes in me :(

  • http://whiteveins.blogspot.com/ arkasha

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Doris!Doris who?Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ksenia.zks Ksenia Zks

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?
    The truth is out there…

  • FBZ

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Oops I did it again.

  • Atis

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bob!
    Bob who?!Dylan! Is this heaven ?

  • Real

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?KGB!KGB Who?WE ASK THE QUESTIONS!

  • http://www.facebook.com/yannickvannuffelen Yannick Van Nuffelen

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Ya
    Ya who
    What’re ya callin’ me thur?!

  • Tyler Durbano

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    You know.

    You know who?

    Avada kadavra!

  • G.N

    Knock, knock!

    Who’s there?

    CASHEW NUT.

    Cashew nut who?

    Don`t tell me your sorry, CASHEW NUT. Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught…

  • Nachoconqueso

    knock knock
    who is there?

    the…

    the who?

    YEAH

  • Gabriele

    i NEEEED it!!!

  • Dennis Siegel

    knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cheese!
    Cheese who?
    Cheese a cute girl!

  • Mr. BoomBastic

    heho – finger im po …
     

  • Halina Heron

    Knock knock,
    who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Let us in, it’s cold out here!

  • Ben

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    Howie.
    Howie who?
    I’m fine, how are you?

  • Fabian Langguth

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    it’s the police, sir
    the police who?

  • Sabine Schneider

    *Knock knock*
    Who’s there?
    Leena
    Leena who?
    Leena little closer and I’ll tell you.

  • Jamesegambrill

    Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? 
    Ice cream! 
    Ice cream who? 
    Ice cream if you don’t let me WIN

  • Telius

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Spell.
    Spell who?
    W – H – O, can I come in now?

  • Medinis2ratis

    - knock knock
    - who’s there?
    - death
    - so what?
    - nothing, that’s all.

  • Em

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Little old lady?
    Little old lady who?
    Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!

  • jad

    Knock Knock !who’s there Doughnut !Doughnut who ?Doughnut worry it’s just an ipad

  • colin

    Knock, knock,Who’s there?
    A little old lady.
    A little old lady who?
    I didnt know you could yodel!

  • timgorichanaz

    The first knock-knock joke that always comes to mind (from a textbook I had in third grade):
    Knock knock!Who’s there?Ketchup.Ketchup who?Ketchup and I’ll tell you.Hey, I didn’t say it was a good one. 

  • Jfasulo

    Knock knock

  • Stan Diers

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Doughnut!
    Doughnut who?
    Doughnut worry it is just a joke!

  • http://seanwaydee.tumblr.com/ S Waydee

    KNOCK! KNOCK!

    who deir?
     
    I.P

    ip who?

    IPS mail with a ipad for you yo!

  • http://www.facebook.com/dylbaumann Dylan Jacques Baumann

    Knock Knock!
    [batman] COME IN

  • http://twitter.com/mikeahoy ethan rom

    Knock Knock.
    WHOSE THERE?
    DUNNUP WHO?……….

    lol (say it out loud init)

  • dhea1y

    Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

  • http://www.facebook.com/david.m.parker.927 David Matthew Parker

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Atch.
    Atch who?
    Gesundheit!

  • GT

    Knock knock..
    Who’s there?
    Yacht.
    Yacht who?
    Yacht to know me by now!

  • bkmacdaddy

    Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? 
    Says! 
    Says who? 
    Says me, that’s who?

  • Adam Bernet

    Knock, Knock!
    Come in please.

    - Non-Culturally transferable jokes  

  • Jessica P.

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s There?
    Thermos.
    Thermos who?
    Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this.

  • Joel Brouwer

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Madame.
    Madame who?
    Madame foot’s caught in the door!

  • Austin Chaston

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Cash!

    Cash who?

    No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

  • NielsBuddiger

      

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Thermos!
    Thermos who?
    Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!

  • http://www.facebook.com/eva.foix.7 Eva Foix

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Boo!

    BOO WHO?

  • Jchasespace

    eva?
    eva who?
    eva your deaf or you doorbell isn’t working!

  • joostthehost

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Steve

    Steve who?

    Steve Jobs zombie with a free Ipad 2 from the BOOOOOOOM giveaway for youuuu!

  • jerika

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Gestapo.
    Gestapo who??
    We will be asking the questions.

  • Yamilamagof

    toc, toc ,
    quien es ? 
    juan…
    juan que ?
    juantanamera …

  • Putri Ratnawisesa

    Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? 
    Voodoo. 
    Voodoo who? 
    Voodoo you think you are….Running ’round leaving scars…collecting your jar of hearts…

  • Abbey Bennett

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    lena
    lena who?
    lena little closer and I’ll tell ya!

  • Jenny Hong

    Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mayowaxadelugba Mayowa Adelugba

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    To!
    To who?
    To whom.

  • http://www.facebook.com/putri.ratnawisesa Putri Ratnawisesa

    Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? 
    Voodoo. 
    Voodoo who? 
    Voodoo you think you are…running ’round leaving scars…collecting your jar of hearts..

  • Thisboyname+N

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?

    No, i don’t do knock knock joke. Sorry.

  • http://www.facebook.com/briel.moore Briel Moore

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Asher.
    Asher who?
    Asher would like to come in.

  • http://tannerchristensen.com/ tannerc

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    Holy kaw a talking owl!

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.couture.718 Alex Couture

    Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!

  • http://www.andrewurwin.net/ Aturwin

    KNOCK KNOCK.
    .
    .
    WHO’S THERE?
    .
    .
    RUNIP
    .
    .
    RUNIP WHO?
    .
    (Hmmmm maybe this doesn’t work so well over comment but say it out loud to yourself! very childish but my favourite)

  • Justanothersentencefragment

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the tub I’m dwowning!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Aj-Villos/100000240276630 A.j. Villos

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    …….

    No seriously who’s there?

    ……

  • nm

    Knock knock.Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344962769 Caleb Harrington

    knock, knock. whos there? doctor! doctor who? thats not really a joke its just the best tv show known to man

  • Inane Squelch

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there? 
    You!
    You who?
    Yoo-hoo to you too!

    (a favorite of four-year-olds)

  • Ciara

    Knock, knock. who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts! 

  • Bradley Johnson

    knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    madam.
    madam who?
    madam foot got caught in the door! open up!

  • http://profiles.google.com/stuart.bury Stuart Bury

    Knock, Knock.

    Who’s There?

    Heaven!

    Heaven who?

    Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?

  • robyn

    Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house!

  • Nateene

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Opportunity.

    No way, Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

  • LenTricarico

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s There?
    A hooker.
    Well come on in.

  • Kbettenc

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?Scott!Scott who?Scott nothing to do with you??

  • Anil Sawh

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Wa

    Wa who?

    Don’t have fun without me!

  • Abby Stevens

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    english
    english who?
    ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002217886566 Jason Stovall

    Knock Knock
    Whos’ There?
    You’re Mom! Open the f’ing door!

  • http://twitter.com/arroyo_orlando Orlando

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!

  • Regretabrown

    (hipster knock knock joke)
    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?

    Oh you wouldn’t know them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=185104633 Andrea Avery

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there? 
    Thermos! 
    Thermos who? 
    Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!

  • tristan

    knock, knock.

    who’s there?

    me!

    okay.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1456552093 Jason Carrasco

    Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? 
    Amos. 
    Amos who? 
    Amosquito just bit me!

  • Annaclaydon

    Knock knock. Who’s there? You know. You know who? Avada Kedavra!! Absolute best joke.

  • Brianfurman

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you giving me an apple?
    (sorry, guys)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1463557241 David Alexander Klöber

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s There?
    Who’s door is this?
    Which door are you looking for?
    The door who was asking for oil?
    Oh, perhaps that’s my door!
    … not the best joke yet :-/

  • willi

    kinda want to have it only for status tho..
    to be one of the cool kids for once

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1557964471 Lucy Scr

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Señor.
    Señor who?
    Seen your underpants!

  • Shanewr22

    Knock Knock
    Whose hair
    Sink
    sink ooo
    sink ooo paper plate ha ha ah
    This is the one my baby brother would tell me before bed every nicht

  • Olliekane

    Knock knock. 
    Who’s there?
    Big ish!
    Big ish who?
    No thanks mate, I haven’t got any change… Sorry.

  • http://twitter.com/thomasgeysmans UNDSCVRD

     Knock knock.
     Who’s there?
     The KGB.
     The KGB wh..
     (interrupts) WE WILL ASK ZE QUESTIONZZ

  • William george kettle

    Knock, Knock.Who’s There?The Doctor.Doctor Who?Correct.

  • http://twitter.com/dole777 Dominik Lehmann

    Knock, Knock.

    who´s there? 

    PIIIEEEEPPPPP

  • Susannah Shattuck

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Why are you crying!

  • xploren

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Frank!
    Frank who?
    Frankly, I don’t have a clue… I woke up in the park being able to remember nothing but my first name. Please help me I’m cold and starving

  • Eve

    “Knock knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “To.”
    “To who?”
    “It’s ‘to whom.’”

  • Conall O’Brien

    Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Madam! Madam who? Madam foot is caught in the door!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=690320013 Oscar Murray

    Knock, Knock.

    Who’s there?
    ipad!
    ipad who?No, ipad 2, silly

  • Daniel_a15@hotmail.co.uk

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    No one…

  • Kara Pierce

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knockWho’s there?Oops I did it again.

  • Menno Tomballe

    knock knock 
    who’s there? 
    chuck
    chuck who?
    CHUCK NORRIS 

    *roundhouse kick to the door*

  • Sueen Thoo

    Knock, knock!

    Who’s there?
    You!
    You who?
    YOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • Danielle Katvan

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there? 
    Jamaican. 
    Jamaican who? 
    Jamaican me crazy!

  • PatrickButler

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?leena!leena who?Leena little closer and I will tell you!

  • Matias Escobar

    Knock Knock

    Who’s There?

    Vote

    Vote who?

    Vote me for the best answer lol

  • Tessa Schroll

    Knock, knock. 
    Who’s there? 
    Yacht!
    Yacht who?
    Yacht to know me by now. 

  • Sueen Thoo

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s There?
    Artist!
    Artist who?
    Atishoo! God bless you!

  • Jacks631

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Agatha.
    Agatha who?
    Agatha headache. Do you have any aspirin?

  • http://www.facebook.com/amelie.llorca Amélie Llorca

    Toc!Toc!Toc!
    Qui est là?
    La pomme D’Eve, ouvre moi et croque moi, Adam!

  • http://theberadblog.com/ Be Rad

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry!

  • Kosmodiah

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?Ken.Ken who?Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?

  • Jbiernat

    knock knock
    whos there?
    orange
    orange who? 
    orange you glad to see me?

  • carey

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    i eat map..
    i eat map who?
    ERRRRRRRRRRRR. you eat your poo!?

  • Marco A Arguello

    knock knock
    GIVE ME THE DAMN IPAD!

  • http://twitter.com/heydanielle Danielle O’ Byrne

    A traveller in time who came to spoil your knock knock jokes.

  • Adrian

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.kane.581 Michael Kane

    Knock Knock. 

    …Nope. Got nothing…

    …Sorry.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jura.mckay Jura McKay

    Knock Knock,
    who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo Who?
    Booooooom.

  • Alex Gelling

    Knock, knock.
    Come in.

  • Jeanne Haegele

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Hoo.
    Hoo Who?
    Did you hear an owl?

  • http://twitter.com/abbebrown Abbe Brown

    Knock Knock Who’s there? Gretel! Gretel who! Gretal long little doggie…! 

  • http://twitter.com/Dry_The_Rain Douglas Forsyth

    “Knock knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Doorbell repairman”
    “OH THANK GOD, I’ve grown so tired of these constant jokers.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1550382555 Álvaro Pérez

    knock, knock.

    Who’s there?
    Bazinga.

  • Ian

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Al!Al who?
    Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

  • Tiffany Patterson

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Alex

    Alex who?

    Alexplain later now open the god damn door.

  • Aaronarreguin

    Knock Knock,
    Who dat?
    oh, sorry to bother you sir…
    you better get the hell of my lawn!

  • brian david downs

    knock knock
     who’s there
    i smell mop
    i smell mop who?
    “yes you do, and you like it”

  • Robert Mearns

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?Your landlord, the rent’s overdue.*Silence*

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000380812385 Marta Coelho

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    Vin Dal
    Who?
    Vindaloo

  • http://www.sierranevada.edu/ Logan Lape

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?

  • Elizabeth Walker

    knock knock!

    who’s there?
    Look
    Look who?
    Look through the keyhole and you’ll find out! 

  • Chrissy

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Armageddon!

    Armageddon who?

    Armageddon out of here! 

  • http://twitter.com/rainbootsy Christina Bina Boo

    mjhfghrfsfedxkylhj lemme win!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=502705720 Drren Ncas

    knock knock.
    whos theres?
    ach.
    ach who?
    bless you.

  • Merovingsan

    Knock knock. 

    Who’s there? 

    The Doctor

    Doctor who?

    Yes And the Daleks have stolen the earths core and I need your I-paddy thingy to save it!

  • Garden Gnome

    Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Hatch!Hatch who? Bless you, but please cover your mouth next time.

  • http://brianjsparker.com/ Brian

    You say Knock- Knock.  I say who is there? You say your name and I say, Come on in, I just put the kettle on.

  • montanaaaaa

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    butch.
    butch who?
    butch your arms around me right now!

  • Eve

    Knock knock
    JEHOVAH’S WITNESS

  • Jeffreydevinhewitt

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Jamaican.

    Jamaican who?

    Jamaican me crazy with all these knock knock jokes!

  • Brennah Soukup

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Leena.
    Leena who?
    Leena little closer and I will tell you!

  • Goodcupcakes

    Knock, knock…

    …come in.

    ….

  • Utchoprizza

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?
    Picasso.
    Picasso who?
    Picasso your annoying knocking, you don’t get to know.

  • Marohn2

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amish.
    Amish who?
    Well you may smell but you don’t look like a shoe.

  • Mariusz Bansleben

    Knock, knock… 
    - Who’s there?
    - Ken. 
    - Ken who?
    - Ken tell you, but I’m here for iPad from http://www.booooooom.com ;-) 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=122200198 Luke Siemens

    Knock Knock.
    …Who’s there? Justin 

    Justin Who?

    Justin time for dinner 

  • http://www.facebook.com/chrystene.newman Chrystene Newman

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?

    Just kidding, it’s Honey Badger.
    Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t.

  • Tmulhero

    knck knck !!!

    whos there?????

    RICK !!!

    rick who ???

    RICK SANTORUM !!!

  • MIYNI

    knock–knock

    whos there??
    man
    man who?
    human

  • Truck Torrence

    knock knock.

    who’s there?
    Olivia Newton-John!

    Sounds great, come on in.

  • Eve

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice, “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    You: *knock knock”
    Stranger: Who’s there?
    You: Disco
    Stranger: Disco who?
    You: Disco Nnected

    You have disconnected.

  • becky_scanlan

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    Armageddon..
    Armageddon who?
    Armageddon me an iPad!

  • Attia

    knock knock

    who’s there? 
    little old lady
    little old lady who?I didn’t know you could yodel!

  • Eve

    Knock KnockWho’s There? 
    Toby Toby 
    Who? 
    Toby or not Toby, that is the question. 

  • Eve

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there? 
    Wherefore means.
    Wherefore means who? 
    No, “wherefore” means “why.” How many times do we have to go over this?

  • s larsen

    knock, knock
    who’s there
    Ya
    Ya who?
    Gidde up cowboy!

  • Eve

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Et.
    Et who?
    Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar!

  • http://www.eoinduffy.me/ Eoin Duffy

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Lettuce …

    Lettuce who?

    Lettuce in!

  • Becca Pierce

    The world’s shortest horror story: 

    The last man alive on earth sat alone in his room. There was a knock at the door.

  • Hannah Evelyn Rowlands

    knock knock!
    who’s there?
    me
    me who?
    me with an ipad two!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=692165936 Qainaat Irfan

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?
    Britney Spears…
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Oops I did it again!
    (Bad, I know!)

  • Eve

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there? 
    Interrupting Chorus.
    Interrupting . . . 
    O FOR A MUSE OF FIRE!

  • Harriet

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    doughnut
    doughnut who?
    doughnut worry it is just a joke

  • http://twitter.com/etcook Edward T C

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Damn. I was hoping you could tell me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587888872 Elizabeth Walshaw

    *Read in a loose Italian accent*

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Italian

    Italian who?

    Italian you for the last time, open up!

  • Shannon Holliday

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Doris locked! That’s why I’m knocking!

  • easternblocrobot

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    give i pad me..
    what?
    me european…
    ok

  • Crystal Marie

    Knock-Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Hello?
    Hello, who?
    Is it me you’re looking for?

  • VM

    Knock knock.
    -Who’s there?
    A little old lady.
    -A little old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel!

  • dat dude

    Knock knock / who’s there? / I eat mop. / I eat mop who? / Eww that’s gross. (Best when read out loud.)

  • Alegator44

    Knock,knock
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream soda
    Ice cream soda who?
    Ice cream soda whole world know what a nut you are!

  • VM

    Knock Knock.
    -Who’s there?
    A little old lady.
    -A little old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel!

  • David Adrien

    -Knock Knock!-Who’s there?
    -It’s me honey !
    -Then slide to unlock!
        - THE END -

  • Marvin Duque

    Knock-Knock
    Who’s There?
    African
    African Who?
    African Love You!

  • Dai

    knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Just Chuck Testa!

  • Lex

    Knock knock?
    Who’s there?
    Daisy
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’…

  • Heytherejuliana

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s There?
    A little old lady.
    A little old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel!

  • Slave2rhythm

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    ach
    ach who?
    gezundiet

  • Evan

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Snowball.
    Snowball who?
    Trash can.

  • http://twitter.com/alexandra_warze Alexandra Warzee

    knock! knock!

    who’s there?

    D’wayne.

    D’wayne who?

    D’wayne the tub, I’m dwownding!

  • http://www.facebook.com/crabfood Aaron Keuter

    Knock Knock!Who’s There?
    Cash
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

  • Oreka

    (knock knock)

    Who’s there?

    Interrupting Falcon…

    Interrupting Falcon wh-

    –PAWWNCH!!!

  • http://www.randymora.com/ Randy

    - Knock Knock!
    - Who’s there?
    - Heisenberg
    - I’m the one who knocks!

  • Danieldoyle08

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    KGB
    KGB wh…
    KGB ASKS THE QUESTIONS HERE!!

  • Alex

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Armageddon!

    Armageddon who?

    Armageddon out of here!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1018716032 Erin Scott

    Knock, Knock.

    Who’s there?

    To!

    To who?

    To whom.
     

  • Sebastian

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Dora Belle.
    Dora Belle who?
    Dora  Belle was broken, so I knocked!

  • AKJ

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    AKJ
    AKJ who?
    AKJ, who needs an iPad.

  • anna reser

     Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Walter.
    Walter who?
    THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

  • Steven Marsden

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Little old lady?
    Little old lady who?
    Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!

  • Terrah lindsay

    *Knock Knock*
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne…
    Dwayne Who?
    Dwayne the bathtub I’m dwoning!

  • http://www.facebook.com/michaelwithpaws Michael Mcq

    Knock Knock, 

    Who’s there? 
    Mikey
    Mikey who?
    Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

  • http://www.facebook.com/luke.lasenby Luke Lasenby

    Knock Knock,
    Who’s There?
    Scott,
    Scott Who?
    Scott Nothing To Do With You!?

  • http://www.shaunkardinal.com Shaun Kardinal

    *knock, knock* (who’s there?)
    noc noc. (i say, who’s there?)
    it’s a bar, in seattle. (oh, the gothy one.)
    good happy hour. (come on in.)

  • Erin

    BANANA
    BANANA
    BANANA

    ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Becky-Nguyen/831980359 Becky Nguyen

    knock knock

    whos there?

    armageddon

    armegeddon who?

    armegeddon the hell out of here!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509488432 Tyson Faa

    knock knock.

    Who’s there? Smellmop

    Smellmop who?

  • ccker

    Knock-knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

  • Aaron

    Knock – Knock
    Jehovah’s Witnesses.

  • Ellll

    Knock knock overload.

  • PhillipeFelut

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Cockle Doodle

    Cockle Doodle Who?

    You’re doing it wrong

  • Ashley Tamber

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    honey bee
    honey bee who?
    honey be a dear and make me a sandwich.

  • Niplo

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Madame.
    Madame who?
    Madame foot’s caught in the door!

  • Katherine Strickland

    knock knock 

    who’s there?
    honey-bee.
    Honey-bee who?
    Honey-bee a dear and give me an iPad!

  • eulogos10

    Knock-knock.
    Who’s there?
    Onomatopoeia.
    What’s onomatopoeia?
    http://www.explosm.net/comics/2322/

  • Sam Griffiths

    knock knock
    whose there?
    alannis morrissette
    alannis morrissette, who?
    alannis morrissette

  • allie

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Stalin.
    Stalin who?
    Quit stalin’ & open the door!

  • ellie

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    Me
    Me who?
    not you, me.
    Me who?
    why does everything have to always be about you?

  • Slee6356

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Boo.

    Boo who?

    Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

  • Davidpam5

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    your penis
    my penis?
    i’m sorry,just come by to say that i’m a little bit tired.

  • Joey Bates

    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    me.
    me who?
    no, seriously, it’s just me. I’m telling a knock knock joke.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ade.mills Ade Mills

    Knock Knock

    whos there?

    doctor

    doctor who?

    yep, thats me

  • s2four

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    God
    God who?
    …and that is why you’re going to hell.

  • Barrelbreak

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    The Void
    The Void who?
    Sorry, your peephole is one way.

  • Angus wong

    Knock, knock,
    Who’s there?
    Doris
    Doris Who?
    The Doris locked, and I can’t get in.

  • Julia

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Madame.
    Madame who?
    Madame foot’s caught in the door!
     

  • Eoin006

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock!Who’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana” again?
     

  • david

    knock knock

    who’s there?

    [silence]

  • David

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    atch!
    atch who?
    bless you.

  • Elsa

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Juno.

    Juno who?

    Juno that I’m out here, right? 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=703796935 Dave Barragan

    knock, knock..

    whos there?

    jah

    jah who?

    jah momsz

  • JMR190

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?Doris!Doris who?Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

  • Anna

    Knock Knock.

    Whos there?

    John, Paul, George and Ringo. The.

    John, Paul, George and Ringo. The who?

    No, they’re The Beatles.

     

  • Simon Berard

    Knock knock.Who’s there?Philip.Philip who?Philip my bag with candy!

  • Stephen

    knock knock *
    who’s there?



    …damn kids.

  • Ambera Wellmann

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    iPad
    iPad Who?
    Give me that fucking iPad

  • nealtucker

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?Armageddon!Armageddon who?Armageddon out of here!

  • http://twitter.com/DalePeart1 Dale Peart

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Ox
    Ox who?Bless you!

  • Ljack

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Cantaloupe
    Cantaloupe who?
    Cantaloupe tonight honey, my Dad’s got the car!

  • Dayne1234

    knock knock…
    “Who let the dogs out who who”
    “Who let the dogs out who who who?” :)

  • Markawebber

    Knock Knock, BANG BANG! oss he’s dead

  • Sophie

    knock knock

    who’s there?
    water
    water you doing in my house?

  • ueberkim

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Disco
    Disco who?
    Diconnected!

  • bananas_before_bed

    Knock Knock
    who’s there?
    demitri
    demitri who?
    demitri is where the lamb chops grow!
     

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000156493265 Yongxia Tan

    Knock, Knock

    Who’s there?

    I’m a

    I’m a who?

    I’m a psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!

  • dexdiv

    Knock knock…
    Who’s there?
    Khomeini!
    Khomeini who?
    Khomeini old time for dinner!

  • Stevepoxsonfotography

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Boo

    Boo Who?

    Don’t cry its only a joke

  • JMR190

    Will you remember me in an hour?Yes.Will you remember me in a day?Yes.
    Will you remember me in a week?
    Yes.
    Will you remember me in a month?
    Yes.
    Will you remember me in a year?Yes.I think you won’t.Yes, I will.Knock, knock!Who’s there?See? You’ve forgotten me already!

  • http://weddellkw.tumblr.com weddellkw

    Knock Knock…
    Who’s there?
    Mikey!
    Mikey who?
    Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

  • Jo Heaney

    Knock Knock…
    Who’s there?
    Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dishes a very bad joke

  • Daniel Leusink

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Sammy.
    Sammy who?
    Sammy the the frickin Ipad! ;)

  • Sam Bird

    knock knock, 
    whos there?
    Doris.
    Doris who? 
    doris locked that is why i am knocking!

  • Julia Amirzadov

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    KGB
    KG–
    Silence! We will ask the questions here!

  • Simonomisimonomisimon

    Tok Tok
    Qui est là ?
    ton père.
    Ton père qui ?
    Ton Père Noel Boom !

  • rajiv

    +Knock knock-Who’s there?+Daisy-Daisy who?+Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’

  • http://twitter.com/harrietsrose Harriet Rose

    Q. Knock knock.
    A. Who’s there?
    Q. The interrupting cow.
    A. The inte–
    Q. *MOOOOOOOOOOO* 

  • Maria achladianakis

     Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Boo.

    Boo who?

    Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

  • Laurajmerriman

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Usher
    Usher who?
    Usher wish you would let me in!

  • Gabri Roth

    Knock, knock…
    -chi e?
    -Ecci
    -Ecci chi?
    -Salute!

  • Francis J Turner

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Thermos!

    Thermos who?

    Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this! I want that iPad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1375402830 Luk As

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting Cow
    Interrupting co-
    Moo!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=501683611 Mark McCartney

    knock knock
    who’s there
    to
    to who?
    to whom

  • Adrian Montgomery

    Knock knock,
    Who’s there?
    Ya,
    Ya who?
    Let’s party!!!!!

  • Ben Siegl

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Kathul
    …Kathul who?
    Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

  • Charanim

    knock knock…
    whos there?
    orange
    orange who?
    knock knock…

    whos there?

    orange

    orange who?
    knock knock…

    whos there?

    orange

    orange who?
    knock knock…

    whos there?

    Banana
    Banana who?

    Orange you glad I didn’t say orange?

  • Fabrice Besson

    Knock-knock !
    Who’s there ?
    Boom.
    Boom who ?
    Boom sounds my nose on your closed door.

  • Adam

    Knock Knock

    Whoe’s there? 

    The interupting sheep

    The interupting she–
    BAAAAAAAAH!

  • thefr3d

    Knock Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Cumin.

    ….

    (My girlfriend told me this randomly at work as a reminder to buy cumin later.)

  • Kmurrayclark

    Knock Knock 
    - Who’s there?
    - Dr
    - Dr. Who?
    - Yeah that’s the one 

  • Travis

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Han Solo.
    Han Solo who?
    … stupid “Twilighter”.

  • James

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?Doris!Doris who?Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

  • Aduke

    -Knock, knock.
    -Who’s there?
    -Basil.
    -Basil who?
    -Basil Brush, of course! BOOOOOM BOOOOOOM!

  • Drhadaway

    “Knock knock”

    “Who’s there?”

    “It’s me Mummy… It’s Maddie!”

    “But… But it can’t be… We buried you…”

    “Yeah, I’m just fucking about. It’s Gerry, I forgot my key.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000110134690 Tanja Trittmann

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy Rain begins to fall, I’ll be the sunshine in your life…

  • http://www.facebook.com/iecheverriai Iñigo Echeverria

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry; it’s only a knock-knock joke.

  • kiki

    knock, knock
    who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning.

  • Joseph Rynkiewicz

    Knock knock! Who’s there?Little old lady?Little old lady who?Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!

  • tistou

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?Laser.Laser who?Laser faire.

  • ICK

    The joker: Knock Knock..

    The respondent: Who’s there?

    The Joker: someone who can’t reach the doorbell…

  • Anneka Warburton

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Justin time for me to win this ipad.
    (not really, there’s another 11 days left but still…)

  • FauxMagazine

    Knock knock.Who’s there?
    Knock.
    Knock who?
    Knock knock.

  • Nichole

    Knock! Knock!
    Who’s There?

    Robin

    Robin who?

    Robin’ you! So hand over the ipad!

  • Bloomondemand

    knock knock, whos there, hello? hello?, ahhh!! whats this bag of flaming poop doing on my doorstep! damn skater kids!

  • Jenjenjens

    K.K.
    W.T.?
    ME!
    MEWHO?
    MEWHOTYPESLIKETHISANDNEEDSANIPAD2CAUSEMYKEYBOARDISBROKE-NOSPACEBAR!

  • jeff maurer

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Just open the fucking door.
    Just open the fucking door who?

  • Marvin Jan

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Whew.
    Whew who?
    Whew who! I’m gonna win an iPad from Booooooom!

  • Mathieu Sven

    Knock Knock Who’s there ! Ice cream ! 
    Ice cream who ? 

    Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

  • Jeffsedrel

    Knock knock…

    Who is there?

    Some guy giving away an iPad

    Some guy giving away an iPad who?

    Some guy giving away an iPad who wants it?

    Oh, uh, I do. 

  • Jennesy

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    it’s me
    me who?
    ME jenny dumbass open the door

  • http://www.facebook.com/ulisses.duarte.7 Ulisses Duarte

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?Butch!Butch who?Butch your little arms around me!

  • slowlikehoney

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    A little old lady

    A little old lady who?

    I didn’t know you could yodel!

  • Sophie

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?Boo.Boo who?Don’t cry; it’s only a knock-knock joke.

  • alicerosemitchell

    Knock, Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.

  • Melissa Di Pasquale

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?
    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?
    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?
    Knock knock.

    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?

  • Lucas

    Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

  • Hellogwood

    *Knock, knock*

    who’s there? 

    A little old lady

    a little old day who?

    I didn’t know you could yodel

  • Emma Pike

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

     

  • Mimi

    knock knock…

    …whos there?

    impatient chicken!

    …impati…

    BACAWK!!!!!

  • Joel

    Knock knock. 
    Who’s there?
    Me.
    Me who?
    Save your amateur philosiphizing for another time, I’m trying to tell a stupid joke.

  • Emily D

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    who
    who who?
    what are you an owl??

    lol

  • Orion

    Knock,Knock..
    Who’s there?
    Canoe,
    Canoe who?
    canoe give me an iPad.

  • FITZ6960

    knock, knock.

    who’s there?wire.
    wire who?
    wire you in my house!?

  • glassfawn

    Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? 
    Mikey! 
    Mikey who? 
    Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

  • Sung

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Abe!
    Abe who?
    Abe C D E F G H…!

  • Minku

    knock knock?who’s there?
    andrew!
    andrew who?
    andrew a boom picture!

  • guest

    knock. knock. whos there? orange. knock. knock. whos there? orange. 
    knock. knock. whos there? orange. knock. knock. whos there? orange. knock. knock. whos there? Banana.. errr i messed up. 

  • Fathin

    Knock. Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Marry.
    Marry who?
    Will you Marry me? ;)

  • Naomilaurynne

    “Knock Knock.”

    “Who’s there?”

    “F*ck.” 

    “F*ck who?”

    “F*CK YOU.”

    “Knock Knock”
    “Who’s there … Come in”
     

  • http://twitter.com/simonvanderveen Simon Vanderveen

    My sister would always say when she was younger, “Knock Knock”
    I’d reply, “Who’s there?”
    and she would say, “Pig stuck to an elephant.”
     

  • keisha galbraith

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Butch!
    Butch who?
    Butch your little arms around me!

  • Michael

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Britney Spears,
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock, knock!Who’s there?
    Oops! I did it again.

    Bazinga.

  • Hellosheilawagner

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting cow
    Interrup -
    MOO

  • Morgan Whipple

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there
    Tiger
    Tiger Who?
    Tiger Woods.

  • Matthew Lehner

    totes want that iPad, bro.

  • Teo Wollrabe

    knock knock

    Who’s there

    Juno

    Juno Who?

    Juno who I am just freaking let me in already… I mean come on dude its raining.

  • Jessi

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    me.. and i want an ipad.

  • S Snyder

    Jim Halpert:Ding dong.Michael Scott:Who’s there?Jim Halpert:KGB.Michael Scott:Dwight get the door.Dwight Schrute:I’m not answering the door.Michael Scott:Answer the door.Jim Halpert:Ding dong.Dwight Schrute:No way. It’s the KGB.Jim Halpert:Ding dong.Dwight Schrute:I’m not answering that![Dwight and Michael start arguing as Jim is still ringing the doorbell]Michael Scott:Yes you’re going to!Dwight Schrute:I’m not going to answer it it’s the KGB!–Jim Halpert:[slaps Dwight] It’s the KGB we wait for no one!Michael Scott:Ha ha ha!Dwight Schrute:[to camera] It’s true.

  • portraitartist105

     Wow Knock, knock…
    These are fabulous!!
    The eruptions set looks good too.

  • Mary

    *Knock, knock.
    -Who’s there?
    *Panther
    -Panther who?
    *Your panther falling down.

  • Christopher G.

    Knock knock.
    who’s there?
    I am, and I always will be.

    - Peter from family guy

    hahaha

  • steven

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    a pulleya pulley who?a pulley for an apple iPad!

  • Mariel

    Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Cousin! Cousin who? Cousin stead of giving me the iPad, you’re making me write a knock knock joke!

  • http://www.facebook.com/darterfly Ryan Burns

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

  • Bryony

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    The interupting cow
    The interu-
    MOOOOO!

    Terrible.

  • Louise wright

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Howard!
    Howard who?
    Howard like to be outside for a change?

    :)

  • Laupark

    Knock Knock.
    whos there?
    your mum.
    oh. you better come in then mum.

  • missmilki

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There

    Snow White & the seven dwarves.

  • Ian Ramírez

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    me
    me who?
    meow =^^=

  • Ian Ramírez

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    me
    me who?
    meow =^^=

  • Ian Ramírez

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    me
    me who?
    meow =^^=

  • Ian Ramírez

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    me
    me who?
    meow =^^=

  • Ian Ramírez

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    me
    me who?
    meow =^^=

  • Ian Ramírez

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    me
    me who?
    meow =^^=

  • Sebastiaofaro

    -KNOCK KNOCK!

    -KNOCK KNOCK?? dude im from Portugal, portuguese doors  dont sound like that… get a onomatopoeia dictionary!
    Somethings dont change in a globalized world!!

  • Jonathan

    Knock Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Gettoda.

    Gettoda who?

    GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ranitarmidi Rani Tarmidi

    Should I write knock knock???

  • Aljosa Markocic

    Knock knock!

    Who’s there?

    Doris.

    Doris who?

    Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking!

  • Demonada

    im still searching for the part where it says that we all have to post knock knock jokes >.<

  • Mokasi

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    No, cows go mo0o0o0o0o0!

  • Sascha

    Knock knock.
    Who dere?
    Who.
    Who who?
    O MUH GAD I AM TALKING TO AN OWL!

  • Greg

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in!

  • Wilf_petherbridge

    Will you remember me in a week? Yes. 
    Will you remember me in a month? 
    Yurp. 
    Will you remember me in a year? 
    Yes. 

    Knock Knock! 
    Who’s there? 
    Forgotten me already.

  • http://digitaldeconstruction.com/ jffcrmr

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Madame.
    Madame who?
    Madame foot’s caught in the door!

  • Lilim

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Howl!

    Howl who?

    Howl you know unless you open the door! 

  • meme

     Knock, knock!
     Who’s there?
     Martin
     Martin who?
     Martin
     Why?
     Martin
     

  • Ismarra P

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Barney!
    Barney who?
    Barney Stinson is legendary! 

  • Shawnee hummel

    knock, knock…
    who’s there?
    banana
    banana who? 
    knock knock
    who’s there?bananabanana who? knock knock
    who’s there?bananabanana who? knock knockwho’s there?Orange you glad i didn’t say banana?

  • Manel Ribeiro

    Knock Knock

    - Who’s there?

    - ‘me’ 

    - ‘me’ who?

    - ‘me’ aw

  • http://www.facebook.com/alina.zarekaite Ali Na Zar

    Knock knock!
    -Who`s there?
    -Ozzie!
    -Ozzie who?
    -Ozzie you later!

  • Kennedy James

  • http://www.facebook.com/dontstareatthesun Kennedy James

    knock knock I have no joke but a 92 years old grand mother back in France who would really enjoy an iPad! :)

  • Lalaloves

    Knock! Knock!

    Who’s There?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    It’s me, why are you crying?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10107013 Alexis Harris

    Knock Knock

    Who’s There?

    Sherwood.

    Sherwood who?

    Sherwood like to come in, its cold out here!

  • Andrewhodgson12

    knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tyler
    Tyler who?
    Tyler Durden, better check yoself

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=531847498 Chi Saka

    -knock knock…
    =who’s there?
    -toe!
    =toe who?
    -tofu hotpot time! let me in!

  • ghostdragon

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo Who?
    You don’t have to cry about it.

  • Flora Manga

    Knock, knock…
    - who’s there?
    - Who.
    - Who who?
    - she who just won an ipad.

  • BrendanKendrick

    Knock Knock, 
    Whos there? 
    Leena. 
    Leena Who? 
    Leena alittle closer and ill tell you…..that you won an ipad 2 from booooooom.com!!!!! ..please hahahaha:)

  • BrendanKendrick

    Knock Knock 
    Whos there? Leena. 
    Leena Who? 
    Leena in a little closer and i’ll tell you…that you won an ipad 2 from booooooom.com!!! hahaha :)

  • Molly

    knock knock

    who’s there?
    cash
    cash who?
    i’m good, but i’d love some peanuts!

  • mmm

    Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? 
    Cows go. 
    Cows go who? 
    No, cows go moo!

  • Kat

    me: knock knock
    you: who’s there?

    me: Juno

    you: Juno I that I’m (insert what is relavent here), right?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/OCKFNQBLE2HNQQSLXVUCHJMML4 Mercedes

    Knock Knock, 
    Knock knock,

    There’s no one home, let’s go.

  • Jean-sebastien_gauthier

    This one was the worst I could came up with:

    Knock, knock… 
    - Who’s there?
    - iPad
    - iPad who?
    - No, iPad 2.

    Badumtss!

  • wendy27

     Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix the refrigerator is here

  • Lindsey

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    doctor.
    doctor who?

  • http://twitter.com/BrandonLoving Brandon Loving

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Yacht. 
    Yacht, who?
    Yacht a know me by now!

  • http://www.facebook.com/marvz.conti Marvz Conti

    Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Amos.
    Amos who?

    A mosquito bit me! ^^

  • http://www.facebook.com/belomoeff Alexey Belomoev

    Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? 
    Spell. 
    Spell who? 
    OK, W_H_O.

  • http://twitter.com/alex6281 Алекс Гуров

    Knock, knock…
    - Who’s there?
    -Alex
    Alex Who?

  • Zemfira

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?Pechkin postman brought a note about your boy

  • Haley

     Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Cash!

    Cash who?

    No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

  • http://twitter.com/avmxandry Alexander Mityunin

    - Knock, knock!
    - who’s there?
    - Death
    - Death who?
    - Your death
    O_O

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Алексей-Слатюхин/100001260122306 Алексей Слатюхин

    - Knock knock!
    – Who’s there?
    – Shirley.
    – Shirley who?
    – Shirley you can open the door! (Surely you can open the door!)

  • Tyreke Evans

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I won an iPad for writing this bad knock knock joke?

  • rich

    Who’s there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome spaghetti through the keyhole and i’ll tell you. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eugene-Yaschenko/100000671394249 Eugene Yaschenko

     Knock, knock…
    - Who’s there?
    -Cheese!
    -Cheese who?
    -Cheese a cute girl!

  • Jake

    Have you heard the Phillip Glass joke?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there.
    …etc.

  • Ivan Aliseiko

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    No, cows go mooooo!

  • bijoulady

     Knock, Knock
     Who’s there?
     Euripides
     Euripides trousers, you pay for dem

  • http://twitter.com/cmurda00 c mann

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Thermos!
    Thermos who?
    Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!

  • http://twitter.com/lGetOutTheWayl Евгений Гизов

    Knock-Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Rufus.
    Rufus who?
    Your [Roof Is] On fire!

  • Andrei_vs

    Knock Knock…
    Who’s there?
    Stoolie.
    Stoolie who?
    Knock Knock… 

  • Nuno

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?
    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?
    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Peanut.

    Peanut who?
    Just be glad I didn’t say banana again.

  • Anton

    Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? 
    Says! 
    Says who? 
    Says me, that’s who?

  • Frank

    A: Knock knock
    B: Who’s there?
    A: Orange
    B: Orange who?
    A: Orange you glad to hear another knock knock joke?

  • Latrine Head

    knock, knock
    who’s there?Britney Spears 
    Britney spears WH—OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!

  • Eric

    Okay, say “Knock, knock.”

  • CAI

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Landlord. It’s the fourth.
    ” .”

  • Crystal Clark

    *knock, knock*
    -Who’s there?
    Euripides
    -Euripides who?
    Euripides pants and you’ll pay!

  • Swils117

    Knock, knock… – Who’s there?
    -Orange
    -Orange who?
    -Orange you glad I stopped by this page so I can win an ipad?

  • Jackie Sorensen

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dishes a very bad joke, but it will be funnier if it wins me an Ipad.

  • Adam Machan

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Me!Me who?That’s right!What’s right?Meehoo!That’s what I want to know!What’s what you want to know?Me who?Yes, exactly!
    Exactly what?Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!Exactly what on a chain?Yes!Yes what?No, Exactlywatt!That’s what I want to know!I told you – Exactlywatt!Exactly what?Yes!Yes what?Yes, it’s with me!What’s with you?Exactlywatt – that’s what’s with me.Me who?Yes!Go away!Knock, knock…

  • Jkbeaumont

    Knock Knock
    WHO’S THERE?
    Knock
    KNOCK WHO?
    Knock Knock
    WHO’S THERE?
    Knock
    KNOCK WHO?
    Knock Knock!
    WHO’S THERE?
    Knock
    KNOCK WHO?
    Look, I’ve told you… Knock Knock!!
    WHO’S THERE?
    I give up!!!

  • Adora

    I know a great knock-knock joke.Ok, tell me.All right. You start.Ok, knock, knock!Who’s there?

  • Pejays

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    YO Mama
    Yo Mama who?
    Yo MaMa’s gon kick yo but all the way to sesame street if you don’t open this door!

  • http://twitter.com/SnazzyMax Max Walker

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Heaven
    Heaven who?
    Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock knock jokes?

  • Samuel10000

    Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? 
    Cows go. 
    Cows go who? 
    No, cows go moo!

  • Rinnylo

    Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? 
    Stopwatch! 
    Stopwatch who? 
    Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!

  • Jsisouvong

    Do I have to tell a knock-knock joke to win? Where was that said? I’m not very funny, but i would love an I-pad. 

  • nwill

    Will you remember me in an hour?
    Yes.
    Will you remember me in a day?
    Yes.Will you remember me in a week?Yes.Will you remember me in a month?Yes.Will you remember me in a year?Yes.I think you won’t.Yes, I will.Knock, knock!Who’s there?See? You’ve forgotten me already!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1446983889 Joey Verano

    knock knock?
    whos there?
    A packet
    A packet who?
    A packet of hand made stickers for Jeff! I’ll send him one! Contact me man! lets trade some art?

    PS. I’d love an i-pad. :P

  • maria fernanda gonzalez

     Knock knock. 
    Who’s there? 
    Oink oink. 
    Oink oink who? 
    Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=680718783 Emma Debany

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Surely you must know!
    No, I don’t, and don’t call me Shirley.

  • Elained_

    Knock knock.Who’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad that I’m telling you a joke?

  • Bethanymayhall

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Ice cream!

    Ice cream who?

    Ice cream if I don’t win an ipad !

  • Santiagodeu

    Knock, Knock.

    Who is it?

    Knock, Knock, Knocksville. Johnny Knocksville!

  • spaciousmind

    knock knock.

    who’s there?
    Cosmo
    Cosmo who?
    Cosmo trouble than you’re worth!

  • Jesse

    -Knock Knock
    -Who’s there?
    -You know
    -You-Know-Who?
    -Avada Kedavra!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cody-Achter/1063520512 Cody Achter

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Knock Knock!

    Knock Knock who?

    Knock Knock Knocking on heavens door! 

    (sung like guns and roses.)

  • Rapolas

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Spell.

    Spell who?

    OK, W H O.

  • naifpanicscares

    Toc toc,,,
    chi è?
    sono Gloria ho lasciato la patente sul tavolo accanto alla frutta!

  • Rachel

    Knock, knock..
    Who’s there?
    Doris!
    Doris who?
    The Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking!

  • rmstinson

    Knock Knock.

    Who’s there?

    I, Noah.

    I Noah who?

    I Noah jerk who won’t open the door.

  • Brtnboarder57

    A knock knock.
    Who’s der
    Oh.
    Oh who?
    Oh I think a you a knows….No i don’t just tell me >:[ -_-

  • chelsea harlan

    –Knock knock!
    –What do you want this time, Clive? Just come in and shut the g dang door behind you, the A/C is on and I’m in the middle of a Maury marathon!

  • Lyndseyg

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    boo
    boo who?
    why are you crying? I just want to come in.

  • haha

    Knock knock…

    hello is that my ipad?

  • http://twitter.com/kasek Δ kasek Δ

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Doris!
    Doris who?
    Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

  • http://www.facebook.com/marina.pdg Marina Mijatović

    My all time favourit :)
    knock knock… 
    whos there? 
    KGB
    KGB who?
    (slap on the face) We ask the questions.
    :P

  • OCB

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Me.

  • danny

    knock, knock…

    -who’s there?
    -go fuck yourself

  • taylor

    knock, knock…
    who’s there?
    cash.
    cash who?
    no thank you, i’ll take peanuts. 

  • anne

    I am working on a little iPod Touch.  Wishing I would have an iPad version so I don’t have to squint and use my little fingers too hard on a small device.  You can make it happen, please!  iPad for me!

  • marg

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Alfalfa!
    Alfalfa who?
    Alfalfa you, if you
    give me a kiss!

  • Anniek Mol

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Spell.
    Spell who?
    OK, W_H_O. 

  • Emily L

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Moo
    Moo who?
    Don’t cry, cow.

  • Aadel

    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    Duane
    Duane who?
    Duane the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

  • Dan Williams

    twitted this, 7/7

  • Samantha Avery

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Says!

    Says who?

    I WANT TO WIN, Says me, that’s who? 

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/5IWS2SYB7XFNAJQ5V3OQR3T334 Patrick

    me

  • Sean

    Knock Knock…

    -Who’s there?

    -Lionel

    -Lionel Who?

    -Lionel Bite You If You Put Your Hand In Its Mouth!

  • Ryan

    Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Little boy blue. Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson! 

  • Patrick Hoelscher

    Knock, knock.
    -Who’s there?
    Knock-Knock
    -Knock-knock?
    Who’s there?

     

  • threes

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    have sex with
    have sex with who?
    me…

  • Erik Magnuson

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    to
    to who?
    to whom i would presume.

  • http://twitter.com/steffers516 Steffers516

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Madame.
    Madame who?
    Madame foot’s caught in the door!

  • http://twitter.com/canesco Maschinenmensch

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?Venice.Venice who?Venice your mother coming home?

  • http://twitter.com/_amoni AMONI

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Apple.
    Apple who?
    Well, someone already said the “orange” joke so I guess I’m next.
    Oh, but that’s not a funny joke.
    Who cares?! Just let me in, it’s raining out here!
    Eh, okay. Whatev.

  • preethi

    -knock knock
    -whos  there?
    -Madame.-Madame who?
    -Madame foot’s caught in the door!!

  • http://www.someperfectworld.tumblr.com/ Maya

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Knock knock.Who’s there?
    Knock knock.Who’s there?
    Knock knock.Who’s there?
    Knock knock.Who’s there?
    Knock knock.Who’s there?
    Knock knock.Who’s there?

    Philip Glass. 

  • Kris

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Madame.
    Madame who?
    Madame foots stuck in the door!

  • Dawn Sollitto

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Josette!
    Josette who!
    Josette down!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Juan!
    Juan who!
    Juan to hear some more of these?

  • Billiondollarprincesss

    I keep trying to enter via email but it’s not letting me :(

  • Dan Williams

    twitted this, 8/7

  • Dan Williams

    twitted this, 8/7

  • Dan Williams

    twitted this, 8/7

  • Dan Williams

    twitted this, 8/7

  • Dan Williams

    twitted this, 8/7

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

    - Knock knock! 
    - Who’s there?
    - Schizophrenia

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

    - Knock knock! 
    - Who’s there?
    - Schizophrenia

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

    - Knock knock! 
    - Who’s there?
    - Schizophrenia

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

    - Knock knock! 
    - Who’s there?
    - Schizophrenia

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

    - Knock knock! 
    - Who’s there?
    - Schizophrenia

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

    - Knock knock! 
    - Who’s there?
    - Schizophrenia

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

    - Knock knock! 
    - Who’s there?
    - Schizophrenia

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

    - Knock knock! 
    - Who’s there?
    - Schizophrenia

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

    - Knock knock! 
    - Who’s there?
    - Schizophrenia

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

    - Knock knock! 
    - Who’s there?
    - Schizophrenia

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

    - Knock knock! 
    - Who’s there?
    - Schizophrenia

  • Kelly Commerford

    Knock Knock:

    Who’s There?

    Boo!

    Boo who?

    Don’t cry little baby!

  • Kelly Commerford

    Knock Knock:

    Who’s There?

    Boo!

    Boo who?

    Don’t cry little baby!

  • Kelly Commerford

    Knock Knock:

    Who’s There?

    Boo!

    Boo who?

    Don’t cry little baby!

  • http://www.facebook.com/levi.mandel Levi Mandel

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s There?
    Shelby.
    Shelby Who?
    Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
    Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
    Shelby coming around the mountain.
    Shelby coming around the mountain.
    Shelby coming around the mountain
    when she comes.

  • Fretboardflier

    knock knock
    who’s there
    I eat mop
    I eat mop who.

  • Ben

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Cindy Lou.

    Cindy Lou Who?

    Yep.

  • Lmcgrath19

    Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? 
    Cows go. 
    Cows go who? 
    No, cows go moo!

  • Sylvia Ortiz

    Knock, Knock?
     Who’s there?
    Banana!
     Banana Who?
    Knock, Knock?
    Who’s THERE?
     Banana?
    Banana WHO??
    Knock, Knock>
    WHO’S THERE??
    Orange?
    ORANGE WHO??
     Orange you glad I didn’t say “Banana” again?? :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=630230749 Gea Dancu

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mr. Bomb.
    Mr. Who?
    Booooooom!

  • Sheila Rauch

    Knock, knock
    who’s there
    isabel
    isabel who
    isabel necessary on a bike!!

  • InezbyDesign

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Police!

    Police who?

    Police open up the door!…for the iPad Giveaway :)

  • Melissa

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Dwayne.

    Dwayne Who?

    Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbarnatt Joe Barnatt

    knock knock

    who’s there?Jesus
    Jesus who?
    exactly.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbarnatt Joe Barnatt

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    jesus
    jesus who?
    exactly

  • Thackeray Liz

    Okay, you start.
    You: Knock Knock
    Me: Who’s There?
    You:
    Me: Gotcha!

  • Karl

    knock knock,
    yes, who is there?
    pee catch
    pee catch who?
    Pikachu, I choose you!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jordandanielmendoza Jordan D. Mendoza

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Either way a superstitious man looking for wood or a jokester. Which do you prefer?
    Either-way-a-superstitious-man-looking-for-wood-or-a jokester.-Which-do-you-prefer?-who?

  • mt.kim

    Knock Knock…
    -Who’s there?
    -Pizza!
    -kowabunga!

  • Dan Williams

    twitted this, 9/7

  • Conrad Crespin

    Knock Knock…
    Who’s there?
    Dave.
    Dave’s not here, man.
    No, I’m Dave.
    I told you Dave is not here and Shaniqua don’t live here no mo’.

  • Kola Cosby

    Knock Knock,
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock,Who’s there?Banana.Banana who?
    Knock Knock,Who’s there?Banana.Banana who?KNOCK KNOCK,WHO’S THERE!!Orange,ORANGE WHO?Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?

  • Lindell_smith

    KNOCK KNOCK

    who’s there??
    CASHcash who??NO THANKS, BUT I’LL HAVE SOME PEANUTS!!

  • Sdelgado 9186

    knock knock
    whos there
    jeff
    jeff, who
    jeff…..*booooooom!(world ends:)

  • Imnotarunner

    knock knock
    who’s there
    orange
    orange who?
    orange you glad I didnt’ call you a lemon?
    imnotarunner at gmail doto com

  • Janette

    Knock Knock -Who’s There? 
    Olive
    -Olive Who? 
    Olive You 

  • Court Vitelli

    Knock, knock…
    Who’s there?
    Xavier.
    Xavier who?
    Xavier breath and open the door!

  • Shsha

    - Knock Knock.
    - Who’s there?
    - “the alien”}

  • farfelu

    Knock Knock…..Who’s there?Doris!Doris who?Doris locked that’s why I am knocking

  • Merlyn Driver

    Knock knock. Who is there? Two small hippos laying semi submerged in a swamp in Zanzibar. Why? You tell me – is it not Thursday?

  • lpetrick

    knock knock 
    who’s there? 
    A little old lady 
    A little old lady who? 
    I didn’t know you could yodell!

  • Angela Marie Tayco

    knock knock

    (who’s there)teefer
    (teefer who?)
    tea for two!

  • linus

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Doris!
    Doris who?
    Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

  • http://www.bootic.com/ Berto

    This is my daughters favorite joke, ever. She says it all the time.
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Awww, I’m sorry to make you cry.

  • mik

    Knock, Knock…- Who’s there?
    - Britney Spears
    - Britney Spears who?Knock, knock…
    - Who’s there?
    - Oops I did it again.

  • Dave

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?
    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?
    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?
    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?
    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?
    Philip Glass

  • Kelly Gordon

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?Cash!Cash who?No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

  • http://www.facebook.com/unremittingly Danielle Wallace

    KNOCK KNOCKWho’s There?BeetsBeets who?Beets me?

  • Biki

    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    orange
    orange who?
    orange you glad you asked who?

  • Lisa Smith

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Lisa!
    Lisa who?
    Lisa a new car from $199 down and $199 a month!

  • Tigersoccerfreak

    knock knock
    whos’s there?
    I am here

  • http://www.facebook.com/davidvnm David Veneman

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Knock, knock.
    Knock, knock who?
    Knock, knock.
    Knock, knock, knock, knock who?
    Knock, knock.
    Knock, knock knock, knock, knock, knock who?Knock, knock.Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock who?Look, I’m just here for the iPad ok?!

  • carole c

    knock knock
    whos there?
    Boo!
    Boo who?
    u dont have to cry about it!

  • Fasana Aishath

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    you said you’d remember :(

  • Michele Henneman

    Knock Knock
    who’s there
    Isador
    Isador who?
    Isador open?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lisa-Brooks/1342773095 Lisa Brooks

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Repeat
    Repeat who?
    Who who who!

  • Landon

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Madame.
    Madame who?
    Madame foot’s caught in the door!
     

  • Vanderpug

    Knock, knock…
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I’m not a banana.

  • Ana Lara

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Little old lady?
    Little old lady who?
    Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!

  • Anna

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dishes Anna!

  • sandra

    If i win this one, i will give it to my mom, who lives in europe, so i can skype with her everyday and see her at the same time :)Sandra

  • Stacey Roberson

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Sam.

    Sam who?

    Sam person who knocked on your door last time.

  • Guest

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in!

  • http://www.facebook.com/katiecontests Katie Contests

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Noah.

    Noah who?

    Noah way to open the door?

  • Jboese80

    Knock knock,
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to let me in, it’s cold outside!

  • Dan Williams

    twitted this, 12/7

  • Nikki Lynn Hanna

    Knock knock
    -who’s there?
    -Boo
    -Boo who?
    -Awe don’t cry, its just a joke!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Azrael-Robertson/100000290647821 Azrael Robertson

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Doris!
    Doris who?
    Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

  • Kathie1126

    Knock knock
    who’s there
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Knock knock
    WHO’S THERE
    Orange
    Orange who
    Orange you glad I didn’t say Orange?

  • http://www.facebook.com/amy.cranston Amy Cranston

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo!
    Boo who?
    There’s no need to cry!

  • jaimee wood

    knock knock…
    who’s there?
    boo.
    boo who?
    please don’t cry
    (my daughters favorite joke!
     

  • Mona Zavala

    Knock Knock.
    -Who’s there?
    Boo.
    -Boo who?
    Why are you crying?!

    I am so bad at jokes.

  • Trish F

    Knock Knock….
    Who’s there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I came to see you?

  • Carolsue

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Catsup.

    Catsup who?

    Catsup a tree and she won’t come down! 

  • Jason

     Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Doris!

    Doris who?

    Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

  • Jaimee S

    knock, knock,
    who’s there
    owl 
    owls who?
    yes they do.

  • kcc

    knock knock
    who’s there
    Mr. T
    Mr. T who
    Shut up fool!

  • Nicou

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Me.
    Me who?
    The cat

  • Tirilg

    IPADDDDDDDDD 

    i’m not english = i don’t have any knock-knock-jokes. Do i have to? :C

  • Liss Martz Villegas

    Knock, knock..
    -Who’s there?
    -None
    -None? — Hello? — ¬¬’ haha!

  • Dan Williams

    twitted this, 13/7

  • abby

    Knock Knock whos there boo, boo hoo. 

    Dont cry its only a joke…you really did win the Ipad

  • http://www.facebook.com/kperkins22 Kathryn Perkins

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Xavier.
    Xavier who?
    Xavier breath and open that door!

  • http://www.notserena.com Serene

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Don’t knit.
    Don’t knit who?
    Don’t it just kill you when you don’t have an awesome tablet?

  • Mkoepp63026

    Knock Knock!Who’s there?
    Butch!
    Butch who?
    Butch your little arms around me!

  • Christianne

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce win the ipad!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lisa-Brown/1611647164 Lisa Brown

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Howl!

    Howl who?

    Howl you know unless you open the door! 

  • Jasja

    Klopf, Klopf…
    - Wer ist da?
    - Wer ner.
    - Wer ner Wer?
    - Wer nervt mich mit diesen Klopf Witzen?

  • Jennifer

    My daughter’s favorite:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Cows Go
    Cows Go who?
    No silly, Cows Go MOO! :)

  • Kitblu

     Will you remember me in an hour?Yes.Will you remember me in a day?Yes.
    Will you remember me in a week?
    Yes.
    Will you remember me in a month?
    Yes.
    Will you remember me in a year?Yes.I think you won’t.Yes, I will.Knock, knock!Who’s there?See? You’ve forgotten me already!

  • AngelaLilly

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    orange
    orange who?
    orange you glad you asked? 
    LOL  sorry…I know that was bad

  • erobards

    Knock, Knock.Who’s There?Heaven!Heaven
    who?Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?

  • Katy

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

  • http://twitter.com/pixystik4u pixystik4u

    what is black and white and red all over? newspaper!

  • Aleson

    Who’s there? Dishes. 
    Dishes who? 
    Dishes a very bad joke.

  • Dan Williams

    twitted this today, 14/7